Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I was reading through the forum when i saw some PauloxLucy still supporting them. Not that i hate the pair but didnt paulo have sex with 2 girls and is dating another girl even though lucy likes him. And please dont be mad at me cause i just like im feel like im missing something.

You missed the alternate reality where he banged Lucy and some people were like AWW THEIR ADURRRABLE

People love to ship pairings. Nothing short of….Actually, nothing will make them stop. EVER.

Because people are stupid, everyone knows MikexLucy is OTP.

(Gets out my Team MikeXLucy shirt, hat, underwear, braces, and pants) I respect other people’s opinion of course.

OTPFL!

One True Pairing……Flaming Lips?

For Life.

If I liked your sister, and she went and slept with the entire student body, I’d still like her. Same concept.

…If I liked a girl, and she slept with the entire student body, I’D STOP LIKING HER!

You’re too shallow then king.

Or I just don’t want to catch anything. Condoms break ya now. That is if they even used condoms….

baby lottery

Well i guess you guys gotta point about people just making pairings and i guess people have a right to their opinions. =3 But I think that in the end it will be MikexLucy

To each their own.

Jerk knows me to well now…HE must die for this!! *Passes out from sleepiness.*

Hey! Jerk can’t die! He’s like…my best friend here! Except for Taeshi, Ninja, Gameking218, and other people…Not counting everyone else, he’s my best friend.

If a pair can be shipped, they will be and PauloxLucy is such a desirable well-entreched pair that many readers will never let go. The recent chapter only served to fan those flames.
@Leaving a Comment: No one except me is going to kill Jerk. It will happen when he finally drains what little hope I have left for humanity.

…..(Reaches over to hug (nameless))

…Umm, what’s the opposite of *heavy sigh*?

Sigh is usually a sign of sadness, frustration, or boredom, so….light laughter?

@King: I like it *light laughter*, I feel slightly less cynical, weird.
@La Commie: Why do you always leave me out of hugs?

Hooray! I’ve done my duty on helping another cynic soul! (Rides off on my transforming robo-horse) AWAY! (It transforms into a flying motorcycle and I fly off)

MikexLucy terrorism hnnnngh

@ King: That is a filthy, filthy lie. Condoms never break. Ever. Not ever. EVER. LALALALAICAN’THEARYOU

Commie and (nameless) and eventually Ninja will all fight to kill me. While they’re fighting, I’ll ascend to the hand of my Father, God, and judge the slow and the living because my brother, Jesus Christ, already judges the quick and the dead.

Search your hearts. You know it to be true.

….Um….Are we still friends, Jerk?

Yes. Now go forth and multiply.

*turns on some Barry White and watches you through binoculars*

YAY! (Scurries around being optimistic, strange, and idealistic)

You and Toasty are brothers?

Who? Me? Or someone else? Why?

Everyone knows PauloxPaulo is canon

Me and Toasty are brothers by different mothers. Only where he died for your sins, everybody else dies for mine.

So where does F*ckin’ Craig come into the family tree?

I get the feeling that many people’s perception of Heaven will change when they see Jerk… for the better of course! Please don’t smite me, or throw your Barry White CD player at me.

Silly Jerk, everyone knows that Morgan Freeman is God.

Because nothing says God like, “Yes’m miss Daisy, I be honkin’!”

….Wouldn’t that mean God is helping Batman fight crime? I’m not surprised.