Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Darn it.

Actually, this topic refers to anything you might have said. No one has given the prerequisite that you must have invented the quote yourself.

For instance, on several occasions I’ve quoted Dr. Frankenstein’s line of “It’s alive!”. I have said it, it is eligible. ^_^

Yeah, I think we should just let any good quote we can think of in here, with the emphasis on our own brainpower.

Me: “I’m heading down to the evilbitcheteria to pick up a new girlfriend.”
Her: “What the Hell’s an ‘evilbitchateria?’”
Me: “It’s like a cafeteria, but it has evil bitches instead of cafes.”

@ILB, what are you a fucking lawyer?

Huh? I can’t recall asking for money once so far…

But no, I’m just a girl who loves nagging at details. Well, close, anyway.

Lol, I’m just saying. I guess I was wrong to assume that people can interpret the fact that I meant original quotes, but whatever.

Post whatever the hell you want, I’m not stopping you. Nor can I really.

I just made a good quote.
“Failure is part of life, the mind of humans is set to mess up.
That’s why we dominate over every other species.
And most likely to screw the world over.”
~Ved 5.2.2010

The Creed of Polaris:

Fuck you all! You Suck!

I think I’ll quote you on that sometime.

Yeah I’m fucking awesome!

“I don’t believe life has pleasure, only relief from pain. In my line of work, the fear and pain is always there, the fear of losing everything if you screw up, but I like that. Fear is what keeps me training even when I can’t feel my arms or legs, it keeps me sharp.” My quote on boxing.

what’d ya think?

“There is no power in the world more terrifying than a Ninja with a flamethrower. None.”

Two ninjas with flamethrowers and rocket packs

Don’t forget the Tick, he’s Nigh-invulnerable!

Nothing can kill the GRIMACE!!

Which ones that?

When life give’s you AIDS…
You make lemonAIDS.

What doesnt kill me wont get a second chance

Women spelled backwards is kitchen

those who plan to seek God at the Eleventh hour, Die at 10:30.

“BOOBIES”

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down

You know…Bacon is so awesome, I can use the words spectacular and awesome to describe it, but I don’t want to use two words. I’ll just combine them to form….SPECAWESULAR

never gona turn around
and desert you!

Heh. One of my best friends once put his life into two short sentences:

“It’s hard to be a rocker. Especially if you’re a hard rocker.”

Suffice to say, he’s a very wry drummer. ^_^

Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. (Tom Lehrer)

“Life is like a box of chocolates so shut the fuck up”

only the truly insane may decide who is or is not sane.

You sure your both not just making these up on the spot?

that last ones from a WArhammer 40k manual.

Well thats cheating.
And ya wanna know what we do to cheaters?
*holds up burning doll*

“WAAAGH”

“It burns when I pee.”

ok. i used to keep a quote book of the stupido things my friends and i would say back when i was an outdoor activities instructor. so the following will be genuine self quote.

“It’s a game of two balls sir. Unfortunetly your balls are in a much more lovely position than mine!”

(when playing pool.)

Dose this count as a quote? I say it all the time now, it amuses me to think of it.

Lol, wut? I am a strict meatitarian.

not that your names any give away

I don’t have many quotes I just go on rants when i see something that pisses me off. Example below:

The term “meatitarian” is completely idiotic. I originally saw it in a commercial, and though it was rediculous. The only word that uses the suffix “tarian” is vegetarian. All other use “vore” (Not that sexual eating people shit, that’s all fucked up) a much more accurate term. Carnivore, insectivore, fungivore, honestly the tern should be vegevore, the English language just isn’t all that great at consistency.

Lol I get so pissed at idiotic shit

Oh shut up, is there a magical board of directors that enforces the rules of the English language? I can use grammar and vernacular to any extent and purpose I want. The only reason these rules exist is because you give them such purpose. That’s the beauty of linguistics, there are no rules.

Not everything has to be scientific, it’s a slang term.

Well… you have me beat, i had to look up vernacular

Language is created by popular convention, so whatever the majority of people actually say is what is right. It’s a lot like a democracy. There are no absolute rules in regard to language, since language is just whatever people choose to use. SO SHUT UP ALL YOU LANGUAGE PEDANTS OUT THERE! I”M LOOKING AT YOU MCCAIN!

Vegitarian is an anciant greek wood that means “Healthy living” the corect word for sombody who only eats vegitable mater should be “HerbiVore”

Right there with you Ninja.

@ westy: I honestly should have known that

@ MiwAuturu: If you’re going to murder every marketing team that comes up with a retarded catchphrase, we’re going to be here all night. (But I’ll help you.)

it is important to have a set rule for written language so that everyone can understand exactly the corect meaning of the text.

Well, to get back on track, something my friends who’se suffering with depression said recently: “To know true happiness you have to know true depression” He sais these things to cheer himself up, I don’t know if he comes up with them, or if he gets them somewhere, but it’s interesting.

“Sometimes it really can’t get any worse; it’s rare, but it’s possible.”

“There is only one thing worse than a Ninja, and that is a Ninja with a bad sense of humor.”

“Who says this is a quote?”

“Boredom is a terrible thing, especially to those around you. I’m pretty sure all of you can attest to that.”

“*”