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Comment ID #11980

“Thank you, Roofie Colada!”

BBQ-Flavored Jerk May 1, 2010, 2:31 PM EST.

Comment ID #11981

No! Not to do with roofies! You don’t need that shit in a tribe! >:(

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 2:32 PM EST.

Comment ID #11984

Will there be orgies?

TheRay May 1, 2010, 2:33 PM EST.

Comment ID #11985

No, pot colada is a great party ice-breaker I created in the old days. Combined with scooby snacks, it creates a large euphoria which would last the whole night! I have different recipes depending on the effect desired…

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 2:33 PM EST.

Comment ID #11987

@The Ray

Yes, that’s why we need more chicks.

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 2:34 PM EST.

Comment ID #11988

im not a fan of the fact he used ridiculous amounts of drugs to brainwash people into killing innocent people in an attempt to start a race war named after a beatles song
@pronkat: because SOMEONE has to

whf May 1, 2010, 2:34 PM EST.

Comment ID #11990

Ahhh.

I’m on it!

TheRay May 1, 2010, 2:35 PM EST.

Comment ID #11993

Yes, but it’s not my intention to create a war. I mean the fucker had been in prison before. Who would let some idiot like that join a colony of people full of drugs! And with all those secret agencies, couldn’t they have watched him?

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 2:36 PM EST.

Comment ID #11994

im pretty sure it was in secret/ it was it was the 60s

whf May 1, 2010, 2:38 PM EST.

Comment ID #11995

@The Ray

Groovy, because if what my history teacher says is true, then the Ladies are up to you. He said, wanna get laid, go to Northern Ireland. The Dubliners are mingers.

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 2:38 PM EST.

Comment ID #11997

@whf

Still, with all the crap they gave pacifists like Lennon, they could have caught Manson before owt happened…

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 2:39 PM EST.

Comment ID #11998

@ wthf: Can you imagine if you were? :D
@ pr0nk4t: I’m not a fan of pot, personally.

BBQ-Flavored Jerk May 1, 2010, 2:39 PM EST.

Comment ID #12003

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS

JUST

WHAAAAATTTTTTTT

*seppuku*

Taeshi May 1, 2010, 2:42 PM EST.

Comment ID #12004

Well you don’t have to have owt man. Just have sex with every chick in the room!

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 2:42 PM EST.

Comment ID #12005

@Taeshi: We’re living in the 60’s!!

Sue us.

TheRay May 1, 2010, 2:43 PM EST.

Comment ID #12007

We’ve displeased the comic-giver. :(

BBQ-Flavored Jerk May 1, 2010, 2:43 PM EST.

Comment ID #12010

@Taeshi

Nowt man! We are just congregating a tribe here! :D

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 2:45 PM EST.

Comment ID #12013

This got nearly 70 comments in something like two hours?

It never gets old doesn’t it? ^^u

x_uve May 1, 2010, 2:48 PM EST.

Comment ID #12016

This one’s more of a courtesy to keep me from derailing other threads.

BBQ-Flavored Jerk May 1, 2010, 2:50 PM EST.

Comment ID #12025

Hehe, it certainly is working wonders. ^_^

Well… or “was”, until we lost the author via seppuku for it… Though I suppose she will get better.

x_uve May 1, 2010, 2:53 PM EST.

Comment ID #12028

Yeah wasn’t there a trope for people that can’t die?

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 2:55 PM EST.

Comment ID #12029

Yes. They’re called “anyone I’ve ever felt animosity towards.”

BBQ-Flavored Jerk May 1, 2010, 2:57 PM EST.

Comment ID #12031

Nice!

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 2:58 PM EST.

Comment ID #12061

I felt good saying it.

BBQ-Flavored Jerk May 1, 2010, 3:08 PM EST.

Comment ID #12096

… didn’t we have another thread for this? Did we really need another? Guh, *fixes his Necktie all annoyed like* Uncivilized barbarians the lot of you.

