Bittersweet Candy Bowl

RLY
I know this
Because I just smacked my elbow into the metal frame of my doubledecker bed. With my entire overweightness behind the blow. And gravity- I lost my footing on the ladder. Right at the correct point to…
DISABLE MY BLOODY RIGHT ARM
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I’m typing with my left nao. Due to mild OCD I must keep doing caps lock every sentence.

Ouch… Sounds like it hurt so much it’s not funny. Maybe you broke your humerus?

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*Snicker*

WHAT?! I’m allowed to be childish every now and then >_>

As a formerly-licensed medical quasi-professional, I’m inclined to agree.

FUUUUUUUU-

EPIC LULZ no not really
i give up on the caps seariously oops spelling
i can sorta bend my index and middle finger, but rest of hand is unresponsive, forearm requires assistance to move. definetely recovering quick, so its probably not permanent, but damn that was awesum

Type with your chin. I’ll do it too so it won’t be weird.

It’s true, that acupuncture crap actually works, in dogs, cats, an horses anyways. I HAVE WORKED WITH DOCTORS WHO DO THIS

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trans. okay am trying
peep that. i have index and middle fully functional nao i can ddo anythin
Including get my punctuation into order! Like THIS. Ha ha ha! The Grammar Nazi returns!

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See Calvin? I am a man of my word.

I wish I knew what your word was…

Ah. I see what you did there. clever.

cxhin nothing, he nose is wherter it’s at.

I was typing the exact same thing that I typed below it. Translated! BAMF!

Try the nose. It’s usually more accurate, plus, you can see what you’re doing. ^_^

Wait, sorry. I just deciphered Maverik’s post, and realised he said the exact same thing.

Though I said it better. Haha. ^_^

hj gf fsdewroiufcacb, Did that with my tongue! My mouth tastes funny now though…

In all my classes that take place in a lecture hall…. I always bump my funny bone, leaving me unable to take notes for at least a few minutes.

So that’s why your humour is sore! XD

ZING!

Pronkat scooooores!

Oh pr0nk4t, you so crazy

Ole, ole, ole ola! Ole! Ola!

Pronkat, you’re one of my favorite people in these forums.

Cheers. Did you get the email by the way?

My favorite pressure point is the one right on top of the bicep. And the one on the muscle line of the bicep. Two different pressure points, believe it or not. No no no, my favorite is the solar plexus. No. Damn. I don’t know which one is my favorite. There are so many to choose from…

ok

my friend hits me in the pressure point erebus mentioned the one in the bicep and then i dead leg him

Which is another pressure point! Wohoo!

Beware my Touch of Death. I poke you in the chest five times and you die 50-60 years later in a nursing home.

The Five Point Exploding Heart Technique. I’ve seen it in 3 animes and Kill Bill. It must be real…

Knee someone at the hip and they are down.

Nope, my brother did that and I still stood… in great pain.

I wonder where that pressure point on your neck is?

Depends on the person. Sometimes you just can’t find ‘em if they are fat.

Sometimes I use a belly poke.
I’m surprised at how many people flinch upon impact.

Ugh, I hate that! You mean poke both sides at the same time right?

I call that “jumper cables”
And I love doing that to my sister.

Ugh!

I’ll assume you’ve been the victim a few times.
But if there is anything I hate, it’s needles and more over, acupuncture.

I’ve never had any.

Best pressure point ever is the groin. KNEE+GROIN+RAGE-FUELED STRENGTH=DIE
Seriously, I hear a good nutsack can be fatal. XD

Holy mother of God, Crystal D:

Crystal, not to be precticed with members of the tribe ok?

Anyhow, my Bo Sabhum showed me that the centre point between the ribcage and the stomach which is really hollow and perfect for causing damage if someone is attacking you.

I’ve heard about that.
If you’re really strong, you and force your hand through there.

Yeah one of my trainers kicked the bag I was holding and I elbowed myself there. Boy did it hurt!