Bittersweet Candy Bowl

A book by SpaceMouse.

1) fire
2) bees
3) zombies
4) drowning
5) hurled into the sun
6) terrorists
7) tar pit
8) quicksand
9) cliff
10) chained to the bottom of the sea
11) vent airlocks to space
12) spikes
13) spears
14) javelins
15) arrows
16) sacrifice for double-jump
17) choked on dinner
18) huffed paint
19) cannon accident
20) betrayed to the romans
21) the philistines
22) rocks fall
23) death star
24) buried alive
25) howitzer
26) aerial assassination drone
27) hit by airline waste
28) hit by meteor
29) chain lightning
30) volcano
31) entropy
32) The Old Ones
33) David Bowie
34) stealth rock / roar combo
35) MIND CRUSH
36) time-traveling accident
37) greater fireball
38) cloudkill
39) flesh to stone
40) lasers
41) bitten by radioactive spider
42) portal to hell
43) portal to detroit
44) tragically mistaken for pinata
45) trampled by reindeer
46) fuel-air bombs
47) tungsten rod from space
48) teleporter accident
48) organs replaced with clockworks
50) BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
51) hypnotist mishap
52) communism
53) marijuana
54) unlimited blade works
55) the apocolypse
56) divine assault: nibelung valesti
57) lepruchauns
58) the moon falls
59) surgical complications
60) baked into a pie
61) ghostbusters
61) diabetes complications
63) treated plastic bags as a toy
64) discarded mattress tag
65) didn’t look both ways
66) “the mother of all cavities”
67) panzerfaust
68) fill mouth with garlic, sew it shut. sever head. stake heart. bury, in two pieces, at a crossroads
69) yiffing
70) the mythbusters
71) mistaken for lampshade by near-sighted elderly lady
72) murdertron 8000
73) played phage the untouchable from the graveyard
74) pressure cooker
75) TRAP CARD
76) crossed the streams
77) attempting to ‘ghost ride the whip’
78) knife-fight
79) video
80) tainted love
81) embarassment
82) the third impact
83) paint mixing machine
84) sealed in pickle jar
85) put batteries in the wrong way
86) picked at scabs too much
87) industrial mishap
88) lightning meteor
89) bronzed
90) carbonite freeze gone wrong
91) viking raid
92) muppet viking raid
93) time paradox
94) spoke her name backwards
95) solar-circle sorcery
96) david’s penis
97) tragic skiing accident
98) bagpipes
99) galactus
100) cursed by a vengeful immortal, yashy is shunted to the ethereal plane, where she can see and hear the events of the world, but cannot meaningfully interact with any of them. yashy comes to see the four stages of grief play out in lucy through the loss of her child… and then? does she see lucy replace her with something? does she see lucy destroy herself in her grief? does lucy simply move on with her life? and all this plays out as she is helpless to do anything, save watch. time marches on, and all things come to an end. finally, yashy’s hateful heart beats no more, and she dies in that lonely place, away from anybody who might celebrate or mourn her demise.

I love you forever Spacey.

“Yiffing.” Spacemouse, you have made me so happy.

You really don’t like him do you?

You only hurt the ones you love.

69: yiffing

96: david’s penis

clearly, they are opposites.

Alright yeah, that’s pretty cool

70: Mythbusters

Narrator: Can you really kick this green Yoshi high into the sky?
Yashi: NAMES YASHI YOU STUPID FLEA!
Narrator: I think I’ll take a crack at this myth! *kicks Yashi, attempting to replicate the myth over and over until she dies*

You know that Yashy is a girl, right, Miw? ^_^

I do like the suggestion of “muppet viking raid”. It has a certain ring to it.

I wonder what yashi pie would taste like….


Hmmm….

94) spoke her name backwards

wouldent that just send her back to the fifth dimension?

Fan-tastic, I hope each and every one of these happen somehow

someone has had nightmares of yashy

Or perhaps great dreams in which Mouse causes all the deaths to Yashi

they say the more you hate a person, the more you truly love them on the inside

forgot 49.

She just put 48 twice. ^_^

Huh I always she thought she would be ended by the saints…
And shepards we shall be
For thee my Lord for thee
Our power hath decended forth from Thine hand
That feet shall swiftly carry out thy command
We shall flow a river forth to unto thee
And teaming with “Yashys” soul shall it be
No’menis Patre… Et fili… Spritus sanctum

I hate yashi a lot… this was fun to read because of this.

Morlair, for that reference, you win this topic. Oh, and shut up, Romeo is crying!

Thank you

101. Crucified by the Jews.

The Only way to Kill Yashi:
1) Destroy massive amounts of brain cell, but most likely the process will be to severe the flow of oxygen to the brain, causing irreversible brain damage and brain cell death, or, in simple terms, by causing to her to become “brain dead”.
2) In New York and New Jersey, legal gardians like Lucy may wait for cardiovascular death to occur before doing anything more, causing them to be legally deamed alive.

Why do you wanna kill Yashy

MIND CRUSH!!

don’t forget dirty needle, evil twin, possesion, over-dose, toys not intended for small children, and a “This is Sparta!” kick into the pit of death.

And toys from china containing lead.

They started it, i just added. But thanks for the complement anyways.

lol #50

Don’t worry, she’ll come back if you put her in a cave behind a rock and wait three days.

what about the one you drew where all the pets were killed with a baseball bat.

i love you forever tae

Yeah, Taeshi YOU DIDN’T HAVE A PROBLEM THEN DID YOU HUH?

And it was funny then too

I don’t know what I’m saying

Why do people pay attention to me

lol

that one was hilarious.

@Taeshi: Yes we are dicks, but tell me Yashy isn’t.

Yahsy’s a girl. she’s a pussy not dick god!

Now I feel depressed.

No, Yashy is in fact a dick, but her gender implies that she has a pussy. Somewhere.

I’m sure Blur knows where it is.

You forgot bumping into a goomba after mistiming her jump.

That won’t kill her. Her running around like an idiot AFTER getting hit and falling into a hole will.

Poor thing, having to be part Yoshi.

Depends on which game, actually.

But yeah, that works too.

Or… from sunshine, falling into water.

I don’t hold with the idea of killing Yashy, mostly because she adds a nice hint of complete and utter black-and-white innocence. Also, I don’t think you can, as she was practically kicked into space several times a while back and just kind of appeared again. Oh well

The laws of physics were only applied intermittently in those early days of the comic.

5 down, 95 to go. I might need some help from you guys on a few of these.
exmple: 22) Rocks fall, does this just mean falling rocks?

1. is fire… is it like a witch burning pyre?