Bittersweet Candy Bowl

i woke up this morning, curled up like a cat, purred and licked my arms…fifteen minutes later i realised, that for some deprimentally insane reason, i was acting like a cat

That’s fucked up.

is it out of character for you to do that or do you act like a cat normally/on occasion?

I lick my [minor] wounds. There actually are healing properties in saliva.

Is it possible?
I would say so.
You see, the universe only exists because we observe it and acknowledge its existance.
Our brains process what we see, hear, feel, etc.
So, say, if we were able to [i]completely[/i] block out the vision of a tree. You do not see the tree. You cannot feel the tree. Therfore the tree does not exist.
Our brains are weird man.
So for something like that to happen I would not be suprised.

Meow?

I feel like a cat when I poop in the neighborhood sandbox or kill small animals and leave them on people’s doorsteps as presents.

Occasionaly i feel a bit like a cat when im out and about, kinda skittish and prowly like

Paint yourself grey and put a scarf on.

Do you walk digitigrade?

Meow.

this topic makes me feel like wearing a blue scarf today

What is this.
I don’t even-

i do feel like eating alot of raw fish right now……

sadly i only have a green scarf and a flaming truckload of trendy grey clothing

^^ then throw on a pink bow and some fake boobs

diagnosis: furry to the extreme….

ONE TIME MY BUDDY MAGNUS WOKE UP AND HE WAS A CAT—

I once woke up and hacked up one of my lungs, ruined my couch in a fit of rage and passed out after breaking all my dishes. Does that count?

the good news is, they don’t have to be very large fake boobs. just easily-ignored, mild bulges.

^^ yea pretty much

Sometimes i feel like a cat too. Every once and awhile i wil crawl up the stairs like a cat and can do a pretty good meow.

…Oookaay.

@fgsdsf
Wut?

L4D2 reference

Back when I was a little bored kid, I would crawl around on the floor with my kitty cat and meow to her. xD I have those times when I’m just acting like a lazy kitty and stuff, especially when I sleep. My mom will come in like “wake uppp!” and I’ll glance at her, then just try to fall asleep again. And I know everyone can relate to that, unless you just LOVE getting up in the morning.

and lmao, wtf Ace. xD

@Rachel vang
I love doing that

@fgsfds
oh right.
One time me and my buddy keith snuck some paintball guns on a roller coaster, we got fined and shit but it was still cool

I act like a cat when near cats. They tend to freak out when I’m less than a centimetre away from it, meowing loudly and trying to curl up beside it. Suffice to say, I won’t need to pay for any piercings I want in the future

thats okay, cat scratches don’t even bother me anymore, my cat was mauling my arm today and i just sat there an took it like a man…uhh…cat

The real question is whether it is possible to feel like a sofa. Feeling like animate, sentient objects is far easier than the inanimate. ^_^

i dont know, have ypu ever been ‘one’ with your upholstery and furniture

No, I have never felt like anything but a human girl. ^_^

@Ace
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT PICTURE FOR LIKE EVER
Oh god I fell out of my chair laughing at that.

I once accidentally fell on a cat.
It mauled my knee.
I crawled into the living room from outside with a bloody knee while my mom was on the phone and I was like, “OH GOD DO YOU HAVE ANY BANDAIDS”
so yeah that was not a fun day
also in a couple weeks later I fell into the stream that runs through my condo complex and stepped on a nail
that caused another bloody incident.