Bittersweet Candy Bowl

If Bittersweet Candy Bowl were made into a movie, what do you think it would be rated? Also how do you think it would end?

PG-13. Michael and Lucy fall in love, have kids, Sandy goes to be with David.

Here’s a better question. What would a BCB porno be like?

Rated X for sex between Mike and Lucy

Paulo does it with Jasmine and then tests positive for genital herpes

David gets thrown in jail for stalking the flower girl but she drops the charges when she sees how cute he is

Carter gets run over by a bus

Carson gets frisky with Augustus and they get together

Abbey works out his mental issues and is happy with Daisy

Sandy is saddened that Mike broke it off with her but goes into a lesbian relationship with her female school friend

Sue gets McCain to stop being so logical all the time, although he can’t help himself every once in awhile

Tess gets into a heated verbal argument with Rachel and Jessica and in the end Jessica and Rachel agree to start from scratch

Response to King’s reply: Sandy and David???? I dont think that’ll ever happen.

Susan: i like that ending except I think Carter will live and run off to be president. (Oh yeah that’s right! Carter’s gonna be pres!)

No woman can resist David.

I agree with Susan’s version, but its missing something….AH!

And in the future, Tess and Jessica start dating one another.

Perfect!

ehhhh….

Who would be good actors for them?

Well…if it was live action they would have to wear cat costumes.

Or CGI.

X for explicit violence… Lucy would finally snap, go on a Love Me-esque rampage and kill Mike. Sandy would then kill Lucy. Carter would kill sandy. And Amaya would kill everyone else.

Wow… it would be way better if EVERYONE EXPLODES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think it would have an ambiguous ending where they solve a central conflict on then just move on with their lives. I can’t imagine it having a real “ending” that provides satisfactory closure.

@Mallow That’s how i want the comic to end… open, so we can all follow on

never mind again *Sigh…*

Sex between Mike and Lucy? What comic have you been reading? :.D

OH! I have the perfect ending! Michael has bought his new girlfriend, Lucy, some candy and then he pours it into the bowl to share together while watching a movie.

Lucy: This is good candy.

Michael: Yeah. Its a little bitter, but….sweet.

(They smile at each other)

Michael: Our very own bittersweet candybowl.

END! Cue the credits!

That is horribly cheesy, but fair enough. ^_^

Well, we have a movie ending. Now what about the rest of the movie, King?

R for retarded because at the beginning a rock falls on them and they all die, then the credits roll, then a rock falls on the credits. The End.

Taeshi actually did a gif like that. Heeee <3

Camera pans onto a weary traveler. He has been on a quest for three years, and is nearing it’s conclusion. He holds steadfast as his opposition approaches; a giant cat foot. His hat is blown back, and The Turtle’s face is revealed, scared from battle and half robotic.
He shall be triumphant.
The climax. The foot makes contact as our hero holds, causing a lot of sparks for no reason. The rest of The Turtle’s cloak is blown off, and reveals the robotic half of his body. Gears spin as steam pours from the cracked shell, with random jets forming and activating, helping the turtle. Suddenly, the foot swings forward, passing The Turtle as the rest of the giant cat-man flies with it, landing on the otherside.
We cut to the elder as he utters his last: The Turtle… has won. His daughter, The Turtle’s lover, runs from the tent to share the victory as The Turtle appears on the horizon, the defeated carcass of his opponent lying-
Rapid zoom to Mike, huddled in the distance as the actual movie starts.
Opening Title.

I’m sorry that was terrible.
Turtle can’t run, geeez.

I’m glad it had the effect I was looking for, which was Michael Bay’s “Bittersweet Candy Bowl”.
Also, in my mind Turtle didn’t go fast, Mike was just on the ground for a really long time.

Obviously my vision is just to grand for just anyone to comprehend.
In 10 years, I will be called the next Edger Allen Poe!

Mysteriously dead in a gutter?

I was hoping “motel with hookers and crack up to my knees” but yea, basically.

Ha! Suck you guys, my ending rocked the most! Now, here’s BCB….Noir style!

-Cut to David, the bartender at Rose’s Villa. He’s pouring a drink for Michael, the best private eye in town. This cat has seen it all! But his latest case has left him battered, bruised, but with a warmth in his heart he never knew possible.-

Michael: Part of me regrets it. Making the choice between them wasn’t easy. But one of those dames had to die, and I had to make the choice.

(He drinks his wine)

-Cue the flashback, with Michael narrating-

Narrator: A whore by any other name is still a whore. She was known through the city as the most beautiful of beautiful. All the things loved her, hell, even some of the woman. Little Miss Snow White. AKA, Lucy White. And she came to me, looking for the best. I came to her, looking for a good time….

Lucy - Prostitute
Michael - Private eye
Paulo - Mafia Boss, but not an extreme criminal. He has a conscious still.
David - Bartender
Abbey - Honest Chief of police.
Daisy - Cop
Tess - Gang member turned cop
Sandy - Innocent neighbor girl

I recommend making a fanfic of this and moving it to a new topic. Also, that monologue in the beginning is very good. Very smooth jazz and black-and-white grainy film.