Bribri May 1, 2010, 3:24 PM EST.

Comment ID #12109

Join us man! You can wear all the uptight clothes you like! :D

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 3:29 PM EST.

Comment ID #12113

Bribri’s trying to asphyxiate me to steal my Lucky Dime.

BBQ-Flavored Jerk May 1, 2010, 3:31 PM EST.

Comment ID #12116

Uh you have money! Tie for you to buy the pizza then man! I need grub!

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 3:33 PM EST.

Comment ID #12117

Time

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 3:33 PM EST.

Comment ID #12119

YEAH! I mean really- is this all you can thin- why do I even bother asking

Lisa May 1, 2010, 3:35 PM EST.

Comment ID #12123

Obvious answer is obvious.

Victory is: getting Lisa to post in the Random Endless Sex Jokes Thread.

BBQ-Flavored Jerk May 1, 2010, 3:36 PM EST.

Comment ID #12124

…drats

Lisa May 1, 2010, 3:37 PM EST.

Comment ID #12126

No Lisa I just like to let my other side out via the net. Wanna join? >;D

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 3:37 PM EST.

Comment ID #12128

Hey now, that was uncalled for! That was a joke from a different thread, and-does-not-count.

Besides ‘trying’ is a little out of date, seeing as I have already stolen it.

Bribri May 1, 2010, 3:38 PM EST.

Comment ID #12130

What are you on about mate?

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 3:39 PM EST.

Comment ID #12132

dive into an ocean of purple dog

whf May 1, 2010, 3:40 PM EST.

Comment ID #12134

Yes, Bribri, but I had to bring it back here in its crystalline state so as not to derail another thread.

Also: I hate you. *pout*

BBQ-Flavored Jerk May 1, 2010, 3:41 PM EST.

Comment ID #12136

@whf

The king is a coming
Past the cornflake palace of anguish
To the ocean he’s a coming
Just to cross the unrequited bog.

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 3:42 PM EST.

Comment ID #12138

@BBQ

No pouting in the Tribe man!

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 3:43 PM EST.

Comment ID #12149

Rule #1: In the Tribe, the men are men, the children are men, the women? Also men.

You haven’t even named it yet. We hold this to a vote or what?

BBQ-Flavored Jerk May 1, 2010, 3:51 PM EST.

Comment ID #12153

How about Prawnkat’s Psychedelic Circus of Groove?

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 3:52 PM EST.

Comment ID #12155

I hate myself for this, but I’m actually considering it.

BBQ-Flavored Jerk May 1, 2010, 3:53 PM EST.

Comment ID #12157

Nice! :D

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 3:55 PM EST.

Comment ID #12528

So I don’t derail another thread by going off on a tangent:

@ Prawnkat in “BSCB Porn Porn Porny Porn Thread”
RE: Paulo is now a she.

HAWT.

BBQ-Flavored Jerk May 1, 2010, 10:21 PM EST.

Comment ID #12530

Wait, no. I’m thinking of the “OMG Character Frustration Thread.”

SONUVA BI-

BBQ-Flavored Jerk May 1, 2010, 10:24 PM EST.

Comment ID #12532

ROFL! Yeah, Lisa can draw a hawt female Paulo later, oh wait she already did!

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 10:27 PM EST.

Comment ID #12537

It’s a testament to her artistic ability that I forget whether she or Taeshi drew what.

I don’t think I’m allowed in the porn thread until I learn how to draw cocks and post them on the interwebs. Lucky for you, I don’t have a scanner.

BBQ-Flavored Jerk May 1, 2010, 10:31 PM EST.

Comment ID #12539

I guess you are exempt then…

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 10:33 PM EST.

Comment ID #12541

God if it were that easy for me t get off Irish class…

Pronkat May 1, 2010, 10:34 PM EST.

Comment ID #12554

Good Night Everybody!

Somehow this strikes me as related to the topic.

Bribri May 1, 2010, 10:53 PM EST.

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