Bittersweet Candy Bowl

MY NAME

IS NOT

VINCENT

*forcibly teaches you how to read: EDUCATIONRAPE*

@Vincero I just like giving people nicknames Vincy boy.

And I just like making up new types of rape.

We have so much in common.

When the shit did I become “Vincy” to the newbies.

Lucy is a bitch and should be treated as such. She couldn’t make up her mind, she has no good reason to be so insecure and her stupid decisions have ruined her relationship with Mike. Everything she got was something she deserved.

Paulo, on the other hand, is a paper tiger. BARK BARK BARK. He is too stupid and weak to be a threat to anyone, and every time that he has saved Lucy was from something that HE had directly caused in the first place and no one has the balls to point this out.

Abbey is a judgmental douche. He has passed judgment on everyone and subjected them to his sanctimonious, withering glare.

this thread is tl;dr you are all very very very boring, please post more interesting posts or gtfo

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*reads Dr.John’s post*
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*leaves*
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*returns*
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Lucy x School Desk
Sue x Lesbian Gym Teacher
Lucy x Mr. Noodle (they get up to stuff during swimming bow chicka wow)
Rape Cat x Jordan
Crotch Guy x Lucy
Yashy x Mike
Lucy x Mike’s Dad
Punisher x Every MILF
Mike’s Mom x Lucy’s Mom
David x Paulo’s Dad
Rocker Guy x Lucy
Turtle x Genderbent Turtle
FutAmaya x Molly
Molly x Jordan
Molly’s Real Mom x Paulo
Paulo x Yashy
Zach x Justin
Zach’s Band x Zach’s Girlfriend
Paulo’s Dad x Hardhat
Lucy x Snowman
Lucy x Yashy
Sue x Carter
Daisy x Football Team (Oh yeah someone should write a fanfic about this btw)
Daisy x Jess
Rachel x Chirpy
Lucy x Lily
Lani Amalu x Lucy
Sex Ed Teacher x Her Class
Tess x Rape Cat
Tess x School Principal
Rachel x Amaya
Amaya x Lucy
Paulo x Janitor
David x Tess’ Ex Boyfriend
Jordan x His Basketball Coach
Lucy’s Mom x Mike
Lucy’s Mom x Lucy’s Teachers
Sue x Hollywood Director
Sandy x Paulo
Sandy x Yashy
Sandy x Zach’s Girlfriend
Molly x Girl Scout Leader
McCain x Paulo
John x Lucy
Sue x Emo Dog Kid
Jess x Sandy
Jess x Abbey
Abbey x Mike’s Scarf
Paulo x Rape Cat
Amaya x Augustus

I’ll think of more later I’m sure.

Well well well. You want something interesting, you got it.
Vincero is a complete asshole who i’ve gathered from all of his comments i’ve seen must be obsessed with the vulgar and obscene and doesn’t give a shit about what people think of him.

FFFFHAHAHAHA

Anything else to get off your e-chest while we’re stating the obvious? He said “interesting,” son, TRY AGAIN.

AND DON’T FAIL ME OR I’LL PUNCH YOU IN THE VAGINA.

@Toasty 48 things I don’t like…… i’m dizzy……

If I post 48 more will you keel over and die.

@Toasty Dunno….
@Vinny Go F yourself.

Go find myself? Go fit myself for a suit? Go fix myself a good meal?

I can’t understand you when you talk like this. I need to know which verb you meant or I could do any number of things to myself that you might not want me to do.

Oh yeah:

*punches you in the vagina*

@VulgarVinny Heres the meaning in your language. Go fuck yourself you cock-sucking bitch.

My, but that was awfully vulgar.

I think you’re a little off-topic now. O:

OH SHIT Y’ALL.
OH SHIT GUYS.



INTERNET FIGHT!

*Fucks myself, with a gun in my ass*

Somebody’s angwyyyy

Also: what kind of gun? Because if you’re making me use a Winchester, the joke’s on you: that’s just going to feel great.

*Fires the gun killing self*

That’s not right. I’m clearly right here and still alive.

i seriously lmao’d at this, this is so stupid. TheLightOrDark more like TheVeryBigIdiot haha man u r so dumb fo real, we gon find you.

Shut up and die. *Shoots bazooka at Vincero*

He is so angwy.

@Dr. J Weren’t you one of HB’s grammar critics? Looks like your the one with bad grammar.

“Looks like your the one with bad grammar.”

*You’re.

“It looks like you’re the one with bad grammar.”

Lol, TheLightOrDark stop being a baby and chill out man, seriously why are you taking this so seriously, You’re coming off as an idiot and it seems you are just desperately trying to save face.

….The hell guys, let’s act like adults now, huh?

Also, AbbeyxAutumn~

Yeah I think you’re being an idiot and I never ever think people on these forums can be complete dumbasses that are an embarrassment whenever they post.

Nice totally not sarcasm there Toasty.

We’re using adult language.

Is Autumn the genderbent Abbey?

No, Autumn is genderbent Augustus

Thank you Commie, your compliment makes me smile.

I’m just trying to see if I can make Vince angry. He’s doing the same.

Sure you are, sure you are. (you’re totally NOT trying to save face here)

I like that pairing on the condition that nobody’s genderbent.

Hahaha Augustus is the bishie for a reason.

I just like annoying people and seeing their response. Unless their girls.

AugustusxAbbey is my favorite gay pairing hands down, my favorite lesbian pairing being LucyxSandy because it’s insanely hot.

NO! No Yaoi! AbbeyxAutumn cause it’s freakin hot!

Leaving a Comment is a furry

I also try not to annoy people like the Great Taeshi, and Suitcase and give them respect.

Alright La Commie, no Yaoi, but why don’t we have much AbbeyxAutumn content because it’s obviously the best couple besides Adventure shipping.

BAD DR. JOHN! (Kicks John in the nuts)

It’s not yaoi. It’s not even consensual.

Lmao thelightordark ur vury funny and edgey u should do stand up or somethin cuz ur so funny lolzxzasoidk

also ur such a manly man by kickin me in teh bawls over the internet lol

AugustusxDaisyxAbbey…One of the most hateful threesomes ever

AugustusxDaisy would be hot if he didn’t try to rape her. Aw how am I kidding? It still is.

And I totally made AbbeyxAutumn arts JB!

Taysh is a yaoi racist, and is biased against it.

I have never been such a fan of guy-on-guy since AbbeyxAugustus in any way that I’m willing to discuss with you without alcohol involved.