Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Hmmm… Sex, raising kids, and fighting each other. Sounds like high school to me!

Or Wynter, that would be pretty cool.

Okay, I can quit whining for five years. That’s a lot of time to steal you away from him anyway ahahahaaaaaaa

So fine but don’t send her to me til she’s eighteen.

It’s funny, you get more attention if you asked to be ignored than if you are trying to attract attention to an actual question.

I thought humans couldn’t smell blood.

IGNORE ME IGNORE ME IGNOOOOORE MEEEEEE

NEVAR!!!!

HAhahahahaaaa!

Whoever told you that lied. Humans can DEFINITELY smell blood. Haven’t you ever been forced to gut and butcher your own meat?


Oh. Yeah, you guys are vaguely normal. I forgot about that.

Ninja is Dwight Schrute in real life.

Yep.

Liar, you’re not sarcastic at all.

How many times have I actually lied to you? Honestly?

i see what you did there

Or so you say…

yes…yes i did say

Actually, I only noticed that after the fact. But it still works out nicely doesn’t it?

There’s a first time for everything.

Indeed jerk, indeed

Yes. Like a first time for you to wake up to find a note pinned to your ceiling that reads, “When I’m sarcastic, I’m sarcastic. And when I’m serious, I’m serious. Don’t mess with this Ninja.” But that first time will have to wait for previously mentioned reasons.

Being unable to speak of your moms job sucks.

Not really. Nobody ever asks about it.

Well bragging is rendered impossible.

Ninja I love you. We shouldn’t fight like this.

This is a fight?

Why would you brag about your mom’s job? That is like asking people to start making fun of her. (i.e. “Yeah right. I know what your mom really does. I hired her last week for a few hours.&rdquo

It’s just a path of pain that you don’t wish to embark upon.

Sorry Jerk. I must have been fighting on autopilot, because I didn’t realize we were in conflict.

Really? She said business trip.

I forgive you. Do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon?

Depends on if you want me to remove your eyes or your small intestine as well?

Ummm… What?

Never you mind, HB.

*Disappears in a cloud of green, odorless smoke.*

I’ll take that as “big spoon.”

I’ll just take *’s advise on this one.

This is so endearing. ^_^

yup

Bookmarking, ignore plz.

I will not ignore. In fact, I will draw more attention to your comment.

Oh, be nice. ^_^

I am being nice.

There is so much freakin love on this forum. CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT~

HERE I AM… (dadum dadum) ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.

I just felt like saying that.

DON’T STOP, BELIEVIN’!!! HOLD ON TO THAT FEEEEEEEEELLLLING!

YOU’LL BE A DEEEEENTIIIIISST!!! YOU HAVE A TALENT FOR CAUSING THINGS PAIN!!!
SON, BE A DEEEENTIIIIIISSST!!! PEOPLE WILL PAY YOU TO BE INHUMANE!!!!!

HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT HUBBA HUBBA ZOOT ZOOT!

NOM

I!!! IM HOOKED ON A FEELIN! IM HIGH ON BELIEVEN……..

B-B-B-B-BLINDED BY THE LIGHT!!! REVVED UP LIKE A DUECE ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT

WOOOOAH ARE YOU WITH ME?!! WOOOAH ARE YOU WITH ME?!! WOOAH, IS, THAT, THE, BEST YOU CAN GIVE ME?!! WOOOAH ARE YOU WITH ME?!!!

Good Morning by the way.

Afternoon, Sean. ^_^

Good Day.