Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Suppose you won a sweepstakes from pepsi or something where you got a 60 second commercial during the superbowl to say whatever you wanted, and an unlimited production budget to do it with. What would you do with those 60 seconds?

Me, I would have it play 45 seconds of hot models posing, and then the last fifteen would have blank lettering saying “I know you were watching this . You owe me a bj after this >:C”.

Actually that’s terrible, and it would probably be highly situational, but what do you guys think?

I’d go with a faked emergency broadcast, fire demons from hell invading the planet, spawning in the Antarctic.

I would play Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy”, and spoof the music video with a few of my friends. ^_^

Hello Ladies. Look at your man now back to me now back to your man now back to me.
Sadly he isn’t me but if he stopped using lady scented body wash and switched to old spice he could smell like he is me. Look down now back up where are you, you’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand back at me, I have it, its a calm with two tickets to that thing you love look again the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man uses old spice body wash, I’m on a horse.

This:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Amazing+Horse/

60 seconds of a live stunt in which Michael Bay is strapped to a perfect full sized replica of Optimus Prime from the original 80’s cartoon that then proceeds to blow up, killing him in the most spectacular explosion that his career has ever produced.

The remains of the Optimus Prime then land on M. Night Shiamalon who is standing in the middle of a field that resembles the one from “The Village” looking confused as to how he got there. Then proceeding to look very dead.

And that guy from Robot Chicken will poke his head on screen and go “What a tweest!”

All right, Gabriel. Where on Earth did you and Johnny get that one from? I assumed that he improvised, more or less, but since you said exactly the same (except that he talked more about his own smell) I cannot possibly think that. ^_^

@ILB:
It is an Old spice commercial…

Ah. Obviously. ^_^

@Gabriel That gives me a horrible idea. BroCain + Old Spice commercial + parody. I give permission for you all to brick me, as I deserve it for having that thought.

I’d sell my time to some random network. If I didn’t sell it, I’d probably do an Adult Swim type bump. About what, I don’t have a clue.

@ILB
It’s not just “An old spice commercial”. It’s THE Old Spice commercial. Possibly the most well made commercial ever created. It’s a little tired after everyone makes you watch it 50 million times, but give it a look. It’s incredibly well done!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZOm2YhOI4c

Oh, okay. I will when the noise in this room here is on a bearable level. ^_^