Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I can’t argue and I haven’t argued that I’m not petty but even when I leave for awhile when I come back I find things that are just about as petty. The only times I have received any kind of positive review it was because I told someone not to masturbate with pinesol or because I quoted a song or tweetle-dee and tweetle-dum. They are the epitome of petty squabbling. I looked at the last few posts and it seems that your getting pissed because I pointed out a way in which jerk said he had a crippling learning disability on accident or it’s just the buildup of anger at my posts.

The pinesol thing was a joke. We were joking. That’s what we do in here sometimes. If you don’t find it funny, go away. Nearly everyone else here does.

I was referring to your obvious crippling learning disability. Well, to be fair, you AND Wolf, but I’ve already gone over what it is you fail to learn, not to mention the fact that I used second-person plural to indicate who had it in the first place so there’s really no possible way I could have been referring to myself.

Seriously: you need to learn to read before you try to argue. But for your sake, let’s go back over our basics, hm?

For those of us left <—-first person plural
For those of you left <—-second person plural
For those of them left <—-third person plural

Pop quiz, Dirt: which one did I use?

You already said it was second person plural.
No thought process necessary at this point.

OK then tell me oh wise oracle of internet civility,
where is the line between shooting the shit and being petty?

Well, I figured since English isn’t your first language I’d be doing you a favor. You’re welcome.

And honestly? I don’t think you lurked long enough to figure it out on your own. I remember your first post on the forum wasn’t terrible, and then you and Wolf and Light all seemed to fuse together into one gigantic thunderhead of newbie idiocy.

Shit, just quit being a dick like picking arguments over definitions or spamming images. I think ending the pointless arguments alone might make you tolerable. If you don’t know how not to be a dick, post less until you can figure it out on your own.

Or be a self-centered faggot like Chaz. It’s no skin off my ass either way.

Petty:

When you take the time to dissect every single post that is made by anyone in here in order to assert some form of superiority or means of justifying your crap when you are called out.

I have work to do and Jerk, you should get some sleep, so Good night to you both.

I’m waiting for the sedatives to kick in, mother. ;p

But I never mentioned the fact that I post often to anyone so how can I be using it for superiority or justification?

I spent an hour or so searching up every thread I’ve posted on and I have a word file with all their hyperlinks.
I don’t know what post you thought was my first post and I would like to konw that but I think I won’t heer from you for awhile because usualy when an injured person is on sedetives they stay out awhile unless the pain awakens them. Did you mean my earlyer posts as a group?

If you actuly spent that much time researching the thred then you would NOT have to ask certan questions pertaining to us. What do you mean the same? We talk like a group of people at the mall foodcourt. Your like, the pretenioes dick that runs up saying “Oh hay, i found you guys! Lets hang out together, it will be so much fun!” At least i hade the common desency to walk up to the group and try to mingle in. I may be a dick but i know were to draw the line, You don’t dirt. And befor you ask were said line is, you have to figure that out for yourself, like everyone else.

I have three things to say.

1. Happy birthday *Ninja!

2. Please stop arguing.

3. What are everyone’s thoughts about the new game:
PokéPark Wii: Pikachu’s Adventure

Oh, is it *Ninja’s birthday? Have a very merry one. ^_^

Hello ILB.
Also: Happy B-day, Ninja. Go and kill as many people as there are years attached to you, and please include Dirt in them.

Less happy note, I just recieved word that my mother is dying.

Oh dear. Will you have time to see her before she dies?

No, Hospice took her home two days ago. If you don’t know, Hospice are the people who come to make you comfortable while you die.

Oh… I am so sorry.

*hugs Nero tightly*

Yea. That would be the only problem about this job. Stuff happens and I cannot go to where it happened. Launches are a fickle bitch. The weather and atmosphere have to be just so, and that means that a sudden turn in the weather could knock my coming home back until it clears.

Do you have to stay up there until your scheduled return, or is there a slight chance that you could come back earlier? I would imagine the former, because of costs and all that…

*keeps hugging*

You would be right. Not only the costs, but I surmise the weather is less than perfect, judging from my brother.

Mhm… It must be terrible to be stuck up there and not be able to say goodbye to your mother.

I was able to talk to her on the phone, at least. But, it just isn’t the same.

