Bittersweet Candy Bowl

This is a happy unreasonable or unnessesary conversation with a normal teenager and a moron
from gaybook obviously

Kid: yo
do you know that you’re sister has a boyfriend?

Me:uhh no

Kid: dun tell her this it a secret.
do you believe me or not?

Me: pftt I don’t really care

Kid: stupid

Me: hey um, do you know what a penis is?

Kid: its a dick

Me: Correct, because that is what I’m going to slap you with.

Kid: your sis boyfriend name is ian ling
go to his profile

Me: no
stop spazzing about someone’s sister you homo

Kid: ok
im your friend brother u know
she is a girl
guest who

Me:I don’t have a brother you retard

Kid:i mean your friend…
brother

Me:what

Kid:u dunno who
u wan to know her name

Me:yes

Kid:……….
her name is…..\
Jazreel

Me:I don’t give a shit anymore

Kid:do u know who is Jazreel

Me:no
shutup and go suck my dick
don’t get sad

Kid:your dick is like pork

Me:yes
great juicy fat one

Kid:my dick is so much better

you didn’t go through puberty

Kid:shut the F*** up

Me:whoah hey hey
no swearing brohammend
call your sister if you’re crying

Kid:do u know who is Jazreel

Me:no

Kid:don lie

yep yep

Kid:pls tell me\\

Me:lying must have been though
now wait for I will type out the definition of lie
A lie is a type of deception in the form of an untruthful statement, especially with the intention to deceive others, often with the further intention to maintain a secret or reputation, protect someone’s feelings or to avoid a punishment or repercussion for one’s actions

Kid:shut
up
are u a nerd
i don talk to a nerd

Me:are you a retard, learn to spell

Kid:no

Me:I don’t wanna talk to retards
yes

Kid:we are not talking dumbass

Me:good
we’re done now

Kid:u are more dumb than my grandmother

Me:thats where you got that from

Kid:shut up
brb
do u know who is Jazreel

Me:pfft

Kid:don u pfft to me
say ur sorry
now

Me:no uffing

Kid:why wont u belive tat sandra has a boyfriend name Ian Ling

Me:because you were a jerk to her and being a dick

Kid:to who??

Me:sandra you moron

Kid:i don hardly know her
ask lucien
her X boyfriend
he know her so well

Me:then why the heck are you telling me that my younger sister that she has a boyfriend to me

Kid:her boyfriend name is ian ling ok
i know her just a little bit

Me:why did you tell me this

Kid:u son of a dick

Me:jealous?
piss off you homo

Kid:no

Me:k

Kid:eh

Me:k

Kid:u got play left 4 dead2

Me:no

Kid:ur stupid

Me:k

Kid:u know who is dominic

Me:no

Kid:Sanrick?

Me:no

Kid:Sandra

Me:nope

Kid:Cashley Chen (thats my name)

Me:no

Kid:man ur stupid

Me:You’re an idiot for looking through my friend list writing names down

Kid:lol
leave me alone

Me:no you leave me alone

Kid:get yourself a f**king life

Me:don’t tell me about my sister’s “boyfriend”

Kid:then wat should i tell u

Me:tell me that you’re a jerkface, telling someone’s brother that she has a “boyfriend” which you said you don’t know her much and for giving out the obvious like an ass

Kid:then wat u wan me to do
hah
hah
dumb boy

Me:I just told you

Kid:wat
told me wat
hah

Me:tell me that you’re a jerkface, telling someone’s brother that she has a “boyfriend” which you said you don’t know her much and for giving out the obvious like an ass

Kid:hah
dumb boy

Me:control C

Kid:leave me alone

Me:sure

Kid:get a life
GTG
bye

Me:good
This is going on the news post

Kid:News post?

*Blocked*
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Comment:
this kid is my friend’s homo little brother (11 years old)
He doesn’t know my sister well at all and he is telling me that my sister has a “boyfriend”.
He obviously don’t have a good knowledge of English, that’s another way to call him a dumbass (Maybe I do too)
He seems to like talking about dick(penis) which I started it first just to start trolling
He brings out the obivious by asking me whether if I know this guy or that guy or him. He pretty much looked through my friend list.
Okay, so I wasn’t good at trolling, but atleast I’m not an idiot. Be free to laugh at him

Also, I fail at trolling
Feel free to post yours either

Telling eleven year olds that you will slap them with your dick wins you the Bronze Jerk Star.

Because yesterday’s failed abortion is tomorrow’s internet conversation.

Wait, are there any Facebook conversations that are not stupid? ^_^

I don’t have a Facebook page. I can’t assume one way or the other.

Pffft. Oh Johnny~

“He obviously don’t have a good knowledge of English”

-.- Um…about that…

Failbooking

when i discovered this, i could laugh for hours on end. so… yah…

Failbook is my life

@ILB
Yes. Yes there are. At least with my friends.

@GoldenArbiter and Sammy: FYI, Failbooking steals most of their stuff from Lamebook, which was around for much longer than failbooking has. It is just another classic example of why the Cheezburger Network is terrible.

That is the first time I have heard ILB say “pffft.”

I emulated you. ^_^

I know. It’s flattering. I’d return the compliment but I’ve never been that cheerful or classy.

@kaxbe: never heard of “lamebook” i’ll look it up later though.

Tee hee. ^_^

Lamebook makes me sad for humanity.

I no has facebook. I has free!