Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I… Can’t stop. So FUNNY!! LOL!!

No sarcasm, honest that made me tear up.

what part made you lol?

Oh BAAW! Jerk! Are you going to get pregos or not?

Pppppffff hahahahahahahahaha I thought that was the girls job Commi

Commie’s claim to fame is that she has more balls than any man in here, including me. I probably shouldn’t, Commie. I’m so old now there’s a good chance it’ll come out a drooling retard, even with my awesome genes and your evil seed.

NOPE TO LONG DIDN’T LISTEN BEND OVER IT’S BABY MAKING TIME.

“sigh” if 25 is old i’m so fucked

So Commi is a kick ass Herm, fine by me. In fact, more then fine ;P

@ Lark: Whenever you get to a fight scene in Berserk between Guts and someone you really want to see fucked up, be sure to have metal playing while you read it very slowly. And here’s one I really want you to remember, because this isn’t a spoiler in any way: once Guts first puts on the Berserker armor, turn on this IMMEDIATELY. He gets it after he meets a witch. That manga lends itself to so many scenes that deserve a soundtrack, but this song at the very least HAS to be played during that first fight.

Thats a fucking awsome song, sad they didn’t put it on the black album

So amny things deserve a bad ass soundtrack, like life, but they don’t to my disapointment

Alright the deed is done, Jerk you are now pregnant, tell me when the baby comes out so I can claim it as my own and put it to the test.

Studio version’s on “Ride the Lightning,” I think, but I prefer the S&M version better. All I’m saying is, the MOMENT that he puts on that armor, you have to turn on that song. It’s toward the very end of Volume 26 when he finally gets the one thing that could possibly out-badass that sword of his. Think about that.

That slab of iron he carrys or one of the many he breaks?

Damn Commi, you lasted 20 minutes, wish i could hold out that long

I’m like the energizer bunny, I just keep going, and going, and going, and going….

He breaks a lot of little ones before he gets the Dragon Slayer, which is what you see him with in the beginning. You do see the Berserker Armor, but he’s not the one wearing it when you first see it, nor do you ever see what it really does until he puts it on. It is the armor of, “Make peace with your impotent gods, because I’m coming to eat them as soon as I’m finished with you.”

Twenty minutes is Commie’s version of missionary. Actual intercourse lasts three hours minimum and requires a physician’s permission before beginning (hint: you won’t get the permission, so bring a wheel chair in advance and settle all your worldly affairs).

Thats why it’s called the Berserker Armor. Ungodly power but i bet theres a catch. there always seems to be, and this writer dosn’t look like the type to just Give him that power without taking something

Weelchairs are for wimps, use some crutches and grow a spine or regrow at least

You’re catching on quickly, but there’s still something to be said for an honest-to-God blank check for face stomping.

What chapter are you on? Gantz is being a real letdown right now.

work has been killing my reading, so chap 11

every one wants “You now have a chunk of God power for free, abuse it wisely”

I’d want the abilty to take any hit and get back up (with slow regeneration, cant be too overpowered)

Do you have any idea what they have to do to get that power? D:

And that is why I’ve never requested a child from Leaving a Comment, I have enough back pain to deal with without the realigning of my spine.

Thats why i said for Free, no strings attached you give up nothing

As for how THEY get them, Kill off all your loved ones, Cause yourself Massive phisical and emotional pain, and deliver devastaiting genocide

It’s weird that I’ve seen examples of Apostles that actually make some of them look like noble, reasonable people…or the fact that Apostles are not the most evil things ever created.

And they don’t really choose their powers so much, it’s actually more like a reflection of their will. If you make an Apostle out of someone with an extremely strong will, you end up with an Apostle that stands out among Apostles.

Also, to become an Apostle you only have to kill one person you love. That’s not to say that there aren’t variations on the sacrifice motif, which you will appreciate in due time. >8)

They told the requirement in #3, my comment was if you were just handed a chunk of God power

That’s the thing though: you aren’t handed a chunk, they just let you reach in and grab as much as you can hold. You want regeneration? Take it! Take immortality! Take unlimited strength and invisibility! Your only limit in becoming an Apostle is strength of will. That’s it.

And possibly mandatory participation in the occasional murderfuck.

Bring me my paaaaaack of burning fuel
Bring me my flamethrower of desire
Bring me my spaaaace-borne beams of death
Give me the codes to make them fire

And that was Jerk’s rendition of the second verse of “Jerusalem.”

My brother was fucking around last night and just saying Pink Floyd lyrics, “Hey you, out there in the cold…growing lonely, growing old…” and at that line I interrupted him with the line that would occur normally in the second verse: “would you touch me?” And that’s how everyone in the car ends up extremely uncomfortable except for me and my smug grin.

Okay what happend this time? How’d we get to Pink Floyd?

If you’re talking about the chain of events in that car, it was because my brother saw someone walking along the side of the road and it was just a little cold outside, so he starts casually saying the lyrics of that song as if he were addressing that person.

Honestly, would you even expect that I’d need a reason to say “would you touch me?”

Yep, I have mentioned it before. No, I don’t fault you for not remembering.
@Dirt: Don’t start the petty “Real-or-fake” bullshit. I am not ready to deal with any more stress.
Yes I am aware that they are both riding an amusement park of happy. My point was on an eventual basis, probably after high school/college.
I remember giving my age two times. Can anyone remember?

I can never coop with randomness of this thread and Happy Birthday Jerk! If I’m not too late

Oh, thank you, wacko. ^_^

hey everybody. i’m doing even worse today. should i see a doctor if i’m coughing up blood?

Oh dear. Yes, you definitely should

problem is- no insurance ((((

But if you are coughing up blood? That is serious. You need to get someone to look at you.

meh…wait a minute…your ^_^ face isn’t there o.O

If it makes you feel better, I could smile compassionately. ^_^

@ Nero: Thirty-seven.
@ skykitty: Thank you.
@ WHOEVER REPLACED MY CONTACT SOLUTION WITH SOME KIND OF BLEACH-BASED CLEANING SOLVENT: THAT WASN’T FUNNY YOU FUCKING FUCKER.

@Draixen:
Go to an urgent medical center, not to be confused with the hospital. Max they should charge you is $50 for the appointment and then you just need $ for prescriptions. It’s cheaper because you aren’t paying for all off the rooms of a hospital, etc.

Jerk you grabbed the wrong bottle and at least you didn’t SPRAY IT DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES OH GOD IT BURNS SO BAD!!!!!!

And yes Draixen sweetie, that means internal bleeding and that shit is real. Go get help now.

Apply directly to the forehead.

I remeber running out of contact solution once and being unable to find any for a week, normal water does not work well. my eyes were red and cloudy for that whole week and the next.


also bleach is just intented for oral use not eye contact

this is X-Saber. i am sad to inform you all that Draixen has passed away. one of his last requests was to post this under his name.

What. :|

So, is his commic finished?
I was hoping to mak a cheap final fantacy style RPG of hat or timecop.

Also it is in fack to late to wish him a happy birthday.
Happy stich day!

… Is that true?

It’s a rather sick joke if it is not…

If it is, then that sucks, he was younger than us if I remember correctly.

he was 15 about to turn 16 in 12 days…
and this isn’t a joke. i don’t joke like that.

What, WHAT!