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let’s get serious gentlemen!

Comment ID #10083

for a while i been looking, and looking, i cannot ever find, one of the most valuable secrets of our era.
do anybody know the name of that little plastic thing wich comes in the middle of the pizza?
like seriously, whats the fucking name?
there is a scientific name, it’s like plastic tripod.

en español es comunmente denominado el cosito de la pizza, si no me creen chequen en facebook XD

ps: simon todo el mix english spanish XD

elosogamer April 29, 2010, 4:30 AM EST.

Comment ID #10086

Garbage. Trash. Refuse. Crap.

BBQ-Flavored Jerk April 29, 2010, 4:33 AM EST.

Comment ID #10087

Those things were removed from most pizzas due to choking hazard. Kinda defeats the purpose to care about it

Ace April 29, 2010, 4:34 AM EST.

Comment ID #10098

lol!, here it still exists… well not on all franchises.
hoo cmon that thing is awesome, it’s beatiful, i even made one in 3D with autocad XD JK

elosogamer April 29, 2010, 4:43 AM EST.

Comment ID #10100

well the part of the 3D wasnt joke

elosogamer April 29, 2010, 4:44 AM EST.

Comment ID #10103

If I had to come up with terminology for it, I’d call it a pizza dildo. I delivered pizzas for a small chain. We didn’t have those. (Yes, I handled food for other people. You may all freak out now.)

BBQ-Flavored Jerk April 29, 2010, 4:48 AM EST.

Comment ID #10130

Haven’t had one of those in years… Kinda miss them… I had a collection going at one stage.

What? Don’t judge me.

Maverik April 29, 2010, 5:32 AM EST.

Comment ID #10131

Eso tenia nombre!? xD

ArceDeer April 29, 2010, 5:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #10133

Se le conoce bulgarmente como cosito de la pizza o su nombre cidntifico tripoide plastico, de echo me uni a su club 13000 fans del cosito en face XD

Elosogamer April 29, 2010, 5:49 AM EST.

Comment ID #10138

they were only made to keep the box from collapsing anyways… so yea
they are unimportant

Kariz April 29, 2010, 6:18 AM EST.

Comment ID #10140

i don’t miss them much though.. mostly miss the garlic butter that used to come free with little ceaser pizzas :(

Kariz April 29, 2010, 6:20 AM EST.

Comment ID #10143

I miss takeaway pizza that actually tasted good. I don’t know any other name for it rather than el cosito mate. Does it really have a Facebook?

Pronkat April 29, 2010, 6:26 AM EST.

Comment ID #10176

what-what are you even talking about- our Pizzas never had something like that o.o

Lisa April 29, 2010, 8:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #10181

I’ve never seen it, either.

Oh well, who needs pizza plastics anyway ^_^

ILB April 29, 2010, 8:07 AM EST.

Comment ID #10187

well they look like this http://img.tradeindia.com/tradeleads/1/1904301.jpg (i know i linked it wrong, gonna prob have to copy paste for yourself)…. and they were used to keep the middle of the pizza box sturdy for when it was delivered and such


cause no one likes flattened pizza or even mashed pizza for that matter

Kariz April 29, 2010, 8:24 AM EST.

Comment ID #10189

The link’s right. That’s a pizza dildo alright.

BBQ-Flavored Jerk April 29, 2010, 8:24 AM EST.

Comment ID #10190

Yeah I remember seeing those in pizzas a few years ago.

When I google it I just get “table”.

So we should think of a good name for it.

ToastyJester April 29, 2010, 8:25 AM EST.

Comment ID #10191

lets call it a “box prop” or just “plastic tripod”…. or maybe something better

having a hard time thinking of names atm

Kariz April 29, 2010, 8:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #10193

You’re no fun. ;p

BBQ-Flavored Jerk April 29, 2010, 8:31 AM EST.

Comment ID #10194

@BBQ: yea i suck atm…. way too tired to think straight xD

Kariz April 29, 2010, 8:32 AM EST.

Comment ID #10195

So no one likes flattened pizzas? That’s, uh, part of the concept, isn’t it? ^_^

ILB April 29, 2010, 8:33 AM EST.

Comment ID #10197

No, I mean I already named it. It’s a pizza dildo. “Pizza” because you stick it in a pizza, and “dildo” as a generic word for anything that I don’t know what it is. Why no one take me seriously bawwwwwwww

BBQ-Flavored Jerk April 29, 2010, 8:34 AM EST.

Comment ID #10198

Hey! Who’s trying to bring logic to the forums and point out contradictions!?

ILB you know that’s not allowed!

ToastyJester April 29, 2010, 8:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #10202

@ILB: umm pizza’s aren’t totally flat… if they are they are probably thin crust and no one cares for them anyways

Kariz April 29, 2010, 8:38 AM EST.

Comment ID #11075

I like thick with cheese inside it… :D

Pronkat April 30, 2010, 12:20 PM EST.

Comment ID #11090

Pizzas are, in fact, entirely flat.

If you want complete flatness, try a 2D world. In this three-dimensional universe, a sheet of paper is about the flattest you can get - and good luck trying to make a pizza any flatter than it is, let alone that thin. You’d need a, uh, sixteen ton weight or something.

ILB April 30, 2010, 1:19 PM EST.

Comment ID #11161

Ever heard of a thin crust pizza?

CaptainBaconMan April 30, 2010, 3:51 PM EST.

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