Bittersweet Candy Bowl

YES! he gets out and trips falls down breaks his neck and dies there! i love it!….thats what you meant right?

Well, no, what I meant was the first part of the story is the same, but there are two endings. But yeah, that could work too. It’d be entertainingly ironic.
“I’m free! *thud* “

i would be so happy to see a comic about this.. or fan fic lol

I’ll see what I can do. Anyone else is also free to give it a shot.

Factual Question: Do we have any background on Carson? Or do I have free reign with his history?

So enraged by them leaving him, Carson spends 4 days trying to escape. Finally breaking free, he struggles just to walk, but makes his way halfway across town to find those he once called friends. But suddenly, he is found by a street thug who steals him, then rapes him to death, rupturing his colon and letting him die an extremely slow and painful death as the fecal matter in his colon immediately causes the wound to become septic. Just as he is about to die, he is raped once more, and chokes on his attackers dick. A single tear rolls down his face, as the darkness envelopes him…

Meanwhile, elsewhere, Mike finds himself extremely happy, and he has no idea why.

man…i LIKED carson!!!

i think it would be free reign with carson if he had much of a story or family i think taeshi would be slightly more reluctant to kill him off… its a very small slightly though


…also, maverik, i love it, its much crueler than how the comic leaves him so it makes me happy =D

Alright, thanks. I can move on with the story now!

I’m dubbing Maverik’s latest masterpiece, “Help Me, Michael…”

To be fair, Taeshi, you’re not just against gays. You’re also against retards for killing Kizuna.

No, I don’t really think you’re against gays. I’ve just been spreading propaganda that you are, you Twilight-loving furry homophobe.

I love you <3

Alright, I’ve gotten Carson to break down the door, now what? In other words, how should I get him to either fall down the stairs, or die in any other way?

Aw for f***’s sake, Kizuna’s dead. She died on the way to her home planet. Carson’s dead, he was abandoned for being such a stereotypical freak. Both deaths were hilarious. Children are cruel bastards at times. Deal with it!

I’m betting on She’ll kill Mccain next.



I’ve seen the horror she can do, It made me cry ;_;.

He’ll walk into the bathroom and die of the smell. A “gas chamber,” so to speak.

Anyone dumb enough to think I’m being serious should actually catch AIDS and die. Seriously. They are wasting my air as we speak. >8[

I took incidents and used them to draw a completely ludicrous conclusions specifically for the purpose of making Holocaust jokes and/or teasing Taeshi. If they are actually starting to believe this, so help me God, I will quit joking. I have seriously overestimated the intelligence of the people who read what I say.

…..(Reaches over to hug Jerk)

On a happier note, um….HEY! Carson is gay! Gay is another word for happy! Carson is always gay! Thus, he’s always happy!

Actually, I’m suddenly curious to what Carson’s past is? How’d he become such a….Carson? What do his parents think? Do you ignore it? Think its a phase? Shun him? Maybe he’s hated by them! Maybe they beat him every night! Every day,a horrible hell of pain and suffering!

Or maybe he’s adopted and has two dads, one who is like him, the other who is like Mike?

You know what bugs me about Carson dieing? why didn’t he looks for the stairs? seriously, i don’t care if the next page is about a psychopath that comes with a huge Knife-d*ck and slits Carson’s throat before rapeing his dead body for all eternity, but right now there is nothing that realy killed Carson.

Carson contracted homosexuality from a toilet seat during his vulnerable potty-training years. His mother and father sent him to camp after camp, using electric shocks where God failed. He was clean for eight years… and then he saw Maishul.

I have a story finished. Should I post it here, or start a new thread?

New thread. I think….

You’re right that this was probably the only way to get people to stop asking for his return, but this is still an enormous case of fandom backlash. Killing him was a bit… harsh.

And I agree with the “by including him outside of an intermission, you canonize him.”

I always imagined he was a very deep character. It just didn’t show. (Not that I’m the one to tell you what to do with your story, but there were people who loved Carson and saw him as so much more than just a stereotype. I doubt they’re willing to accept this as canon.)

BY THE SACRED POWER OF TAYSH

this thread makes me very happy

I guess Carter is dying next. ^_^

well he was insulting D:
he will be forgotten about before long