Bittersweet Candy Bowl

(Sits down on a chair, wearing the skin of Satan as a coat as Hinata from Naruto and Orihime from Bleach cuddle against my feet) I’m sorry, did my perfection give your brain an orgasm?

no you pulled the pin of a youmakeabsolutlynosense Grenade,

they make the heads of surrounding people explode.

Is there a difference?

(Flies off to destroy Uranus)

King made sense to me.

Also, there is enough Amaya to go around.
All you two loverboys have to do is
1 find a printer
2 print an image out
3 each of you enjoy YOUR individual Amaya
4 eventually the attraction to this fictional character will pitter out and your sweet beautiful Amaya will leave you forever and you will be holding the piece of paper and the fake vagina that was her earthly shell.
5 you will now have to choose between your new thirst for a real girl and dealing with people.
don’t get a paper cut.

thanks but i think i’ll stick with the nsfw thread

where the hell is wrong with this forum ?

its like… the forum works…
but the people are broken !
how do you fix that ? is there like a… tech support number i can call or something ?

oh,and in answer to your quastion:
kill yourself.

,,, if it makes you feel better,your not as bad a “boy who wanted to fuck lucy”.

Why are the people broken?
Is it because we took this seriously?
People have voiced the same opinion as you so that can’t be it.
Did king’s non-sense get to you?
That’s just one guy so no.
Maybe you’re just not used to looking as a functional thread.

I recommend slapping yourself about the head a few times, and if that fails, seeing if you could get someone to beat some sense into you.

But terrible jokes aside (Yes, that was definitely a joke, I’m not Jerk after all.), I would suggest that you take a step back and consider your situation from an objective viewpoint. You will probably realize how silly the whole matter is and move on. I find that it usually helps to put things in perspective like that.

Didn’t ask you peter.
I meant Oddguy.
Also, that whole thing you just said would fall under “we took this seriously?”
When I ask “Why” the answer
“because from some unnamed viewpoint this is ridicules”
isn’t good enough.

Mortals are all broken beings, no amount of good nor bad advice can change that, it is fact, it is nature, it is unaversal law. They must find for themselves how to overcome, or feed, this feeling of theirs. But mortals are simply dirt flesh. Flesh seeks flesh, it is how it has always been. Lungs of full of air and a beating heart is what should be sought by thee.

P.S. Being dramatic is FUN

I’ll call that a legitimate and well put together argument but I was looking for the reason why the people on this specific thread are broken.

I don’t know why you were so egotistical to presume that I was talking to you, Magical box of dirt. I was responding to the original poster.

So you can just shut up and learn to capitalize my name.

@Morlair: Prithee, dost thou by design produce such dramatic verbiage often, or is such an occurrence a thing of rarity?

Oh thats simple their trolling each other in simple ways for the entertainment value without any serious or contraversial arguments springing up

@Peter Verily, such thoughts often reveal themselves to my mind, why it is this way I cannot say, Instead only welcome its verbal embrace

Only thing i can think of…
1) make a fan character and use him to your will…
2) write a story with youself in it.
or
3) go to eharmony XD(I don’t think this will work)

Because I asked and directly after there was an answer so non-specific that I couldn’t even tell if he was telling someone else how to react to infatuation with a fictional character or telling me why people on a thread are retarded.

…I told Taeshi that she should make BCB body pillow covers. But did she listen? Noooooooooooooooooooo…

I wonder why?
(Scalding sarcasm cannot be felt over the internet but don’t fret about that for if it could be felt over the internet you would feel sillier than you currently do.(For reason for sarcasm, observe this thread(for farther explanation, kill yourself and ask god/the gods)))

And I told Taeshi to add fleshlights to the body pillows, so which of us is the real innovator? >8)

You know? It’s not even that i want to fuck her i just really want to know who she is, other than the wordless somebody,

If you ask such a question on these forums, most people will automatically assume that you aim for the… perverted things, so to speak. It is what they do. ^_^

yeh i get that alot from people but i do want them to know that i’m not perverted, heck, if i can survive 17 years without sex i can go alot longer

Ive always been a child in my head, i still play with lego and still have pathetic crushes on girls whether they exist or not

Aww. You will find someone, I am sure of it. ^_^

that’s the thing…..i’m not sure of it

Ha! Magnus after reading through your posts I’ve decided that you are an awesome person. You’ll do just fine methinks

Oh! Here’s an idea! Make a fancharacter/fursona and have him be, like, Amaya’s ideal man or something! THAT WAY IF THEY DATE, IT’LL BE LIKE YOU ARE DATING HER, LOLOLOLOL

I also have a crush on Amaya. EMBRACE IT!

Oh dear lord… If you people make a fanclub/cult based on your mutual sicko crush on a fictional character, I swear, I’ll have some internet raging to do and it won’t be pretty or tolerable.

Hello, Augustus. ^_^

I think Augustus is awesome, okay? It’s not like I’d really do that.

Tee hee. It is just too much fun to mock you for it. ^_^

Still hate Augustus (the character that is)…

Having a crush on a fictional characternnNever chang BCB

Having a crush on a fictional character\n\nNever chang BCB

just write a damn fan story where amaya falls in love with you or some s**t, it seems to work

I have a crush on Daisy so do what I do masturbate furiously then cry yourself to sleep.

^ Perfect.

You could get to know her all you want.
Taishie hasn’t given her many lines.
I recommend creating a file with links to every page that uses her.
You will then know everything about her.
Even if she was a main character and there was a lot out there on her once you search up and memorize every piece of Cannon material and every fanfic you will now know everything about an IDEA.

Putting pussy on a pedestal.

Hehehehehehehehe

Ahhhhhhhhh. This thread is silly.

i don’t know…i like kaxbe’s idea of starting a cult

40 year old virgin~

I smell a circle jerk coming up

ahuh? congratz

I think if you plan on having this be you choise and your trully done with the real world a cult would be the way to go.
You could all support eachother and be mutes who work at theaters.
You could also all get plastic surgury so that every one of you looks like amaya and none of you would pass judgment because you all did it.
And the orgys would be fantastic.
but first let me ask you a question.
Really? 54 times? Your exagurating right?
Nothing from any of them?

Maybe your standards are too high.

I take exception to that comment, Brock

lolwut?

Was 54 an exaguration.

not really