Bittersweet Candy Bowl

The AI director.
Ruining those moments you cherished being alive.
Being pounced, your black and white, just a few feet ahead in that red aura, you hear your heart pounding. That one final reach for the medpack and TAAAAANK

>Empty allyway
Oh well lets just walk through here and-
JOCKEY CHARGER SPITTER C-C-C-COMBO

Zoey startled the witch


But Ai director, sometimes I love you.
Providing me with those precious pipebombs and that AWESOME chainsaw on occasion.

Discuss the AI director and bad/good experiences with it

Which one?

Finale of Hard Rain, we hear the boat coming. Three of us run towards the dock, while the fourth person goes all Bill from the Sacrifice and starts throwing pipe bombs and boomer bile like mad. We can see the boat inching towards the harbor when all the sudden a single charger is able to knock all three of us waiting at the dock into the water. The fourth person is not only still inside the burger place, but surrounded by zombies as well. The fourth somehow gets out of the burger place and makes their way to the boat when all of the sudden a tank punts them into the very waters that god damn charger pushed us into. Level restarts, everyone rage quits.

Last night - The Parish, last level. I made it accross the bridge, without needing to heal (adrenaline not included). I stand in the helicopter, waiting for my teammates (who were bots) while shouting “GET TO DA CHOPPA” for some reason (as I said, bots), when all of a sudden, what do I hear? TANK MUSIC. What do I see as I leave the chopper to do some sniping? Goddamn tank fist. What next? Me. Flying. INTO THE GODDAMN WATER NEXT TO THE CHOPPER AS MY TEAMMATES GET IN.

I lol’d, then raged.

On Dark Carnival, Expert level, in the tunnel of love.
Me: Oh hey, a medkit.
Other people: 0_o
Me: =D

Another time, same level, same place, same difficulty.

Me: Oh crap, witch ahead.
Someone: Uh, let’s go around her.
*takes alternate route*
*witch right at exit*
Our Team: *No shotguns*
The same someone: Well, fuck.

AI director more like get owned. Every time I am doing good, the director ruin it somehow.