Bittersweet Candy Bowl

It has been one hell of a ride guys, and now we have to have a single random chat. HERE YA GO! So then, so people don’t ask, here is the definition of Terminus: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/terminus
Discussion topic: You just completed your life’s ambition! What are you gonna do now?
Alternate topic: Who ya gonna call?

Can we just post resolutions? Like, new year’s?

I resolve to stop getting hooked on webcomics that I know in my mind are terrible. Like Housepets.

awww, what’s wrong with houspets? Try Kevin and Kell.

Im gonna call the doctor

Housepets sucks big time. Is just another generic furry comic made by a douche. Also, I am gonna call my biggest bro.

to each their own, I suppose.

Ima call for pizza. And then for more pizza. And then for Tylenol. I know a guy.

I also know a guy. He’s my supplier.





















You have no idea how hard it is to find someone who specializes in different kinds of balsa wood.

I resolve to get some this year, my wang demands justice

and also hoepfully finally get a girlfreind

also catch a rhino

So what are you doing?

Had to be said.

Yes, quite. ^_^

Good luck, Goldwulf ^_^ And by “This Year” are we referring to the start of the Jewish New Year, which was some time ago?

naw just any time within a year, im too impatiant to wait untill new years. 4 years is long enough of a dry spell

Ah the small pleasures in life. I spent my time well walking around campus with a white hot chocolate mocha and a cinnamon roll in hand. Then I realized I was wearing gray and a long pink scarf. I felt like a girl Mike.

Yeah, the other day I realised that I had charcoal in my hair and all over my arms and I looked like the bastard child between Paulo and Amaya…

Sammy is now BCB canon.

i always feel like i look like a cat.
just a cat.

I tend to feel like a normal human being, myself. ^_^

thats wierd.
i havent really felt human for about 4 years now.

Well, your tendency to fight bears in your spare time does undermine it somehow. ^_^

I fight dolphins in my spare time.

FUCKA YOU DOLPHEEEN
FUCKA YOU WHAAAAAALE

I’m going to call ILB an Illustrious Lion Brain. And did you seriously think anyone would answer your question the way you were expecting, Nero? It’s just too obvious. If you made it even slightly subtle, people might do it even though they knew you expected it, but you ruined it. RUINED IT!


Now pay me


















no heed.

(paying ninja heed)

Now that’s just plain silly!

of course. my name is kazi.
KKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZI IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

You sure it ain’t Krazi?

no, but thats what the men in white coats called me just before i killed them.

You teach them honkies a lesson, Kaz.

thats what i did.
then i went after their families.

I was one of those men in white coats.

*GASP* You’re not sure!

This is terrible!

Also, “kazi” is a letter away from “nazi”

And according to my files, kazimierz, you’re bluffing.

I must depart…

There is a chance that my identity will be stolen.

oh? thats too bad.
and i’m 3 people. your files misled you.

I lost my wallet. It had everything in it. My Military ID, my Driver’s License, my credit card, my bank card, my library card, my rental card, my key card, my student ID, my Tea of the Month Club Membership Card, and my “If Found Dead” card.

Darn it didn’t get the name I proposed. Oh well. Oh and I’m gonna call the ghost busters, duh.

so?
get new ones and dont keep all your stuff in an easy to lose container.

I’m paranoid.

About what

inform all necessary parties that the wallet was lost.

who the hell carries an “if found dead” card under the age of 60?

So how does that matter?
Wait never mind…

I carry one of those cards, ya know in case I get in to a horrible accident or something.

if found dead burn body and inform no one.

My fiancée gets it.

when I die I just want them to take my body out of the ditch and burn it

also, if you marry her she is going to become a widow very quickly.

In our profession, there is a chance of that happening. Good thing she is incredibly kick-ass and could probably kill off my murderers and find new love along the way.

Now boys, play nice no fighting over little ole me. And KAZI! That is not the appropriate reaction!