Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Who are you, naravine, how do you know her, and how the hell do you know me? Do you know me?

I don’t want to die like they did, though, Commie. We have to go out with class.

With Rocket launcher and covered in chocolate?

Well, that’s one way.

That is now the plan, and our daughters can be left to Jerk after we die.







Scratch that; our daughters can be left to *Ninja when we die.

Jerk can have our sons.

We have sons? But sure why not, he won’t get them pregos.

If we have sons later on, is what I mean.

Ah I see, I though you have gotten more prego or something.

Nah.

Anyways, naravine might ruin our plans if they really do know the girl I am talking about.

Telling me I can’t get your sons preggos is a challenge to me and modern medicine.

WE ACCEPT >8D

ah good to see things going well for you Gabe, brings a tear to the eye

our little man…growing up….

….I don’t know how I feel about your comment, Gold.

just messing with you, im glad things are going your way

left to sing a little on rock band and come back, and yes i totally know {unnamed girl} and totally told them your plan… also i may or maynot be an agent working for jerk o.o

Hahahahahaha

Naravine, how would you like to join the mafiaso?

do i get to wear a neat suit?

Sure. That is, if you want. We’ve got a whole “free will” thing sorta going on here kinda. It’s only limited to clothing choice, though.

free will of clothes but nothing else….hmmm….IM IN!!

Awesome. Your first task is to help in the aquiring of safehouses.

Report to the Random Chat for future missions.

yes sir! *cackles then jumps in a barrel and barrel rolls away*

YOU’VE BEEN DISCOVERED, MY AGENT! FLY!

Jessie is a demonstration that I have the potential to be a perfect gentleman.

UPDATE: We ended up talking in the parking lot after class for a considerable amount of time. She’s considering getting a facebook because of me.

Wait and you DIDN’T ask her out? SON I AM DISAPPOINT >8(

Seriously, she sounds like a nice girl you should at least get a first date in.

THESE THINGS TAKE TIME. SURE, I’VE BEEN IN A FEW RELATIONSHIPS, BUT I’M NO EXPERT.

hehe, no worries Gabe, I’m sure she’s already smitten by your beguiling chivalry and piercing wit!

Now you just need to a nissan GT-R and a pair of expensive sunglasses and you can ride off with her to your beachhouse resort and live happily ever after!

Skrew nissan happ, he needs a mustang, hell yea. Asking on the second conversation will not get him a yes he needs to let her get to know him some befor he goes for the kill. Way to go Gab.

Maybe I’ll ask her on a lunch date after class next week.

Yeah! That’s more like it! Go get you some… “pie”…

Hey, shut your pie hole.

*tee hee*

Oh, Commie~ Silly goose!

I want pie now…

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UPDATE: I got her number today. We’re planning on watching “Paranormal Activity 2” this weekend, hopefully. She also met some of my friends. My friends agree with me that she has a cute face and a hot body and that she has just enough nerd in her to date me. Basically, they approve.

Aww. ^_^

Let me know if she has any hot girlfriends in pennsylvania D:

Yay! Good luck Gabe, and don’t put your arm around her shoulder, that’s just silly.

@Taeshi: Don’t ever call me “tiger” again. Mostly because it brings back bad memories from elementary school.

@happehface: She has never even been there! Ever!

@Commie: Pfft, I know that. Besides, we’re watching a horror movie. It’d be better to just let her jump into my arms.

you had tigers at your elementary school?

anyways Go man go!

Or the other way, if you are so inclined. ^_^

@Goldwulf: No, my nickname was “tiger” because of my fascination with animal prints… I was teased a lot because of it.

@ILB: Pfft. I have yet to be scared poopless because of a horror movie.

Good luck!

One time has got to be the first. ^_^

@ILB: Well, it’d better not be this time!!! That’d be embarrassing for me.

Let her wrap her arms around you Gabe, let her sooth you. Then you’ll totally get into her pants that way.

@Commie: Must I quote “Shipoopi”? Not on the first date!!!

It would be quite endearing if you did jump like that. But yes, probably embarrassing as well. ^_^

Love is never a waist of time - whether things “work out” or hearts get broken, that will all be in the future, but the feeling of “kærlighed” in that moment when you both where in the same “now”… that feeling is why I rise in the morning, not afraid to be crushed or be saved. All that mathers is that I can still love - Sorry… had to get it out

If two is anything like the first movie then it’ll be a comidy, not a horror movie. Me and my ex almost died laughing in the theater watching it. But good going Gab, next comes an activity and dinner date. Doing great.

…I dun wanna get too far ahead of myself, Lark.

From now on I’m writing down everything LaComi says.

Starting six months ago.