Bittersweet Candy Bowl

so i’m trying to help a friend who wants to know what it is exactly that women see in their love partners

Hee. “A friend”. ^_^

The short answer is to be yourself. There are many corollaries that depend on the girl, most of them starting with “… Unless you are [insert characteristic here]”. ^_^ Oh, and we like to be fawned over. Not excessively, but it is always nice to be appreciated.

But it is kind of a pointless question; all women are different just as all men are. Some of you go for body, others for smarts and yet others seek loyalty. We do the same, really. ^_^

fair enough and don’t assume that i’m so pathetic that i’d use the old ‘my friend thing’.
i’m actually doing this for my friend Mark Meier

Hee. I beg your pardon if I rubbed you the wrong way. ^_^

yes

@suitcase
I beg your pardon

:O

that is all

Hey guys I have an idea.
Wanna hear it?

Do ya?

LETS KEEP THE BITTERSWEET CANDY BOWL FORUM ABOUT BITTERSWEET CANDY BOWL.

Ahem. c:

So does being a gay man count toward this thread?

hairstyle.

@Jinx


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Haters be hating on

Also, I’m guessing Magnus Darkly is a fan so there we go.

Well, what I look for in a man is… oh… womenz only…
Poor humor aside, there are only so many times people can give good relationship advice. This is just getting excessive. Read one of the other four topics about dating posted this week alone; they all give the same advice, and if people pay attention to this, you can bet my skinny white ass it’ll be the same exact advice.

It differs from woman to woman. There is no definite “THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT ALL WOMEN WANT” answer. So just be yourself and let things happen.

Although, it does help if you are able to get her attention~

Almost positive Jerk and Leaving a Comment are going to come bursting through the walls in a minute, leaving… “helpful” advice involving fireworks and bears.
But yeah. Be yourself, and be semi-confident. Because that barely made sense in my own head, I think I mean don’t be petrified talking to them, but don’t be borderline arrogant either.

And that should work both ways, I think.

Shows what you know. We were planning with wombats and ANFO but you went and cocked it up.

Speaking of cocks, women love cocks so whenever you see a woman you should whip yours out so that she can judge whether or not you are an appropriate specimen.

Sometimes it helps to surprise her, so if you are on a bus or in a movie theater, try putting your penis in her ear as this is known to be a powerful aphrodisiac.

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Jerk is totally right about the whole cock thing.
Just so you know.
It’d also help even more if you slap her a bit with it.

This is why the eight year olds that read the forums have nightmares.

It’s better that they learn about the donkey punch verbally before someone tries it on them ten years later when they are legally making love.

Jerk is correct about the cock thing?

Why wasn’t I alerted of this?

because your a girl, you should know this already.

That’s how I knew, Susan.
It’s coded in our DNA.

I am a womenz, in a man I look for vagin- UH I MEAN DICK

It also helps to show off the balls too.

“If I told you you had a beautiful body would you take off your shirt and dance around a little?”

This leaves me wondering about what would happen to these topics if they only popped up, say, once every year. ^_^

^meh

Oh boy. Im gonna have a ton of forum nightmares tonight. Im not 8 yrs old, but wow sometimes you guys just give too much information.

you mean you girls right?(excluding myself)

Many of the posters in this thread are males, you know. ^_^ About half of them, I should think - but granted, the percentage of female posters was unusually high this time around.

Besides, ‘guys’ is an ambiguous term. As long as there is a mix between boys and girls, “guys” is appropriate. Somehow. ^_^

^meh i guess so
I was assuming, jokingly of course, that she meant ‘guys’ defined as ‘male person(s)’

I’m going to need to see some form of government ID from that girl. :|