Bittersweet Candy Bowl

(Starts kicking the mech) We got’em on th’ ropes!

Arg!

Prepare to face my sexy ninja girl.

“Using the mech swords starts slicing up the Ten pirate team”

I can see hell and its so beautiful, i’ll send you all there! Hehehehehehehhahahahahahaah

Hhaaaahaaaahaaa!! The falling blood is beautiful!!

“Limbs and blood flying everywere Splatering Lark”

Yes, Let it rain, For i shall bathe in you blood! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I just shit meself.

Doug, I am so embarrassed right no-
Oh.

Reinforcements are here me laddies. To battle!!!

Come back here Random pirate i still got plenty for you!

“Has the mech grab his arms and rips thim off’

“Powers up the rocket launcher”

Oh hell yea!

“starts firing rocket int the Hundred pirate army”

“Powers up the plasma cannon in the other arm”

Taste death scum!

“Starts blowing chunks out of the Hundred pirate army”

FACE MY POWER!!! (Turns arm into a cannon) MWAAAHAHAHA!!

Kaboom Kerzap Kaboom Kaboom Kerzap Kerzap Kerzap Kaboom

Feast on the destruction, shitheads!

DIE MORTAL FOOLS!!!(Fires Chaos Cannon sending physical pieces of Chaos into the army, causing explosions)

“Tears leak from lark’s eyes”

So much death, it’s so beautiful. Lets bring hell on earth!

LET’S DESTROY THESE INFERIOR BEINGS!!!

“Swaps out used up Rocket Launcher for Flamethrower”

Burn Burn BURN FIRE See hell in all it’s glory Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Oh shit oh shit oh shit!(Drip drip drip)

The blaze, It’s perfection! I love a good B-B-Q
Eat fire and join the perfection, become one with it. YES!

(Switches to Electrical attacks) Lark with your and *Ninja’s help we could rule this planet!

Shit! Plazmas out Switchin to Chaos Cannon!

Lets mop this Up!

I just want death and chaos, not control. Thats too much work

To rule the world is a fools dream. to try and control that many people is imposible. But to cause death and war is easy, to spred chaos is my goal.

Oh well. Here is some more power. (Charges up Giga)

I think there dead, there was only a hundred of them.

You know, starting out this random thread that some impersonator started was actually kind of cool. But now it is not.

I depart, for you have desecrated all that was good in Team Ninja.

It;s your falt Ninja, you let me have free roam with no leash. Never a good idea

May I remind you that this thread was not my idea and not my responsibility.

ah, but you kept it going, so you took responsibility

I actually didn’t.

They seemed misteriosly like you

Only six (counting this one) of the posts in this thread are mine.

Just saying Ninja, your a hard guy to corectly impersonate

Sure, but you guys are easy to fool.

Only when i want to have “fun” and did i have some

Suuuure. I’ll just be leaving now…

Do not taint the little ones, dear. ^_^

At least one of those “little ones” is twenty. I think the other one is twelve. Maybe thirteen. I can’t remember.

can’t help it, i like a bloody mess

Well, I never said they had to be young. Only little. ^_^

Pffft. Oh ILB~

My point still stands. ^_^

Yarg, fire all super laser cannons,

prepare to face my miniature 1 gauge grapeshot
(1 gauge shotgun with laser buckshot.)

Super*Pirate Transform into……

(Removes Mask)

Secret*Ninja

hahahahahahaha

…

murdersaurus ninja.
it kills all.
fear it.

HADOKEN!

GRAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!