Bittersweet Candy Bowl

And by cry, I mean cry from fear, not from being touched.
CRACKPAIRINGS AHOY~



“Why can’t you love me?”
“I love Lucy.”
“I know Carter. I know. I don’t care how long it takes, though- I’ll spend every waking moment of my life learning how to make you happy.”
His distant gaze never met her watery eyes. She knew in her heart that his mind was filled with thought of Lucy, and that she would never truly be with him. But she wouldn’t let go.
“Lucy.”

Just in case you aren’t wincing yet.

“Daisuke!”

These aren’t making me cry.

Sir, this is the internet.
Right now there is somone somewhere masterbationg to one of these photos

Sadly… Dirt is likely to be right.

Sadly, most of the retardid things that come out of my mouth are.

Yep.

1st: Awwww! How sweet.

2nd: HOT.

3rd:….That’s not really a crack pairing if you ask me.

And there is out spoken candidate #1.
That means that at least two others will have been by before you read this.
A fan will whip out their genitalia and get to work eventually.

Well, the first two are crack pairings, and arguably the third is as well. ^_^

But if you want to make people cry, try… Michael and Katie, perhaps? Or Zacharias and Chirpy, or Error and Alejandro.

I need to find something else to do, stat. ^_^

Roger x Alejandro

And Stacy x Amaya is fuckin’ hot, bro.

StacyxAmaya was meant to be. Come on, Amaya would totally buy into that.

Amaya is a mute not a lesbian.

She’s a lesbiute or a mubian. One of the two.

She’s bi, and totally fancies Sue.

Sandy is crying in that first pic.

That is because Carter totally broke her.

THREAD NEEDS LESS PAIRING AND MOAR CRACK.


“Dick.”
“Loser”
“Jerk.”
“Fruitcake.”
The Larkens were oblivious as Sue watched eagerly through the window.

geting slightly hotter.
just slightly.

I want more Gender Bending.

Female Larken would be bisexual.

She’d be closer to a self-insert of me than the real Larken.

Larkenx4? ^_^

I should draw Fem!Lark telling Mike “I’m on your team”



“We’ll run away. Forget the world, forget our past. Cat, dog, Paulo, Paula, it doesn’t matter. I…”
“I love you too David.”

YOU SHOULD BE VERY AFRAID NOW. Crying yet?

Not yet.

Where’s my Roger x Alejandro?

Also, when are you gonna Candybooru this shit?

Listen, if you set up a program that randomly outputted the names of bcb characters or bcb fan characters a random number of times a grouping would never appear that would make us cry. If you do the art right, you could get people aroused but you’re trying to burn a flame with another flame here.

HOT. Do freakin want! That is…that is.. blargha blargha blarg! PaulaxDavid is awesome!

^^^^^^^I think my case is proven.

molly X abby
go for it.
It’s the closest you’ll get but here,
insest is winsest.

“I wish Lucy would let me take you everywhere. You’re my good luck charm!”
“Hee~ Then here’s a kiss for good luck! Think about me while you play!”
“Aww, how am I supposed to score when all I can think about is you?”
“Heehee! You’ll have to manage!”
He couldn’t help but drop the ball.


ALSOOO, RogerxAlejandro will happen when I know who Roger is.
And Candybooru will be ready when the art is cadybooru-worthy.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! NEW OTP

btw that’s mollyxalejandro

I have to admit that is an amazing job of making paulo look girly.

I love your stuff man.

was the fem paulo x fem david?

Yes. Paulo is very manly. It was difficult.

Also, Paula x fem!David coming right up

yeah i would imagine XD

why has no one thought of… The Turtle

MollyxAlejandro actually made me giggle.

“Luke~ Luke~ Luke~”

Lol

Crying? I don’t cry. I get aroused. (I take a box of tissues and walks into the bathroom, whistling)

I make myself sick.

*Snrrrk* XD

Where’s my pauloxyashy

HOT DAMN HOW I LOVE ME SOME GENDER BENDER SHIT.

I need femAugustusxIdontgiveashit in your style now plez.

Where’s my SueXLucyXSandyXDavidXKizunaXYashyXChirpyXMichaelXP auloXDaisyXLarkenXLiamXMcCainXAbbeyXMaleSue?

Why is there a larken orgy and still no paulo orgy

How about a “all main characters in BCB” orgy?
Or better yet: “All female characters in BCB orgy”?

Ooh. I like the female orgy. Make it happen.

This is fun. Anyone else having fun? I’m having fun.