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Comment ID #118005

not really is on of those phrases that fall into the catagory of qualifyer.
Yes or no please.
Were you rejected 54 times.

Magical box of dirt November 3, 2010, 10:46 PM EST.

Comment ID #118010

Perhaps it’s time to make a crucial life choice: rape or real doll.

Jerk November 3, 2010, 10:48 PM EST.

Comment ID #118015

Magnus, you need to go see “the 40 year old virgin” stat.

Purin November 3, 2010, 10:50 PM EST.

Comment ID #118027

Yes i was rejected 54 fucking times,
@jerk rape what exactly?

Magnus Darkly November 3, 2010, 10:58 PM EST.

Comment ID #118035

I don’t know. Cats that look like Amaya, I guess. :|

Jerk November 3, 2010, 11:02 PM EST.

Comment ID #118046

yehno!

And i coul;dnt find this “the 40 year old virgin” thing could someone link it

Magnus Darkly November 3, 2010, 11:07 PM EST.

Comment ID #118048

FAIL!

Wolf November 3, 2010, 11:08 PM EST.

Comment ID #118050

you alrite wolf?^

Magnus Darkly November 3, 2010, 11:09 PM EST.

Comment ID #118052

It is a film, Magnus. Although I would not really advise you to see it - from what I have heard, it is just a silly film about silly things. ^_^

ILB November 3, 2010, 11:10 PM EST.

Comment ID #118054

So wait, does that mean ben stillers in it?

Magnus Darkly November 3, 2010, 11:11 PM EST.

Comment ID #118055

Wolf’s most valuable contribution is his percyphobia in the RC.

Jerk November 3, 2010, 11:11 PM EST.

Comment ID #118063

k

Magnus Darkly November 3, 2010, 11:16 PM EST.

Comment ID #118378

You will just have to wait until the BSCB store starts selling characture body pillow.

JHawkNH November 4, 2010, 3:14 PM EST.

Comment ID #118391

AMAYA IS MINE MAGNUS! BACK OFF!! >:(

Draixen November 4, 2010, 4:43 PM EST.

Comment ID #118400

We have already affirmed that Amaya is mine >: ( [/fanboyism]

sammy November 4, 2010, 5:20 PM EST.

Comment ID #118404

i’ll take you on. three way fight to the death for amaya. come on!

Draixen November 4, 2010, 5:24 PM EST.

Comment ID #118411

Or just print out three Amayas

Magical box of dirt November 4, 2010, 5:29 PM EST.

Comment ID #118412

Bring it, hardman >: )

sammy November 4, 2010, 5:29 PM EST.

Comment ID #118414

*reloads* let’s do this

Draixen November 4, 2010, 5:30 PM EST.

Comment ID #118418

*pulls out balisong*
*ties bandana around head*

sammy November 4, 2010, 5:34 PM EST.

Comment ID #118425

*rips shirt off and pulls out a second gun*

Draixen November 4, 2010, 5:44 PM EST.

Comment ID #118450

The typical scene now would be that Amaya would run in front of your bullets and curse you with her dying breath d:

sammy November 4, 2010, 6:20 PM EST.

Comment ID #118451

my bullets? you mean yours.

Draixen November 4, 2010, 6:26 PM EST.

Comment ID #118459

I am using a balisong aka Spy Knife.

Posted image

sammy November 4, 2010, 6:45 PM EST.

Comment ID #118477

Have you tried pushing her down the stairs?

Gabriel Kaxbe November 4, 2010, 7:31 PM EST.

Comment ID #118481

Ohhhhh

A butterfly knife.

Jerk November 4, 2010, 7:38 PM EST.

Comment ID #118489

That is really not a possibility, is it, Gabriel? ^_^

ILB November 4, 2010, 7:42 PM EST.

Comment ID #118496

Pushing her down the stairs is always an option.

Gabriel Kaxbe November 4, 2010, 7:45 PM EST.

Comment ID #118498

well i suppose thats how some people display thier affection, violenlty

Magnus Darkly November 4, 2010, 7:46 PM EST.

Comment ID #118499

But if he could push Amaya down the stairs, he could have had the possibility (the very slight one, possibly) to date her. He cannot do either, since she is a fictional character. ^_^

ILB November 4, 2010, 7:47 PM EST.

Comment ID #118501

The Amaya is a lie.

Zoe Stellan November 4, 2010, 7:47 PM EST.

Comment ID #118503

Do we really need another portal reference? Really?

HB November 4, 2010, 7:49 PM EST.

Comment ID #118505

Yes

Magical box of dirt November 4, 2010, 7:52 PM EST.

Comment ID #118507

HB November 4, 2010, 7:54 PM EST.

Comment ID #118514

asked and answered.

Magical box of dirt November 4, 2010, 8:03 PM EST.

Comment ID #118518

Can someone tell me how this thread remains alive?

(nameless) November 4, 2010, 8:06 PM EST.

Comment ID #118520

Well some questions don’t have to have answers.

HB November 4, 2010, 8:06 PM EST.

Comment ID #118522

It’s because someone didn’t push it down the stairs yet.

Gabriel Kaxbe November 4, 2010, 8:07 PM EST.

Comment ID #118532

All this makes me feel more than a bit worried for Sabrina, Gabriel. ^_^

ILB November 4, 2010, 8:12 PM EST.

Comment ID #118538

Pushing someone down the stairs is a euphemism for sex.

Gabriel Kaxbe November 4, 2010, 8:15 PM EST.

Comment ID #118545

I thought thats what that was, but I wasn’t sure…

HB November 4, 2010, 8:18 PM EST.

Comment ID #118552

Oh? These newfangled terms sure have some violent connotations. ^_^

ILB November 4, 2010, 8:20 PM EST.

Comment ID #118556

Nah, I was feeding misinformation.

Gabriel Kaxbe November 4, 2010, 8:22 PM EST.

Comment ID #118561

.What isn’t a euphemism for sex?
I shook her hand.
I buttered my biscuit.
We danced all night.

Magical box of dirt November 4, 2010, 8:24 PM EST.

Comment ID #118562

You should not do that. It will just get hungry again. ^_^

ILB November 4, 2010, 8:25 PM EST.

Comment ID #118567

O.o Hungry for what??

HB November 4, 2010, 8:26 PM EST.

Comment ID #118572

Well, it is like with elephants in zoos. If you feed misinformation, it will go after you for more. ^_^

ILB November 4, 2010, 8:28 PM EST.

Comment ID #118581

Oh, oh jeeez… I misread your comment. When you said It, I read I.

hence the O.o face.

HB November 4, 2010, 8:30 PM EST.

Comment ID #118586

Oh, no. Far be that from me. ^_^

ILB November 4, 2010, 8:31 PM EST.

Comment ID #118597

Yeah again, hence the O.o face.

HB November 4, 2010, 8:36 PM EST.

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