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Post any sort of advice :3 for other people.
First, I’ll say something
1: if you’ve just passed your JLPT level 2 (Japanese language proficiency test) take 2 years to study if you have a job or go to school or go to uni etc.. It’s an hard exam, Srsly. Don’t be a big head and say “well I’m a smart person and I’ll be fine studying for 1 year…” sure, you might regret it, like I’m doing so now.
Oh and btw with jlpt it’s 5 is the easiest level and 1 is the hardest.
Just in case someone was planning to take JLPTs. If you are, good luck! But I’d be surprised if anyone did…
2: if you have two not single female friends and you are a single female be prepared for them to talk about their boyfriends every second they are at your place. They will show all their texts from them. They will go on and on about them. So be prepared. And scared.
3: when you’re in japan, be polite to other people! They will think you are a ‘weird foreign person’ and make fun of you behind your back. Be careful!
and I’m curious if anyone can read this ^~^
日本にいる時は、ほかの人に礼儀正しくね‼ 「変な外国人」ってバカにされちゃうよ。気をつけてね!!!!

Tee hee. Number two can be a nuisance, I agree. ^_^

I would give some advice, too, but I fear that it will not be much help at all. Telling people to smile often has the opposite effect. ^_^

I will advise people to use proper grammar. Seriously, if you don’t you can look like an idiot. And if you see someone using improper grammar, tell them.

For example, ILB, you used advise where you should’ve put ‘advice’. =]
But that is a common mistake so it’s normal and doesn’t make you look like an idiot.

Oh, sorry. That was a very silly mistake to make. ^_^

i advise people not to live their life trying to advance in a pointless career, or school.
live happily, all you need is limited technological knowledge, and to be near a river.

if you are going to college, or univ, or a crappy job, do it to help the world.

Carry on, no matter what my come, carry on.

Stay clean of the drink… seriously it’s expensive and you wake up in strange beds a lot and things get awkward.

Don’t put your penis in anything that’s not human, and then only with his or her consent.

Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.

Check her ID before you see her naked.

Hanging off guys even when it is in a friendly way, still makes you look like a whore.

Try to be compassionate.

Compassion: Being kind and trusting of others, while being smart enough to keep your distance from them to keep yourself safe.

You cannot expect people to believe what you say unless you say what you believe.

#1 killing people is generally frowned upon by the populace.
#2 so is burning said bodies in flower beds.
#3 and arson…
#4 rape, religion, speech…
#5 actually, most things are frowned upon by the populace…
#6 don’t do drugs.

@Mamoa, umm you’ve kinda repeated yourself…

Tee hee. Somebody quoted Kansas. That makes me happy. ^_^

Nyahaha! someone noticed

All you are is dust in the wind.

Except for me. I’m pretty awesome.

Never get a tatoo in a foreign language unless you know what its say for certain, this goes for all cultures

Oh, I love that song. ^_^

Porcupines generally frown over immediate sexual advances.