Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Here is where you post odd traits, things you do, things you say, etc. that make you different.

I have the ability to not give a shit about stuff.

I am a horribly sick, depraved, sadistic, perverted freak who enjoys the thought of enslaving the weak and strong and being worshiped as a god.

…..I played Grand Theft Auto as a kid…..

Because I have mad hair, yo.

MAD HAIR.

Quite a long list for me, but one of them is how precisely I occasionally word my sentences. I was once told by a friend that I sometimes remind him of Hank Hill because of it.

I remind people of Edgar Allen Poe….

You remind me of a young Karen Joy Fowler.

If that was an insult, you’re lucky I have no idea who that is! If that was a compliment, thank you very much! But I’m a guy.

(After researching who Karen is)

An author? Neat. Thanks.

I mentally lock up when people I don’t know well try to start a conversation with me irl =D

because I think your mom has got it goin’ on

I may or may not be bipolar/have split personalities. Honestly, I don’t know where they came from….

I can crack my feet and toes every 5 seconds. I can also make a weird shifting motion with my knee…

I’m also ambidextrous. I don’t know if that’s considered a weird trait, but my friends think it’s pretty neat.

I can dance like nobody has danced before.

i learned a language from a video game and sometime write in it

yc e ys tuehk cu huf

and more to come!…MAYBE!

I can change my voice. It helps when I sing.

I’m jesus.

@Naravine:….

Cu E’s hud dra uhmo uha.

i honestly don’t know exactly what it is, I just am though.

@ hannibal:

ur so KUT!!! e muja oui ymnayto yht e tuhd naymmo ajah ghuf oui oad!!! =D

i have the ability to feel no remorse for people.

I don’t know what either of you are saying so I can only assume you’re saying sexy moonspeak to each other.

Hannibal x Naravine? OTP? You be the judge.

Oh and another reason I’m weird is that I think my life is a TV show and I occasionally talk to my audience.

oh another wierd thing about me, i was the only one in my highschool [when i went to highschool] who could sleep through every class not do any of the homework and yet still 100% ace every test i got… heck i did my G.E.D because i didnt want to do highschool and got upper 90 percentile for the state in almost every subject… except writing… because i have the handwriting of a 3rd grader and my punctuation sucks =D

I can procrastinate for months if necessary.

who with free time cant? lol

another wierd thing, sometimes when thinking to myself ill blank out and just stare off into space until someone snaps me out of it or i realise what im doing and snap myself out of it

when i’m alone, i hear multiple voices in my head, not psychotic ones, just ones that take on my different traits, for example i have conversations with the manic depressive me, who is usually right

I have a habit of spinning out of cars instead of stepping out of them.
Sometimes I walk like I’m a black person in an exploitation film.
I like to yell the word “ADELANTE”.
I’m a Cloud Cuckoolander in real life.

Why are you gay?
You were born that way.
Hey!

NOH8

I dress and act like it’s the 1950’s.

oh goodie a thread ABOUT being an attention whore

@Magnus Darkly I have exactly the same thing!! Generally it devolves into bickering, but the advice is useful… And I like the company ^_^

the only voices i ever hear in my head are usually from old crappy cartoons… most the time its butthead from beavis and butthead

Yeah, the bitchy advice merchant has the voice of Jim Carrey.. And happiness tends to be Amaya, for reasons I am not entirely sure of ^_^

BCB is taking over my miiiindddd *_*

so happiness never speaks to you is what you are saying?

My mind constantly wonders into thoughts of warfare type slaughter mostly preformed by me with a katana or another medieval weapon, but im not crazy… somtimes i think of my friends helping in the killing.

@Morlair I think that’s a recognized psychotic condition o_0

Yeah, but she listens a lot and is always smiling

I said warfare type not murder, at least give me some credit.

I get made fun of about everything about me

I am weird, how I think differently to other people and think about weird things.Don’t you ever think: ‘Why are some of the most known pen company’s are located in Germany (staedtler) or Japan (pilot)?’ I think it’s because they have long words and they have to use lots of pen ink. Don’t you find that interesting in a way?
Also, people eating horse. People think, ‘NO! I will not eat the poor Horse! But I find nothing wrong with eating horse. It’s like a cow, but it’s taller and thinner and you can ride it.
And whale. Whale is just a big fish-like mammal. It’s apparently it’s bones can be made into medicine and it’s meat is nice.
And I seem to be the only one that hate soaps. T.V. soaps, not Bath soaps.

@Magnus Darkly I also have the same thing.

And it’s usually me arguing with my more responsible self.

I make sexual jokes at the most inappropriate times.

I have the inability to judge most, if not all people on first impressions/looks.

*heavy sigh* <——-That’s why

I believe I am ment to save or rule the world starting on Dec. 21 2012, that I have low level control over electricity, and I have five personalities who sometimes argue. They are Anger, Sadness, Light, Dark, and Neutral.

When I’m really bored and doodleing I’ll sometimes have multiple represntations of myself in one page doing diffrent things or arguing with eachother. It always turns out funny. I also talk to myself like I’m commentating a viedo of my life sometimes.

I’m a chick and on the internet. THAT’S SO WEIRD LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

I’m a weird cause I love transformers and robots, video games, anime and manga, in fact I’m one of the only girls on my college hall the even knows what manga is. I love randomly screaming, breaking out into song and dance, and making tiny stuffed monsters (Chutulu is the one I’m working on now). I have no talents or extreme loves and the attention span of a squirrel.

In other words, I’m a geek but cool with. I’m also slightly insane but so is everyone else on here.

OK…

I’m weird…because I’m the only guy in class (probably at school) who draw anthro animals. because I think differently, Because I’m a very stiff person (Literally), I frown all the time, I play games that not many people played, I Listen to music which no one listened (in my class), I can’t control my emotion, And I’m outdated, too.

Also, I didn’t open my mouth when I talk.

Manga rules the world.The charicters i make up for my writeing live in my head and some times they make it hard to think. i think in pictures and sounds not words. I laugh at things i shouldn’t, like funerals. I’m a geek and proud of it.

I have the most perverted thoughts brewing in my skull… but I never act perverted.

I learned about porn around the age of 3.