Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Looks like i get post 100.

I love my twisted plots. Hope you guys all enjoy!

Mike what did you do
I can feel myself tear up already ;_;

Also I have a crazy theory and all I can do is cross my fingers and hope I’m right.

Sandy is protecting her from the memory of Mike and she’s furious because there’s an exact replica of the boy who hurt her into insanity standing in the doorway courtesy of Paulo’s curiosity.

Taysh, if she wanted to “tap that” why didn’t she have that reaction the first time he walked in? HMM?

BOOYAH!

Was it Paulo’s curiosity? David did, after all, pull Chris with him down from the curtain, and both him and Paulo along to the girlfriend without either of them knowing who this girlfriend was. ^_^

Just to clear confusion. Liesel IS looking at Paulo. Sorry about my crappy drawing skills….*channels taeshi*

Say it ain’t so, Bridgey ;-;

I thought it was obvious. I mean, the arrow does end at Paulo. ^_^

Oh well. It could have been a fun cliffhanger.

Bridgey nooo ;_;

I am really loving this. Keep it coming.

Taeeeee

now I’m all depressed again mike had better bust through a wall and be all superhero-esque and stuff

D’awww, poor Chris.

Also, yay for mirror shenanigans.

@Susan

You mean like the Kool-Aid guy? :o

@Susan: Nope. It is later revealed that Mike became fat and bald and lives alone with the animal that would make him the BCB equivalent of a crazy cat lady except a dude.

AW HELL >:[

I got told.

Im really liking this comic. It took me a while to get why sandy was freaking out.( I have poor observation ).

As all can tell, each ones drawing is better than the last.

=)

ew no, paulo

Mike should come in and be all handsome and heroic.

No Susan. Mike is bald and fat now. He spends most of his days watching television and drinking beers. He gets incmoe from a weekly welfare check that he spends mostly on booze. The rest is spent on fattening foods and cigarettes. He lives in a dingey, run-down apparment where the landlord is incredibly neglectful. Mike sometimes forgets to pay his rent and begs the landlord for an extention on it.

Mike’s mental health has also taken a turn for the worse. He started losing sleep because of the waking nightmares that he has been having ever since he left Sandy. In his mind he replays the years of physical abuse he put on her, leaving her in a broken state that took a long time to get out of. He did get back with Lucy, however, but one fall down the stairs left her in a state of amnesia and Mike once again fled. These are the subjects of his nightmares. The screams of the two women in his life that he loved most. They scream for love and commitment, neither one he was fully willing to give.

He has currently been awake for eight days straight, and the hallucinations have started. Is that a clock or the face of an old friend? Is that the television making those noises or the giggles of a certain black-eared cat? Who is that child crying in the corner and why won’t the fairies leave her alone? These questions have been tugging at Mike. He is going insane. He can’t take anymore, he can’t! Frightened, he grabs a rope (or is it a snake?). He ties it to the ceiling fan (or is it a skeleton?). He grabs a chair and gets atop it (or is it a large mushroom?).

He stares around the room. The walls are mocking him. Look at yourself!! Look at yourself!! they scream. They make faces at him, laughing. He looks at the beads of sweat on his hand. They shout curses at him. He looks at his trembling feet. They scream obscenities. He takes a jump.

Before he died, he swore he saw a girl with… was it a ribbon or a bow? He could not tell. Death has claimed him.

Hee. I love David’s expression in the last panel. ^_^

“He lives in a dingey, run-down apparment where the landlord is incredibly neglectful. Mike sometimes forgets to pay his rent and begs the landlord for an extention on it. ”
so…
basicly million dollar baby O_O…

lol i loved that film

but i do hope mike isn’t bald and didn’t hang him self with a snake and a mushroom XD

i love your fancomic kara

Sometimes I love you Gabe, sometimes I don’t. I’m not sure what I’m feeling right now.

Lol Kaxbe, now i want to make that part of the story…. if it isn’t already….WAHAHAHAHA!

Jk this isn’t gonna happen. Maybe.

