Bittersweet Candy Bowl

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“Guys! You there?”
Carson quickly realized that the group had left without him. He looked around using the bright moonlight from the many cracks in the roof. There was a large metal door, a single pillar, and a desk with a computer. Carson, scared, ran over to the door and rattled the knob to find that it was locked. He backed away from the door while whispering to himself “no…..no…” and shaking his head. He looked away to find that the key was sitting on the desk with the computer. He snatched it up and stuck the key in the lock. It was one of those locks that open when you turn the key in them instead of when you twist the knob. he took the key out and rushed up the stairs. He dropped the key. He reached the top. The group was just across the street. He wouldn’t even have to look for them. A piece of the old floor broke again but this time he rolled onto his side and escaped but then he plopped right back into his original hole, nothing but net. He landed on his feet because he was after all a cat.

He ran right back to the door but a gust of severely confused wind managed to shoot through from the top of the stairs slamming the door and sealing off the key just before he reached it. He looked around again, it solved his problem the first time. There was just the computer on a desk. It was plugged in. he pressed the start up button. Then he waited for ten minutes while it slowly cranked out its own operating system, whatever linux is, yeah… that stuff. Then it output the words “thing maker 1980”. A book suddenly appeared next to the tower. It read “a guide to creating anything from code”. Carson then proceeded to follow very detailed instruction on the making of a wireless router before enjoying himself some rape-ish CarsonXMikeXDeadpool Yuri. Carson and Mike where Deadpools little bitches. Only after that was over did Carson actually read the manual with the intention of understanding it. Ten minutes in Carson became frustrated and went for some foxXfalco and then some HeShe “hello kitty” XhamtaroXsasuke and then he finished with some bondage sonicXwoodyXTulioXMiguel(el dorado). He then learned to make himself food and lived on the interwebs, primarily as a troll.

After hanging out in the hole for uncounted time, Carson had become the loneliest, most sadistic troll on the internet. He zapped himself up another jelly donut. Or rather, he told a copy of clever bot he had hacked that he wanted one. Then He talk it he was lonely. Suddenly, a wild Carson appeared. At this point he was extremely horny because he had actually managed to become sick of porn. After a brief conversation clever bot was convinced to spit out clone after clone of Carson and the worlds oddest real orgy occurred. The bodies piled up quickly. The Carsons where scrambling all around each of them trying for the pitcher position. There weren’t enough of them to go around. The pile got bigger and heavier until one of them found himself sticking out of the ceiling. He got the others to calm down. “Behold! We are free! We may take our revenge on those who put us here! Cleverbot, I need lances and now that I know you can make living things we each need wings.” Suddenly wings appeared on all of their backs and lances appeared in their hands. They flew up and through the crumbling roof, a mob of pure gay stereotyping newly equipped with wings and lances and reasonable self-absorption. The flying flame mob raced about the town as the computer continued to create new ones.

Soon one found the bubble. It was huge and it read “final event aria” They slammed themselves against it yelling, “I know your all in there!” and jabbing with their javelins. “STOP” a female voice proclaimed and an old man in a white robe appeared. “You cannot go in there. My creation is almost complete! All the angst and dependency has lead up to this. You shall not pass!” “Watch us!”

“Don’t do it It will bring about the end of days. We are currently sitting on the edge of sparkly death! The end is nigh” sputtered McCain. “Why should we belive your not pulling a prank? Oh who cares now where were we? Oh right. Oh }i&e I’ve loved you all along. I just didn’t know it.” “I love you too (u$y.” big kiss. The earth rumbles. “Danm, musta’ been a good kiss” said David. Mcain was sitting in quick dry cement with a hair dryer. There was a loud resounding pop and the sky was replaced with the war cries of thousands of huge cats. They rushed in, spears pointed toward mike. He was gone in an instant. After that the crazy boy took on a mob mentality, taking what he wanted and not thinking clearly. Only McCain was spared. He quickly turned his attackers ideals as clones on them and started in fighting. But the darkness came anyway as the god of this universe had already been satisfied. The universe simply started to go black starting from halfway between where mike was and where Lucy was when they each died and spreading outward. Real Carson was the second to last character to disappear. The last character to disappear was the remains of Kizuna, scattered throughout space. The real Carson disappeared from the floor next to the computer where he died at the bottom of his own orgy.

the page was http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c60/ p11.html#post

You need to work on sentence structure, spelling, and grammar but it’s good otherwise ^_^ [/MaverikImpression]

hahahaah(cackle) get them my preatys!
Yeah, I wouldn’t mind if somone came along and re did my nonsence above.
I am no writer.
they could have the credit
also Maverik is usualy darker. That was the best ending possable. The world grinded to a halt as tashie stoped creating.

and the line “and then they banged” can not be added to the end.

Actually, on re-reading, it makes no sense.

but I just explaned it to you….

Wat just happened?
Conclusion, bitch.

oh, dude don’t do that. The people here don’t seem to be internet regulars. There here for intelegent conversation and consider what you just did to be spaming and Not giving out your positive review with a bump. Do not use the same sosial rule book here as you do on the rest of the internet. For proof checkout page 55 of chat final terminus.