Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I leave for two days and come back to find this thing at 4200. Did anything interesting happen since page 73?

Not really. Unless you care about random banter, in which case everything is interesting. ^_^

Hi dr klaus!

I say hello and yet bid farewell, for I have work to do than cannot be put off any longer.

Aww. Be back soon, then. ^_^

I am out of alcohol and prescription medication. The good news is I slept seventeen hours.

New personal record?

Hell if I know. I’m still pretty stoned. But I slept right through the hangover.

I hope that did you well. ^_^

My cat ate my citalopram and is now hiding in the rafters after taking my hat and a pair of shoes hostage.

Always good to sleep through a hangover. I hate hangovers, with a passion. But, I have no booze of any description (except rubbing alcohol), so that isn’t a problem right now.

I wonder if antidepressants were teste don animals? o_0

I’d say so, knowing how big business is. Once my cat got into my morphine (for my leg) and attempted to kill and devour anything that moved.

Psychosis from morphine is one thing, but hat fetishes? I am officially weirded out :S

Fetishes are not weird.

They are for a cat.

There is one somewhere with an underwear fetish. ^_^

I really don’t want to know ¬-¬

Neither did I, but I found that to be highly amusing nonetheless. ^_^

Wait… your not making a joke?
Your cat really did that?

Not my cat. But somebody’s cat. I think there are some articles about it online…

No, my cat genuinely did that.

Here is what I would have done.
1.Get all the shoes and hats in the house
2.pick item from pile at random
3 wave in frount of cat untill the cat attacks and takes the item
4 repeat 2 and 3 untill the pile is empty or the cat is funny looking or the cat falls out of the rafters.
5 Catch cat in cardbord box
6 keep it in there untill calm and I mean food, sleap, and play.

I can guarantee that he won’t be calm for some time, especially not after a dosage of Citalopram that will keep a human in the clouds for twelve hours :.(

I like pizza

Thats why you would feed him in the box and mabey even put in the litter box.
It’s better than letting him attack your hats all day.

My hats are like my children ;_;

Ok wolf.
You are a very special person and we all love you but we are talking about cats now so go play in your room.

Then the cat must be banished

Your hats, Sammy? ^_^

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^_^

Ah, naturally. ^_^

Indeed. ^_^

an hour of exchanging low syllable count phrases of superiority is enough.
SO, like….
nope, I don’t have a topic either.

We could talk about Gouda cheese, if that is more to your liking. ^_^

I love that stuff!
It’s pun tastic!

Oh? Cheesy. ^_^

¬-¬
I love Gouda without actually liking it. I eat a piece, think “Meh”, then want more after ten minutes.

Jerk doing impressions of people:

“I love you all unconditionally and have already forgiven you for all the stupid shit you will ever say or do ^_^ *hugs*”

ILB! its ILB!!
Is it ILB?
can I has anouther 1000 internets?

A paraphrase, perhaps. ^_^

Chaz impression?

No.

Hey, I didn’t make that!

Heres a new topic. I have found out that Dotzrus reads TwoKinds and Jerk reads comics by Jay Naylor, has anyone else heard of or read these comics?

Not me.

I have heard of Twokinds, but Jay Naylor escapes me. ^_^

@ILB Not knowing of Jay Naylor is probably for the best due to a lot of his comics content.

Knowing of the famous sister-fucking scene does not, in fact, indicate that I have read Necronaylorcon.