Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I guess.

We’ve got heartaches by the number, troubles by the score~…

Y’know, things have gotten worse in the naming department. You see kids walking around with stupid adjectives or nouns as names, as if the parents hope the name will reflect their child. Chances are they’ll be smokin pot in the dressing rooms come high school. And you call them Promise and Chastity? Or Chase? That’s a verb, for crying out loud.

And another thing. I’m sure everyone has a bottle of Extra-Virgin Olive Oil lying around somewhere. Extra-Virgin? As if an olive could be a virgin. And what do they mean by extra-virgin? How can someone be extra-virgin? Like, they haven’t even fingered themselves, or something? “Hey, look, I’m an EXTRA-virgin! Top that!”

Seriously?

EDIT: this was s’posed to be a joke. If you didn’t laugh, your laugh-box must be broken. I suggest you make an appointment with your local rideologist.

An olives virginity is a measurement of how condensed it it or how “pure”.

I guess it makes as much sense as the way they describe wines, or boats, or bridges, Klaus. ^_^

edited above

If people name their kids for the qualities they hope they’ll have, I’m naming my kid Kickass Danger.

OH WAIT.

A close second would be Billionaire Thunderpunch.

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COMMIE, we need to have another kid! :.D

You need one named Stolid Fire Punch as well. ^_^

Poison Cure for mine

Boxer Billionaire Vincero III

Vincy, what are we going to do with you?

Ok people, for those of you who backread (i’m prolly gonna regret this), Lark fun fact #2: my middle name is Jerome

Intangible independent invisible or
I. I. Invisible. will be my child.

Eh, you’ve got a few cool Jeromes so it’s not a terrible name. Could be much more humiliating. Like kids whose parents named them Moonbeam or some faggy hippie shit like that.

LoD, just go on the internet, write down the video’s URL, and post it. Simple.

—— Jerome Adams… Hmmmm ¬-¬

Klaus, you remind me of Bill Bryson ina great way

On another note, take a look at Chaz’s revised video description

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3sIS1lWeio

Only one part left but i’m not that easy

Lark is terrible at poker its fact.

I won 1500 off you guys in seven minutes

I only suck because that was fake money. If it was real i would not of bet like that

your still mad ass karl

I only suck because I am horrible at poker.

That joke is stale now, Dirt.

Hay, Mad Ass is awsome sammy, because i’m a fuckin looney

My son is named Rob, and my daughter is named Rose. Honestly, as long as they can be happy, I can.

I’m thinking of nameing mine (if its a girl) saphire

Jason? Matt? Sam?

Soooooo…..
Your staking your happiness on the happiness of children?
You do know that they are going to spend the first 24 years of their life on the happiness rollercoaster right?

I did not know you had children, Nero? Is this just me who has not been paying attention? ^_^

Good night. See ya’ll at 4:00.

No, we are just taking his word for it I think.

I remember him briefly mentioning it before.

Nero’s a daddy? Aw you really are the oldest person here! ;D I jest I jest.

Fine Jerk, since it’s your birthday we can have another baby and you can name him.

“sigh” i love shannon but i think baby talk would upset her at this stage

Ohy Commi

I would suggest waiting until your upper 20s to have kids, they are expensive and you will want to be financially stable and done with college.

I said talk about them not have them yet, As of the current time i’m not suited to have them yet. I am far from mature anough

imagine how fucked up a kid of mine would be.
in combat training from age four,
id teach them how to build atomic bombs at ten,
kill their first dictator at 13
strategy training from age 1.5
we would build spaceships together and mount atom bombs on them for launch.
(space ship is my newest “find out how” project.

i wanna ride a nuke! that would be one hell of a ride

And just consider the landing. ^_^

that is one of my top 50 ways to die.

I know ILB, i won’t have to worry about being crippled be the landing, I’ll be incinerated in an istant and feel no pain ;P

make sure to land in a city.
maximum damage and all.

@ ILB: “Overmoash with accumtion” translates to “overcome with emotion”.

@ Jerk: I hope your birthday present is seeing Jessie wake up from the surgery tomorrow.

You should nuke joust

i should nuke Florida.

@ sammy: I showed that to Taeshi last night and we all had a good laugh but agreed he’d suffered enough.

Nuke penis attack
“do the pelvic thrust dance”

had that one in stock

I just realized I’ve lived for a quarter of a century oh god