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What should i do if i have a crush on amaya?
Comment ID #118010
Comment ID #118015
Magnus, you need to go see “the 40 year old virgin” stat.
Comment ID #118027
Yes i was rejected 54 fucking times,
@jerk rape what exactly?
Comment ID #118035
I don’t know. Cats that look like Amaya, I guess. :|
Comment ID #118046
yehno!
And i coul;dnt find this “the 40 year old virgin” thing could someone link it
Comment ID #118048
FAIL!
Comment ID #118050
you alrite wolf?^
Comment ID #118052
It is a film, Magnus. Although I would not really advise you to see it - from what I have heard, it is just a silly film about silly things. ^_^
Comment ID #118054
So wait, does that mean ben stillers in it?
Comment ID #118055
Wolf’s most valuable contribution is his percyphobia in the RC.
Comment ID #118063
k
Comment ID #118378
You will just have to wait until the BSCB store starts selling characture body pillow.
Comment ID #118391
AMAYA IS MINE MAGNUS! BACK OFF!! >![]()
Comment ID #118400
We have already affirmed that Amaya is mine >: ( [/fanboyism]
Comment ID #118404
i’ll take you on. three way fight to the death for amaya. come on!
Comment ID #118411
Or just print out three Amayas
Comment ID #118412
Bring it, hardman >: )
Comment ID #118414
*reloads* let’s do this
Comment ID #118418
*pulls out balisong*
*ties bandana around head*
Comment ID #118425
*rips shirt off and pulls out a second gun*
Comment ID #118450
The typical scene now would be that Amaya would run in front of your bullets and curse you with her dying breath d:
Comment ID #118451
my bullets? you mean yours.
Comment ID #118459
I am using a balisong aka Spy Knife.

Comment ID #118477
Have you tried pushing her down the stairs?
Comment ID #118481
Ohhhhh
A butterfly knife.
Comment ID #118489
That is really not a possibility, is it, Gabriel? ^_^
Comment ID #118496
Pushing her down the stairs is always an option.
Comment ID #118498
well i suppose thats how some people display thier affection, violenlty
Comment ID #118499
But if he could push Amaya down the stairs, he could have had the possibility (the very slight one, possibly) to date her. He cannot do either, since she is a fictional character. ^_^
Comment ID #118501
The Amaya is a lie.
Comment ID #118503
Do we really need another portal reference? Really?
Comment ID #118505
Yes
Comment ID #118507
…
Comment ID #118514
asked and answered.
Comment ID #118518
Can someone tell me how this thread remains alive?
Comment ID #118520
Well some questions don’t have to have answers.
Comment ID #118522
It’s because someone didn’t push it down the stairs yet.
Comment ID #118532
All this makes me feel more than a bit worried for Sabrina, Gabriel. ^_^
Comment ID #118538
Pushing someone down the stairs is a euphemism for sex.
Comment ID #118545
I thought thats what that was, but I wasn’t sure…
Comment ID #118552
Oh? These newfangled terms sure have some violent connotations. ^_^
Comment ID #118556
Nah, I was feeding misinformation.
Comment ID #118561
.What isn’t a euphemism for sex?
I shook her hand.
I buttered my biscuit.
We danced all night.
Comment ID #118562
You should not do that. It will just get hungry again. ^_^
Comment ID #118567
O.o Hungry for what??
Comment ID #118572
Well, it is like with elephants in zoos. If you feed misinformation, it will go after you for more. ^_^
Comment ID #118581
Oh, oh jeeez… I misread your comment. When you said It, I read I.
hence the O.o face.
Comment ID #118586
Oh, no. Far be that from me. ^_^
Comment ID #118597
Yeah again, hence the O.o face.
Head back to the forum index.
Comment ID #118005
not really is on of those phrases that fall into the catagory of qualifyer.
Yes or no please.
Were you rejected 54 times.
Magical box of dirt November 3, 2010, 10:46 PM EST.