Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I AM POSTING TOPIC TO START WARS> IF ANYONE JOINS TOPIC WELL……………YOU ARE FIGHTING EVERYONE ELSE!

RULES:NO Mystical shit, sci fi shit, or anything like that. For example:Shoot JOHN SHOOT! would be allowed as a attack. Oh and you can surrender, or make a treaty with another enemy to make a team thing…….Only after a surrender happens. ANd for god sakes dont do a nuke move. DOnt nuke the enemy, no matter what…if you do you are killed by default…….by God basicly.


Thats it…………ON TO WAR

I never thought anything violence related would ever betray me.



Yet here we are.

*brings in an army of mystical sci fi tanks to kill marks*

Aww shit, it just keeps gettin more like Nam’ every second

This is how i choose to fight EVERYONE

They had armies of mystical sci-fi tanks during the Vietnam War?

I am God and I kill everyone.

Now let’s watch cockroaches fight this shit is insaaaaaaaane.

I will critical hit your pie throwing clown soldier

OBJECTION!

Pfft. All i need is a jacket.

TAKE THIS! I kill all of your soldiers with Chuck Norris Sniper

Wait. Chuck Norris Sniper?

Shit just got real, Im out.

*call the inquisitor* well this planet is doomed i am off

No JB.

TRY to fight my army of porn stars.

Your army of porn stars was already defeated before you posted it. You pathetic fool.

I could just send NORMAL bears to kill your porn stars.

detonate atom bomb.

I come bearing gifts.

I shall meet all of these challenges! WITH MY WAR FACE!
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j165/ cplgcazares/gif/FMJ.gif

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Damnit, the picture won’t appear. (Leaves)

UHHHHHH……CHuck norris counts as a mystical shit(We all know he’s god so he is magic)so Junior Boomer, THE REAL CHUCK NORRIS KiLLS YOU

marks is only slightly retarded

Also………I just saw the new comments…………..Just WOAH. 22 comments and already the insanity has begun…..i got to see more!

Dr.John, You were just robbed of your pie throwing clown soidiers. By me. I now give them to Kaxbe because he made A GOOD FANCHARACTER(LARKEN!).

Also…..I blew up 4 of your tanks

By the way, because ToastyJester broke the rules(God SHIt) I decided for him to be killed by DEXTER the serial killer. Screw the bugs!

Oh yeah and i obtained ZOMBIE VAMPIRES! FEAR THE VAMPIRE! FEAR THE ZOMBIE! ATTACK………………HAPPEHFACE SO WE CAN HAVE ZOMBIE VAMPIRE BEARS!

Kind of lame marks, it has no effect because this is the internet i still have my clown soldiers IN MY MIND

I play the mind erase card! DR,John forgets all things about clowns. Isnt yugioh fun!

And if doesn’t work i got a sniper watching you so…….dont type clown soildeirs

Also, you cant touch toasty because he is god. Also no effect. im takig this damn game into my own hands THIS IS MY THREAD NOW I CLAIM IT (but i do not claim responsibility for creating it,still marks fault)

Also yugioh is really lame.

I KNOW IT WAS A PLOT DEVICE! JOHN !!& KILL DR.JOHN


BAM!!!!

DAMN HE MISSED!

Oh man, no effect im still alive! LOL well what to ya know, your attack did -10 damage,it gave me health and damaged you.

As God I say it is my thread and it should be killed or left alone for Marks to post thirty times by himself and eventually be turned to dust.

I took down Chuck Norris, I can take down you, TOasty, or anyone who defies THE RULES. If you defy my rules. I send my muse after you. He is the most annyoing crackhead fancharacter you will ever met. He is impposible to stop since he is just a split personality. He cna’t be killed by clowns, gods, or even Chuck Norris. His name is ……..JARED THe SPLIT PERSONALITY OF LARKEN!

@Anniny:

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Skeletons don’t bleed.

Sorry Brock, Mouse is correct. The skeltens kick your ass……you lost 50% of your dignity. And those soilders died…… But who cares?

This is what my army consists of. :1

see my pain?

Doesnt matter if they dont bleed, because Shotguns > Everything.

HAve you played Dead Space……….They just landed near your soilders…..and I sent Zomibe Vamipires to help them out.

And DritchJaul…. Since that was funny……You get over 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
soilders!!!!

Okay….Since Kaxbe has left the topic……..the porn star army are now normal porn stars! Get the pormnstars Soilders working for Brock!


it worked! Brock’s army has resigned for their just desserts………

WHAT HAS THIS WORLD TURNED INTO!?!?!?!?

Oh yeah, Kratos from God of War Comes and rips everyones head off, he will come back if you kill him, he has done it three times, he’ll do it again

Well since I can’t nuke people, meet what is dubbed “The father of All bombs”

This is not a nuclear bomb. It’s still quite destructive. I put all my funding into building these and building the means to use them. Which army should I wipe out first?

*hugs everyone*

No need for fighting, dears. ^_^

ILB, just let the kids have some fun

Warfare is fun?

Oh. That must have completely slipped by me. ^_^