I suppose so. Although I can never know what that is like…

*hugs still*

For your sake, I hope you never have to. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.

Happy Birthday *Ninja!

*Leaves a wagon of Vodka in an undisclosed location for consumption or resale.*



I’m sorry to hear that Maj. Tom, I can’t imagine being stuck in that kind of situation…

*Joins in with ILB with hugging.*

@ Nero: I’m sorry, man. My grandmother lived with me for thirteen years and passed in January so I think I have an idea of what you’re going through when you talk about decline, except I really can’t imagine losing my mom. That just…seems like it’d be worse somehow even though I was really close to my grandmother too. Anyway, I’m sorry, Nero.

@ Dirt: This is the thread I was talking about but I forgot you didn’t start it. You just kind of joined up at some point. If it’s not your first, it’s close enough since I didn’t notice you in here before that.

Sorry nero.
Natural causes?

Are you kidding me?
that is the thread where I start spamming Wolf.
The first post your talking about is the full song “Hotel californa” and a failed picture of the doctor that ILB could see somehow.
This means that the only reason why you know who I am is because I was an asshole to wolf for kicks and then somone else agitated the situation.

HOLY CRAP IT’S NINJA’S BIRTHDAY!

Happy birthday Ninja.

And I’m sorry to hear that Nero, that sucks.

ugh. i feel like crap. hey guys. man it’s been awhile since i’ve been on here.

I should say so. ^_^ Where have you been?

school and i was doing a play this month. acting comes first for me.

correction- last month. i forgot that it’s november

Happy birthday, ‘Ninja

Nero, i feel for you *joins Sean and ILB in hugging*

Jerk, just give up. Trying to convince an autistic tween that he is wrong is like trying to piss off ILB.. stop wasting precious life is my advice ¬-¬

@ Dirt: The only reason I know who you are is because you, Light and Wolf collectively cocked up the RC practically the first night you signed on. I didn’t really notice you before that because you had to go and be a selfish prick and fuck up an otherwise fun place with your irrelevant picture spamming or petty, semi-literate arguments. Honestly, though: you’ve shown me nothing to convince me you’re not a socially-inept lost cause ready to hijack any conversation with your petty bullshit. You’re not even worth the effort I put in for Chaz of all people.

oh i forgot, happy birthday ninja.
mine’s in 13 days

The post where Jerk first noticed me was also the same post where I started spamming wolf.
before then, I was a bit more reasonable and I got no responces from anything.
This is what you guy’s react to.

@Jerk daaaaaaaamn

Happy bday ninja. That truly sucks nero. Sorry to hear that

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, larkophone

I miss you, Commie ;_; I thought the Dirt/Wolf/Light triumvirate of stupidity had driven you off for good.

Welcome back, Drakes. How’ve you been?

I know, Sammy. I just kind of hoped to prevent another Chaz, but my patience has run out.

“The only reasons I know who you are is because you, Light and Wolf collectively cocked up the RC practically the first night you signed on.”
Exactly.
Except I had actually been on for about five days posting reasonably.

@Jerk i’ve been meh. today i feel crappy.

Why’s that, Drakes?

sick. sore throat, ear infection, heartburn, can’t breath right, stuffed up, and a high fever. all today and yesterday. ugh.
and i’ve been meh because of sleep deprivation, the play, and school.

Aww Hope you get better, Draix

Aw my poor nephew, do you want some chicken soup? *Hands him a bowl.*

And no worries Jerk, this semester is coming to an end for me so that’s why I haven’t been on as much as I would like. Also bonding with various people on this side of the screen.

yeah me too. i took today off. that’s how bad it is.

thanks auntie commi.

Oh fuck, that sucks. I’m going up to the liquor store today for a bottle of Hornitos (on FW’s suggestion), Patron for the Hell of it, and a bottle of one other thing if I can afford it. Maybe rum but preferably just more tequila. Those bottles are like trophies to me.

I know, Commie. :p I’m glad you still remember us enough to come back. <3

You should drink Mead! That’s my poison of choice.

And you’re welcome Draixen dearie~

i need some warm milk with honey and sugar. sadly, i’m out of honey and milk.

Well just wrap yourself up and take a good nap dear, that’s what I would do if I didn’t have class in a half hour and two papers to write this weekend.


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