Bittersweet Candy Bowl

A flamethrower mounted on a chainsaw mounted on a syringe filled with AIDS. :.D

Sounds like something from Bioshock

Sorry, don’t got the parts. Someone cleaned me out. I’ll sell them to you seperately, minus the syringe. Deal?

*counts giant stacks of money* Thank you mystery customer.

UNACCEPTABLE!!
…………………………
jk

How about a rusty nail soaked in pig feces? I can settle with just giving fan character art Tetanus.

Thank you, Didi~ ;D

Sounds more like a Terminator then a fan character

Whoever bought everything from me had those things in the back of a pickup truck that followed the car they drove. Sorry Jerk, maybe if you track them down you can use that.

Was probably Taeshi anyway.

Oh God, A new BCB character bent on destroying EVERYTHING

:0

People were highly offended by the origin story of Alegrius.

Paulo rapes Mike and Mike’s butt gets pregnant and the birthing process causes him to exsanguinate. The newborn has four rows of teeth and an erect penis and immediately uses both on Sandy’s face while Mike watches, dying.

There’s your New Challenger.

1) Doogy Rogers.
2) Breed: Pit Bull, Eyes: Blue Tail: Cut down to stub, Fur: Blue
(not BLUE, blue. But a Dark, Dark blue) Age:17
3) Dog.
4) Daisy
5) Kind of like David… But not a nit-wit, Very fast, likes water… a lot
6) Is cool, He can drive, and is friends with Mc.Loven

1) Jim
2) Breed:Tabbie, Eyes:Yellow, Fur: Orange/Grey spots, Age:15
3)Cat
4)Rachel (Tap Dat Ass)
5) Is mellow, Wise, Funny, Flirtatious,
6)Still to young to, but “”somehow”” is able to “”Find”” cigarets to smoke

L: Mike! There is a dead human in our house!
M: Oh…hey…How did he get here?
L: Miike, what did you do?!
M: Me? Uh, I didn’t do this!
L: Explain what happened, Mike!
M: I’ve never seen him before in my life!
L: Why did you kill this person, Mike?
M: I do not kill people. That is…that is my least favorite thing to do.
L: Tell me, Mike, exactly what you were doing before I came home.
M: Alright, well…I was upstairs…
L: Okay…
M: I was uh…I was sitting in my room…
L: Yes?
M: reading a book…
L: Go on…
M: And, uh, well this guy walked in…
L: Okay…
M: So, I went up to him…
L: Yes…
M: And I…I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

(Silence.)

L: Miiiike, that KILLS people!
M: Oh! Well, I didn’t know that!!
L: How could you not know that?!
M: Yeah, I’m in the wrong ear. I SUCK
(silence)
L: Umm, what happened to his hands?
M: What’s that?
L: His hands. Why—why are they missing?
M: Well, I kind of umm…cooked them up. And ate them.
L: Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike!!
M: Well, I—I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands…
L: Why on earth would you do that?!
M: I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break!
L: Miiike!
M: My stomach was making the rumblies.
L: Miiike!
M: That only hands would satisfy.
L: What is wrong with you, Carl?!
M: Well, I kill people and I eat hands… That’s—that’s two things..

Late post, but hey ^_^