Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Just so you all know my web hours are normally Sun-Thur 3:30-9:00/Fri-Sat 9:00-12:00. But won’t always be here during those times to help like this. (Uses powers to make Team Ninja HQ. Makes mech Giga Black Fate) *A meck like Tron Bonne’s but with black paint and is made out of Digizoid. If you don’t know who Tron Bonne is or what Digizoid is you can google them.*

I hereby approve of a Ninja vs. Pirate Flame War.

HADOKEN!!

Whoo Hoo! Let the shit hit the fan

It’s about time.
(Chews on Cigar.)
(Chokes on Cigar.)
(Spits out Cigar.)
(Gets another Cigar.)

Hay Dot, got any good katanas?

@Lark You can use Giga.

Oh hell yes, Some one piont me in the direction and i’ll cause some chaos for a nice little distraction.

The mach looks a little childish but i can make it work i might even tweek the weapon system a bit. hehehehe Definatly a new face, maby a wolf face.

Giga has many weapons, so heres a list.
Metool launcher.
Bazooka.
Gatling gun.
Rocket launcher.
Plasma gun.
Lightning gun.
Flame thrower.
Chaos Cannon.

@Lark

I got your katanas.
Make good use of them.

So many toys, so much choas oh this is gonna be fun. I think i’ll add an acid sprayer and i’ll upgrade the Gatling gun to a vulcan cannon. For you people who are not gun savy, a vulcan cannon is a gatling gun on steroids, Like over 3,000 rounds a minute. And thanks for the Katanas Dot

@Lark Oooh nice additions. (Forms two broad swords fused with Darkness) We gonna fight the pirates now?

In “Snow Crash” this girl wears a ring in her vagina called a “dentata” that poisons you if you try to rape her or something.

OH SHIT.

(Slices Pirate in half) Damn Be back in a couple minutes everyone

Looks like we have our first contestant. “loads up flame thrower”
Awwwwww Look like Dark beat me to it.

(Halo Narrator)
First Blood

Good Job!

Ninjas 1: Pirates 0

Still alive down here…

Oh well, i need a mailee wepon for the mech. Ooh, i know, an aquwas sword, like a water jet cutter but on a grander scale and limited range.

Eat acid pirat scum! “hoses down pirate with ful tank”

(dumps on Bifurcated Pirate)

Bark!

Good Boy!

I’ll have to refill later

I’m just saying. Subtlety.

Well, this is entertaining, if not slightly imbalanced. And good lord look at this mess you all made. This is just… buh.

“Activates aquas sword and point it at vincy” Saying what Vincy?

Well now I’m covered in crap, and you melted Pirat, the Pirate Parrot. Bad day, all in all. Really glad that wasn’t aimed at me.

I do have to slumber and work unfortantly, so it won’t be unblanced forever

Thats it, Eat bazooka Bifurcated Pirate! “unloads a shell onto him” BOOM


“Shiftly looks around” Any one else?

…

Ninja Temper…

Scanning Lark

Power Level = OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!

*Smake*
AH! My face! Aww my… aww I think my nose broke… really? A bazooka that shoots shells?! Is this friggin Mario Kart?!!

ARG Come here and fight ye land lubber!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET ME AWAY FROM THIS ATROCITY. THEY ARE ALL MAD I TELL YOU.

“Points Vulcan cannon at all the pirates and goes crazy firing”

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Eat Lead Mutha Fuckers!!!!!

Tatatatatatatatatatatatatatattatatatatatatatatatat atatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatattatata tata

DIEEE!!!

Shut up. (Stabs Annoyed Bifurcated Pirate in the head with my sword, without removing the sword.)

Tatatatatatatatatatatatatatata wererererere

Out, but that should finish them Hehehehehehehehe

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


Were fine. ATTACK!!

the pirate is winning what the hell guys what the hell

SHIT
I died.

Wlcome back Dark, was just haven some fun with my new toy.

No way in hell they lived through that, That was 100,000 rounds

Yes I know. Want some help?

Nope, i’m having too much fun

Why?!
*sob*
I am so sad because I am not actually a pirate in disguise!
*sob some more*

@Lark Okay then. Oh here is a Dark sword made for the mech. It’s fused with the power of Chaos. Enjoy.

Eat my lightning!
“Zaps Bifurcated Pirate’s Mom with the lightning cannon”

Fry bitch, fry!

duel weeld, Yes. Fuckin A

Because yea, the pirates have any chance at all, so lets just give him a sword infused with Chaos.
This is the DM side of me. And it is losing. I think I’ll try complaining more…

I love god mode, but sleep will overtake me eventuly.