Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I don’t even notice your spelling errors

What color is your Bittersweet Candy Bowl banner?

the american flag

look above.

also I think you guys killed wolf with that grenade

Huh. Mine is normal, but I could have sworn it had stripes a minute ago…

I think it was the wound fucking that scared him off

@ninja Schizophrenia much?

Hm? What? Me? Nope. Definitely not. No siree.

Rrrrrriiiiigggghhhhhtttttttt ninja just keep saying that

Imagine the following.
A wild Dickachu has appeared!
Player used taunt.
Wild Dickachu used volt tackle!
Player dropped bag.
Wild Dickachu used volt tackle!
Wild Dickachu used volt tackle!
Player used cry.
Wild Dickachu used volt tackle!
Wild Dickachu used volt tackle!
Player fainted.
Wild Dickachu used volt tackle!
Wild Dickachu used volt tackle!
Wild Dickachu used volt tackle!
Wild Dickachu used volt tackle!
Wild Dickachu used volt tackle!
Wild Dickachu used eruption.
Wild Dickachu has fled.

Bye Mike

Mike?

@Dirt: Why was that supposed to do anything more than waste space?

Because if you had Schizophrenia it would be like I just raped you over the internet.
Now I know you don’t.

I could just be a heartless schizophrenic, or have anti-social personality disorder and schizophrenia. I don’t, but you got to admit that it is at least possible.

I don’t think it is possable that you have Schizophrenia.
You would have reacted differently to the wasted space.

Whats your prognosis of Dirt, Dr. Ninja?

Totally batshit insane, I’m afraid to say. We may have to put him down; please contact his next-of-kin.

I’m afraid all the oubliettes are full, sir.

My father thinks that the Family Guy producer is a room of people like me that have been strapped down and one guy with a note pad.

NO. It’s a tub full of manatees and colored balls corresponding to pop culture references. JESUS GOD.

Not what I meant by ‘put down’, but it was kind of you to have such a humanitarian thought, Nurse Jerk. Please run and fetch the 12 gauge, would you?

@whoever was mad at me before for riping things off.
Ha! fuck you.

He’s speaking to entities not present, his condition must be deteriorating. Nurse! Where’s that shotgun!?!

Here you are





and here I am






Do it faggot!

You’re a Ninja, why would you want to use a gun? You don’t pay me enough for this nonsense.

Image hosted by tripod?

I am infecting you as we speak!

You are acting out of charicter and you think your bing paid!

1. Just because I was gifted by God does not make me a tripod.
2. I haven’t been contagious in years.

I’m not getting it. Were you trying to post an image of a guy with a gun, because I would pull that trigger without hesitation.

And Jerk, Idiot-rights groups mandate that idiots must be put down with a shotgun to prevent unnecessary suffering.

Oh fine, i’ll do it
“Pulls out a 44, magnum and”
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

there Dirts taken “care” of

This is how you do it, honkies.

OOH Yea

…Great… Now those idiot’s-rights groups are going to show up and picket my office. Do you know how long it will take me kill all of them? A perfectly good half-hour wasted!

Here you are


here I am



do it faggot!
Did that help?

I’ll pick up an “I’m sorry I killed your protesting faggots” Hallmark card from the grocery store on the way home.

*BLAM*

Yes.

dirt if your a kitten, your a kitten from hell and i’d finaly indulge in my fanticy of crushing a kitten with my bare hands

so which of you would do it?

Jerk’s Review of “Gantz”

I will always try to sum up each manga with one scene in as few words as possible. Without linking to any of the graphic sex or oceans of blood, I feel this scene sums up everything you need to know about it.

He has exactly five minutes to kill that.

I got a yes from lark and ninja.
Is jerk a box lover?

*BLAM*

Sorry, Dirt, but it seems you’ve…
*puts on shades*
Soiled yourself.

Hahahahahahahhaahahah!!!
you fools!
that was just an innosent kitten!
My real identity is a sectret.
but you need a hint so here.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcIzWNCvO14

@various people: *heavy sigh*

(nameless)’s holiday heavy sigh count: 6 <— Yes I’ve expanded it.

Oh, it is to be expected. ^_^

Good Morning everyone!

I hope you guys enjoyed the rest of your weekend.

I enjoyed my weekend bad have plenty of candy left over from last night so i’m good there. But i gotta go to work and am posting in the little free time i have befor i leave. “sigh”

I am disappointed in you, Dirt. I expected something at least twice as insulting as that!