Bittersweet Candy Bowl

What lines do you think the BCB cast would use?

I ask because I ran across this one which would be prime for McCain:

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death. So for my health and yours, say yes.

It sounds a bit too… sleazy for him. ^_^

Oh well.

Amaya’s ought to be “…”

David “so your face or mine?”

Hee. Apparently Lucy’s best pickup lines would be what she says to get away from boys. ^_^

Rapecat: “Bend over.”

Paulo:your a virgin right?

Mike: Everyone wants to do me, so you probably do, too.

David: Ovaries.

Agustus: There’s a perfectly logical reason for you to want to have sex with me right now, but you’ll only understand it after the fact… trust me.

Daisy: .///. please…

Abbey: Hey, uh… I have this thing I wanted to do tonight, but I was thinking… if it isn’t a burden and you don’t mind and you don’t have anyplans…

You know you want it.

David- I’ll keep u safe from the park bears *carries her off*

Tess: I’m going to do some crazy stuff to you if you say yes >8D PS: I’m so rich we’ll have a new set of sheets to ruin every day of the year!

@ My nephew Draixen: Oddly enough if a guy say and did that to me I would probably go on a date with them.

@Commie: I’ll keep u safe from the park bears *carries you off*

But Gabe we’re already engaged. this is a little redundant.

McCain : My recent studies have proven that the emotion of love, actually is a trustable sorce for making life long decisions… *holding out a ring*

@Commie: Doesn’t mean I can’t take you out on a date.

In five years.

Carter: I love Lucy.

Why are you telling me?

Tess: Screw me baby, I have money!

what… the….hell… is….this


oh wait: its a pick-up line thread

Lucy - *slap*

Paulo would probably say all the pervy pick-up lines I know

Paulo: Hey babe, are you a general? Cause my private’s saluting your presence.

The edit button disappears in the most inconvenient times…

Oh wow, nice one Sky! XD

Paulos Dad: “whats got two thumb, a construction hat, cums like a fire hose and will make it hard for you to walk tommorow?” points to self “yo”

Augustus: I’m going to pound you like your daddy did.

Paulo: hey baby, you want to be in my daydream?

………………………………. *smiles seductively*

^_^ Thing is, this would get the message across perfectly..

^_^

(Like that?)

McCain: Close the door, it’s drafty in here.

@ Auntie Comi (way up there) Lol really? why?

Paulo doing his best Frank Sinatra impression: “I’ll do you my way”

Actually, that one might just work. ^_^

Well because it’s cheesy and sweet and funny. Girls eat crap like that up.

I’LL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM THE PARK BEARS, COMMIE



I’d carry you off but you’d just sever that arm and I’m too lazy to regenerate today.

Well, of course. ^_^

Though I must say that the wording could have been slightly different for maximum effect.


Oh Johnny, you do tend to pop in at the most inconvenient times. ^_^

Has anyone tried a Larken pick up line………..OH SHIT WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!

TO LATE JERK! Gabe already carried me off like 30 posts ago.

FFFFSHIT

And did ILB just call me inconvenient? D:

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!?????????????

Really weird

Larken: Once you go black I couldn’t give a damn if you went back, Bitch.

………You have started the end of the world Leving a Comment. Now I must kill everyone to hide this awful Pick up line from Larken.

Not Kaxbe though. Everyone Else shall die!!!!1

Abbey: Hey my dad beat my mom in front of me and now they’re both gone want to see a movie? I promise I won’t work up the nerve to say or do anything romantic until you yell at me.

Gabe won’t let you kill me, we’re engaged.

No, I did not. I just made a comment on that you often appear between the my replies and what they are replies to. ^_^

Leaving a comment I will kill you. Kaxbe will think its an accident………A NUKE Accident!!!!!!!!!
And I will pay him to look the other way.

Bitch I could cut you blindfolded and with my hands behind my back.


Look down, you’re already bleeding.

COMMENT, YOU DONT KNOW WHO YOUR DEALING WITH!!!!!!!!

AND I ALREADY GOT A SNIPER AT YOUR HOUSE!

SHOOT JOHN SHOOT!………

Dr. John put the BB gun away.

I’ll seen my assassin daughter on you.

FUCKKKKKK……..JOHN YOU FOOL……your daughter’s a assassin?