Bittersweet Candy Bowl

So I like this girl and I am already making my moves, I am good at getting girls and well I can only get them but not keep em so Girls I would like to know
1) What would be the perfect boyfriend
2) Perfect Date
3) Places to go

I would love help

1. She doesn’t want a perfect boyfriend, she wants you and all your imperfections. Which is why your best bet is to fucking be yourself.
2. There is no such thing. Just hang out with her and moments will happen between you two naturally.
3. Go for a walk. Go for a drive. See stuff. Watch a movie. Have coffee. It doesn’t matter, just spend time together.

I
make moves last year I was a player this year I dont wanna try that and then I fell in love
I wanna be perfect anything Ill be it I want good dates I wanna make it right But thanks for the advice jerk lol I just wanna do shit right

Do what I said. Seriously this is the best you can do. It’s not suave, it’s not anything but honest and open and genuine. That is as close to perfect as you can get.

But start with QUIT WORRYING.

I am honest and open and I just want to attract her I am doing moves but skool is not a party so its harder :/
Parties everyone forgets everything skool is to make fun of others and nyways I still gotta win her

No moves. Just. Hang. Out. With. Her. Talk to her. Ask her if she wants to hang out. All a relationship is is just hanging out with someone while the moments that you’re thinking about, they come naturally.

things to talk bout?

Get to know her personally, rather than just listening to what others say or know about her. Ask her about her day, tell her about yours, tv shows, movies, things that are going on that she might be-

Oh, screw it. Talk to her. Just let everything flow naturally, as if talking to somebody else.

Anything really. Keeping her laughing is a good way to start, but you can work things into getting a bit more serious. Maybe you can talk to her when she’s down or tell her a little more about yourself than you’ve told anyone else. If she’s worth it, talking about nearly anything can help.

It helps to keep the conversation about her too. Ask her about stuff. What she likes and whatnot. Be interested and you will be interesting.

I am always amazed at your experience in these matters, Johnny. ^_^

Things to start a conversation with:
Music
Hobbys
Cars
Clothes
Movies
Fire

Yes fire, thats what started the conversation with the girl i love now.

Perhaps talking about dicks all day is my way of lulling you into a false impression so I can surprise you when it really matters. :3

Are you pyromaniacs, or was it closer to the Doors or Johnny Cash? ^_^

my tip? Be yourself, cheesy i know, but it helps

That might well be, Johnny. ^_^

Noir, only listen to Jerk…

…and me….

…but only because I said to only listen to Jerk.

What everyone else said.


Is it me, or are these “love advice” threads popping up like bloody toadstools? ¬-¬

except we can’t ‘pop’ threads

lol love starts blooming and it is actually strange dudettes might be age dunno…
thanks for the advices guys I will try them today

Noir, my advice is to read. Be a well-read man. You learn a lot about yourself by reading. Start with “The Art of Living” by Epictetus.

^ NO. Not that you should ever do this anyway, but if you had to fill your head with this kind of nonsense the only good place to start is “Meditations” by Marcus Aurelius.

Noir just be confident and yourself, if you guys are good for each other it will work out. Remember little things about her, her family, her favorite color. Occasionally mention these things, don’t go over board (you’ll be a creeper) but showing that you find interest in her is major points for girls.

OMG I ALMOST DIE ALL DAY THINKING OF THAT MOMENT
And my friend called the friend after skool so shed bring the girl I like and then he left me alone he said it was for my own good

I’m sorry.

For your own good? …wh…how…?
edit: wait, what? Sorry, i cannot understand without punctuation.

sorry typing from my cellphone and english isnt my first language but even if it was i wouldnt give a shit bout punctuation
and no worries cant belive she was as nervous as I was and she added me on facebook

Oh, that is good. I wish you lots of luck. ^_^

That’s a good sign

thanks

be you.
dont force your problems on her.
be calm.

The Only good advice I can give is That once you got her, aka, shes your girlfriend now

Constantly tell her you love her, and when i say constantly, i mean whenever you say

goodbye or your embracing each other, NOT in Every sentence and every time your

with her 24/7/12/365/and 366 on leap years, i had a friend do that and finally had the

end result of a DOUBLE BITCH SLAP

Trust me, DOUBLE BITCH SLAP pretty much means that you’ll never get a girl EVER and you’ll be gay for the rest of your life.

P.S. My friend is already showing the no girls/gay side affects.

If you think your good at getting girls, your not good.






Trust me. You’re not good.

If your talking to me, I do not think Im good with girls personally, but I know the facts.

he was talking to noir.

kk

Ummmm aint good with girls they just like to be close to me Iam natural and that is when they like being close I am only natural in partehs
the rest is me bein myself (not good) nywys I will give my all on this

Make school a party. By that I mean, try to get yourself into a party mentalitly so that the pressure of school melts away. If she likes being close to yuo, she should like being with you. Just don’t try too hard. Pretty sure being too forward is a mood-killer. Actually, take these guy’s advice, I honestly don’t know anything about this.

And, ILB? Becasue of you, I can’t look at Jerk’s comments without seeing him as Johnny. The human-face aspect makes him real, and much less interesting. Sorry about that

Oh. I am also sorry about that. ^_^

Lol thanks good advice Elliot and guess what my friend felt so bad for making me embarass myself in front of them and he felt so bad he arranged it so we went to the movies him the girl he likes me and the girl I like w00t

Nice!

lol

I can picture him going:

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

@ ILB
awnsering a post way up there, Yes we are pyromaniacs but the music was disturbed, linkin park, Ramstein, dead may dance, and limpbizkit.

Be sincere. You want to present yourself as the person you are, so she won’t be surprised when your mask slips. (All masks eventually do.) And if you have to work so hard to be someone else around her, is she really worth it?
Be able to make her laugh. And make sure you that if you’re going for a long-term relationship, that you know/understand who she really is and accept that and vice versa.
And if you really want to make a lasting impression, take her to a place which is really special to you. It makes her feel special if you let her know you for you really are.

She is worth all the trouble f the world dude, I swear she does.
I got 2 fucking ppl also liking her and I am in the worst spot from the 3.
Anyways I came here to say that I will give my 100% and if necesary an 110, 120, 30 or if needed 1000% or maybe
Napa: Vegeta what does the scouter say about his determination level.
Vegeta: ITS OVER 9000!!!
lol so yea I will try my best wish me luck u guys

Aww. Good luck, dear. ^_^

thanks