Why oh why can I see Gabriel’s comment so vividly as an alterantive ending to Love Me? A few tweaks, and Maverik and Kaxbe team up to scar the world! Or just the readers, you know.
And I notice David has kept his subtlety and common sense as it was back in the “I’m menstruating” days. Good times, past and present.

Just wait till you guys hear what happened to Abbey and Daisy.

They had many love-babies?

Well, Daisy did, but Abbey didn’t.

They lived a happy life while they were together. Abbey became a lawyer and Daisy became an elementary school teacher. Everything was going fine for them. They had a nice house in a nice neighborhood and anything they could ever want…

…and then they hired a gardener and a pool boy. For some reason, these two boys looked very suspiciously like a certain white cat with black ears and hands. They were young, charming, and handsome. Abbey didn’t think much of it at first and continued along his daily routine. However, as time went on, he felt reason to suspect that Daisy was cheating on him with the two young boys. He and Daisy started arguing more and more frequently. It got so bad that there were a few occaisions in which Daisy left and stayed the night at Sue and McCain’s house just a few blocks down.

One day, after a brutal argument, Daisy left and never returned. Abbey blamed the two workers for this and ended up murdering them and burying their bodies in the backyard. Through neglect, the house started to resemble that of a haunted mansion.

When Daisy finally returned, it was too late. Abbey had gone insane with a combination of paranoia and guilt. Everyone looked like the white cat with black ears and hands to him. He didn’t even recognize Daisy. When she arrived at the home, Abbey could only see her as Augustus. He demanded that Daisy be returned to him. Daisy was frightened and didn’t say anything. Abbey saw the silence as mockery and angrily charged towards her. Daisy, in self defense, picked up an expensive urn nearby and cracked his skull with it. Daisy started to cry. She wasn’t even able to tell her what had happened.

She was pregnant.

Turns out that every time that she told Abbey that she would be staying with Sue and McCain, she would stop by the home of a certain white cat with black ears and hands. They had a lustful affair. Abbey’s own suspicion of adultery ultimately led to it happening.

Daisy is doing much better now. She got together with Augustus and they have a large and happy family. However, killing Abbey was something she could never forget… nor could she ever forget what she found when she burried her first husband.

No way, Abbey’s in prison with his dad and Molly is on Maury with their child.

Gabriel, are you sure that you are a healthy, well-adjusted benefactor of society? ^_^

Having actually read that now:

Gabe, I love you. :|
If I had baby-making organs, I would give you a child capable of writing the most disgusting, perverted and awesome literature in history.

@ILB: Of course I am! I volunteer my time at places where my help is needed! I voted last week! Look! I saved the whales!

Of course you are. ^_^

Looks like counseling didn’t work out for abbey . Also , Fatality!

I seriously did vote last week, though. Sadly, it’s been a while since I last volunteered…

bump

@Wolf: Because two hours isn’t enough time between posts? :|

@Kaxbe: Both those stories were rather humorous in the “things are terrible and ridiculous” category. Congratulations.

Edit: I’m also eagerly awaiting the next page of this fan-comic. :3

Thank you.

It just reminded me of something a friend and I do. Sometimes out of nowhere, he’ll start describing things that’re generally terrible (that he generally says will happen to me) but so ridiculous that we sometimes can’t keep straight faces when trying to ‘out-terrible’ one another.

I just wanted it to be at the top so I wouldn’t have to scroll down to see if the new page is posted, lol.

@Wolf, if a new page is posted any bumps will be rendered useless. The correct use of a Bump is to hopefully guilt/beg/remind the author to post a new page

And this continues to be a wonderful comic. Keep up the awesome work.

i am scared on who is his sensei O_O

IT’S AUGUSTUS I’M BETTING

OR MCCAIN

OR SOMEONE ELSE WHO IS GENERALLY AWESOME

LIKE DAISY. KARATE DAISY.

OR LIAM. KUNG FU LIAM.

OR EVEN JAY. THAT JACKASS WHO IS A DICK TO TESS.

TESS IS ALSO A GOOD CHOICE

It’s sp final fantasy cat, it better be final fantasy cat , please make it final fantasy cat!!

So*