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Crackpairings that will make you cry
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“Daisuke!”
Comment ID #118228
These aren’t making me cry.
Comment ID #118229
Sir, this is the internet.
Right now there is somone somewhere masterbationg to one of these photos
Comment ID #118230
Sadly… Dirt is likely to be right.
Comment ID #118231
Sadly, most of the retardid things that come out of my mouth are.
Comment ID #118232
Yep.
Comment ID #118247
1st: Awwww! How sweet.
2nd: HOT.
3rd:….That’s not really a crack pairing if you ask me.
Comment ID #118272
And there is out spoken candidate #1.
That means that at least two others will have been by before you read this.
A fan will whip out their genitalia and get to work eventually.
Comment ID #118336
Well, the first two are crack pairings, and arguably the third is as well. ^_^
But if you want to make people cry, try… Michael and Katie, perhaps? Or Zacharias and Chirpy, or Error and Alejandro.
I need to find something else to do, stat. ^_^
Comment ID #118358
Roger x Alejandro
And Stacy x Amaya is fuckin’ hot, bro.
Comment ID #118460
StacyxAmaya was meant to be. Come on, Amaya would totally buy into that.
Comment ID #118463
Amaya is a mute not a lesbian.
Comment ID #118469
She’s a lesbiute or a mubian. One of the two.
Comment ID #118471
She’s bi, and totally fancies Sue.
Comment ID #118474
Sandy is crying in that first pic.
That is because Carter totally broke her.
Comment ID #118872
THREAD NEEDS LESS PAIRING AND MOAR CRACK.

“Dick.”
“Loser”
“Jerk.”
“Fruitcake.”
The Larkens were oblivious as Sue watched eagerly through the window.
Comment ID #118875
geting slightly hotter.
just slightly.
Comment ID #118876
I want more Gender Bending.
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Female Larken would be bisexual.
She’d be closer to a self-insert of me than the real Larken.
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Larkenx4? ^_^
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I should draw Fem!Lark telling Mike “I’m on your team”

“We’ll run away. Forget the world, forget our past. Cat, dog, Paulo, Paula, it doesn’t matter. I…”
“I love you too David.”
YOU SHOULD BE VERY AFRAID NOW. Crying yet?
Comment ID #118899
Not yet.
Where’s my Roger x Alejandro?
Also, when are you gonna Candybooru this shit?
Comment ID #118906
Listen, if you set up a program that randomly outputted the names of bcb characters or bcb fan characters a random number of times a grouping would never appear that would make us cry. If you do the art right, you could get people aroused but you’re trying to burn a flame with another flame here.
Comment ID #118907
HOT. Do freakin want! That is…that is.. blargha blargha blarg! PaulaxDavid is awesome!
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^^^^^^^I think my case is proven.
Comment ID #118920
anon where is molly and someone other than abbey\justin
POST IT
also as much as the drawings here are wonderful, vero did the greatest crack pairing thing ever some months ago but it’s too porny to ever be posted publicly ![]()
Comment ID #118922
molly X abby
go for it.
It’s the closest you’ll get but here,
insest is winsest.
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“I wish Lucy would let me take you everywhere. You’re my good luck charm!”
“Hee~ Then here’s a kiss for good luck! Think about me while you play!”
“Aww, how am I supposed to score when all I can think about is you?”
“Heehee! You’ll have to manage!”
He couldn’t help but drop the ball.
ALSOOO, RogerxAlejandro will happen when I know who Roger is.
And Candybooru will be ready when the art is cadybooru-worthy.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! NEW OTP
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btw that’s mollyxalejandro
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I have to admit that is an amazing job of making paulo look girly.
Comment ID #118948
I love your stuff man.
Comment ID #118949
was the fem paulo x fem david?
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Yes. Paulo is very manly. It was difficult.
Also, Paula x fem!David coming right up
Comment ID #118951
yeah i would imagine XD
Comment ID #118953
why has no one thought of… The Turtle
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MollyxAlejandro actually made me giggle.
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“Luke~ Luke~ Luke~”
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Lol
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Crying? I don’t cry. I get aroused. (I take a box of tissues and walks into the bathroom, whistling)
I make myself sick.
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*Snrrrk* XD
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Where’s my pauloxyashy
Comment ID #119049
HOT DAMN HOW I LOVE ME SOME GENDER BENDER SHIT.
I need femAugustusxIdontgiveashit in your style now plez.
Comment ID #119060
Where’s my SueXLucyXSandyXDavidXKizunaXYashyXChirpyXMichaelXP auloXDaisyXLarkenXLiamXMcCainXAbbeyXMaleSue?
Comment ID #119068
Why is there a larken orgy and still no paulo orgy
Comment ID #119113
How about a “all main characters in BCB” orgy?
Or better yet: “All female characters in BCB orgy”?
Comment ID #119118
Ooh. I like the female orgy. Make it happen.
This is fun. Anyone else having fun? I’m having fun.
Head back to the forum index.
Comment ID #118223
And by cry, I mean cry from fear, not from being touched.

CRACKPAIRINGS AHOY~
“Why can’t you love me?”
“I love Lucy.”
“I know Carter. I know. I don’t care how long it takes, though- I’ll spend every waking moment of my life learning how to make you happy.”
His distant gaze never met her watery eyes. She knew in her heart that his mind was filled with thought of Lucy, and that she would never truly be with him. But she wouldn’t let go.
“Lucy.”
Anonymous November 4, 2010, 2:38 AM EST.