Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Hey guys, I just finished the first chapter of Abbey in Wonderland.

Unless you happen to be a Ninja like me, it unlikely that you will be able to steal all that stuff from people with out them noticing. You will also need a fairly large magnet if you want to do more than make a tiny light bulb glow, and magnets aren’t that cheap. And for the wind turbine, you’d need a good-quality fan and some mildly complex gearing to make it feasible. For the bicycle pedals, unless you are going to swipe them from some kid’s tricycle, you’re going to need to get a real bike, which even used are not a dime a dozen.

And what will you use to keep this contraption together? Nuts and bolts? Not if you want it to last exposed to the elements. You’ll probably need to get a welded superstructure to keep it together, and you will definitely want to weld parts for either a waterwheel or wind turbine. And even a simple welding rig will cost you some big bucks.

So you are looking at an initial investment of at least a few hundred dollars above the average hobo’s available funding. Welded, it could cost up to about fifteen hundred dollars.

Although some of the individual components are dirt cheap, they add up quick, especially if you want to do the job right.

@Leaving a Comment:

Good deal. Looking forward to it, but take your time. No need to rush something good.

^TWSS

Naw I want to post it here now so I can get some feed back on it.

You have my services, ma’am.


(TWSS, again. Man, this is getting bad)

You’re getting bad.

I’m out of practice.

(yup, again)

When do we get to see the next chapter?

You’ve having a bad night, Ninja. This is depressing.

As soon as she posts it (Which had better be soon!) or as soon as I steal it and post it for her.

Whichever comes first.

I posted quit yer bitchin!

We’re your bitches why would you want us to quit bitchin’ for you

Actually, you’re her bitch. I don’t remember doing any bitching.

You’re her bitch too. Everyone here is. :|

No, she’s mine.

My fiancée is no one’s bitch.

She’ll stop being mine in a year, giving her four years rest before you get her.

Plenty of time to recover don’t you think?

Um, let’s remember who wears the pants in these relationships. And Gabe you’re pregnant btw.

Last time I checked, dear, I was not the one with the uterus in this relationship. I’m fine if I don’t wear the pants or whatever (I can always wear a kilt), but I want our respective parts to be accurate.

I don’t care who has the uterus Honey-bunch, you’re pregnant.

Let’s remember who makes the bad jokes in these forums.

btw Shouldn’t you two push the wedding forward a bit so you aren’t getting married when your child is five?

I WAS TELLING THEM YOU WEAR THE PANTS LACOMI BUT THEY WERE ALL LIEK “NO SHE’S MY BITCH” AND I’M ALL LIKE “HAY YOU SHUT UP” I THINK YOU SHOULD BREAK OFF THE WEDDING

The child will be put in the same monastery of kick-ass where I grew up for ten years.

Gabe, Jerk wants to fight you to the death for my hand.

Lol.

Hey, you can’t blame me jerk. I gave a disclaimer!

Kaxbe, you must suffer her rage alone.

Wait what? I’m LaComi’s bitch? When did this happen?

EDIT: You people post at hyper speed.

Okay. I’m down for fighting Jerk. However, he has to show up at the University of Central Florida in two years at high noon on their campus lawn. The fight shall be overseen by my old sparring partner and sensei.

When you were born.

You’re going to look really silly when I show up and you’re not there.

Why don’t I just tell you both to knock it off before I knock you out?

Oh wait, I remember now. Because I have too much work to do to waste time tracking you two down.

I knew there was a good reason.

Jerk does this mean you don’t want to fight to the death for me?

What no how’d you come to that conclusion?

Read again LaC, and slowly this time.

I have more at stake if I don’t show up, Vins. I’m definitely going to be there. You have insulted my lifestyle, mocked my culture, and forgot to throw out the milk carton when you drank the last of it! But all that I can overlook… but when you dare to take MY woman from me, you are in deep trouble.

Oh now I read it right. And since when am I YOUR woman? If anything, you’re mine.

Oh No! The emo kid is even more emo! Look out! He’s about to bust out the impotent rage!

We’re really in trouble now!

What Ninja said. :.D

I apologize. But still, I will fight for you.

(nameless)

There ya go protecting me from those park bears again~

And protect you I forever shall.

Ohhhhh boy…
Edit: S*** never mind, you guys do post at lightning speed!!

I can see I’m not needed here :.(

Actually, Vins, if our child is a girl, you will be the one training it. The monastery won’t take a girl.

I hope you’ll take me up on my offer.

Aww Jerk~ I can still be in your harem for a few more years.

And Gabe if it is a girl we will name it Autumn. We’re doing it no questions.

*Hands LaComi! a beer.*

It’s one of those nights…

*Goes back to work.*

Is it a bad thing when you only notice you’re bleeding because you can smell the blood?

I like the name Autumn. I’m thinking that if we have another girl we can name her Summer.