Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Any moments of pure anger you would enjoy sharing with us?

Stubbed your toe and got pissed off?
Attacked a waiter because he was a snobby asshole?

You can say just about anything here, the gloves are off!

GOD CHEW WITH YOUR BLOODY MOUTH CLOSED I’M LOSING MY APPETITE CLOSE IT OR LOSE IT I’VE BEEN TELLING YOU EVERY THREE CHEWS FOR THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES AAA
You get the picture.

On my first night that I spent in a college dorm, someone smeared human feces along the walls.

Seriously.

._.

You know what’s to be awakened with a gas horn to the ear?

And you just can’t curse a single word because it was your father who did it?

My mate pissed in my shoes and then tried to sleep in my bed.

I swear, being tired at 12 can SUCK!

My girlfriend knocked a glass of water over my phone and we shouted a bit and then we had hot makeup sex.
Not.
[O LOL, I did offer.]

Angry sex is the best sex.

Or so I’ve been told. ¬_¬

That’s another thing, my ex-friend had sex with my ex-girlfriend…

In my house.

One does not have hot make up sex over a phone.

Possibly mutual masturbation, but never sex.

I have this tendency of always trying for chicks who end up having boyfriends or are not interested in playing on this side of the river, if you know what I mean.

It really, really sucks.

yesterday, well actually today, i was at 1 am, modeling a piece in 3D for a autocad drawing class, it wasn’t all hard, but from time to time I needed to stop to see how am i going to continue, i was almost to complete it, i just used the rule to check the size and see if it ok, it was, but i clicked somewhere in the screen and it appears “autodesk found an error and needs to close” i was like “you moTHER F…!! it was 2:30 am, and i have to start it over, because i didn’t save it.
get to sleep at 3:30 AM, and wake up at 7:30am because in this room it has a wall is most like a big mirror, facing to the sun. so i can’t get back to sleep “grhaaaa! murpy’s law!”.

OFFER ANGRY SEX AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY. Man, I should write books or something.
@ jeff
That’s why it’s good to be bi.

once i had a relationship with mi best friend, but some day she liked another guy on her school, i was like “fine if you love him go with him”, so we broke, they get to be a couple, and 2 weeks later they broke, she came to me saying “pleeease, another oportunity, i will never, ever look at other person… etc etc” so i was like no, but she still and still till i was like “ok a second chance, everyone deserve a second chance”…
a month later, SHE TELL ME THE EXCACT SAME THING , “i think im in love with another guy”, surprise surprise!, it was the exact same guy of the first time, a bisexual dude wich acts like a faggot (no literally he acts like one), we broke for second time, they became a couple… for a week
she came to me (yet again) and told me the exact same thing ” i will never, ever look at other person… etc etc”, and i was like NO!
somehow she, the drama queen (like seriously she is all drama, and wrost when she has her period) put that scenario, and manage to be the victim whit things like “but you never stopped me!”
i was like “goddammit!no i said NO can’t you understad what you done to me, you just used me”
and she still acting like the victim.

@elosogamer

Sounds like a shitty friend to me mate.

@Jeff in Aus

I know what you mean about the chicks man. It sucks!

It’s not that they think you’re a superhero. It’s that they think you’re less than human for working in the service industry.

On an awesome note, you and my brother and my best friend have all had the same job.

I like Meatball Marinada Day…

My dog just threw up a condom.

I found my brother has loads left in the caravan in our back garden..

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When drunk people throw up on your camping gear.

Yeah.

God damnit.

When drunk people nearly stab your balls.

When drunk people successfully stab your balls.

Ouch! Did that happen to you?

Oh no. Oh God no. But that’s how Lance Armstrong really lost it. He was camping at Crawford Ranch when it happened oh GOD IT’S A POLITICAL JOKE RUN

Argentine here. We eat politics for breakfast mate. Though I haven’t much notion of American ones…

Lance Armstrong is from Texas. Crawford Ranch is in Texas, and is also the home of one George W. Bush.

Ah, so he is lying about all he says then too?

I’m derailing this thread too. Oh God I have a problem. No, wait, I can use this as my FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

Hooray loophole!

(Nope. He lost his testicle while wrestling George by the campfire for the last smore.)

Heh

Well here’s one thing that used to get under my skin a ton. Doesn’t really bother me now thank god… but it really annoyed me back in the day, particularly when I met someone who was actually serious.

People who believe Eastern medieval weapons, particularly Katanas, are in every way superior, and better then Western weaponry.

This is of course complete bull. Katanas were -not- these mystical unstoppable things. The only reason they had so many legends around them is due to the fact Japan had next to NO Iron, so having a sword at all was an amazing feat. That whole ‘folding the blade’ thing had nothing to do with making a superior weapon…. they -had- to do that because their ore sucked so much it was the only way to get the proper materials from it.

This is not to say Katanas were BAD. They’re a decent light bladed weapon, and good at their intended purpose. Best used on unarmored targets… and it’s open for debate as to where they stand next to other weapons of that type. But…. yeah… the idea they’re miles ahead? That they have -any- chance of cutting through steel? Or against an armored target? Yeah… not so much….

misty is so retarded and hot
BECAUSE POKEMON SUCK AS MUCH AS HOW MUCH THE WIIMOTE HAS BEEN IN-BEETWEEN MY ASSES!

wait what
why cant i cant quote irc text on this board
see now it looks like i typed that

i guess this is my fuuuu moment ha-ha huh guys

Two weeks ago my Honors College adviser sent me an e-mail telling me that I was not signed up for my Honor’s project, so I cannot graduate next week. I have to wait until the first Summer semester. She had only tried to contact me once earlier this semester, but she sent it to the wrong e-mail, and then NEVER TRIED TO CONTACT ME AGAIN. Not her, not the Honors College, not the Registrar. My project’s already done, but I don’t get to graduate for another few weeks.

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I tried my best to serve a certain customer, because she’s known for her nagging towards the waiters/waitresses, I fixed everything bad she said about me (even looking fat, I got skinnier lol) and then she said “you know, you are the worst waiter I know” I asked her why “because…because you just are”


then I quit the job

My bandwith is the worst!!

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I hate my ISP

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Relationship turns into a long distance relationship, and the girl in question treats the four years before like nothing and breaks up, with haste…

I hate her. :< But I hope Mike doesn’t go threw the same thing, they NEVER WORK.

Indeed!

My favorite ballpoint pen broke while I was studying. Keep in mind that this is the same pen that I use for random sketch sessions.

Oh, I hate when it happens…

Mine don’t break, I fucking lose them. Ugh, just bought a stainless steel one now, So I’ll give a shit.

When I wake up to find that there is no juice in the fridge.
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
It’s idiotic, but it pisses me off so very, very much, and warm juice is just, blarg.

I usually just Ice water if there isn’t anything else.


Oh, here’s a FFFFFFUUUUUUUU moment that noone else will understand. When I go on a trip somewhere and they don’t have sweet tea. AAAUUUGHGHGHGHGH. How come only the southern US appreciates how awesome sweet tea is?

When I take a shower only to discover that all the towels are wet due to the fact my brother’s girlfriend has been staying at our house for the past week.

EVERY TOWEL? REALLY? REALLY?

At least she brings her own shampoo and conditioner… but still. It’s just not right.

…?
That’s rude of her.

….how does someone need more than one towel…..unless they’re small?

Girls always put one on their head too.

When you plan on getting wasted at a family’s back yard party, but cant go becase you got a 6 inch long gash on your arm from a broken wind sheild from a car you had to move, and now your at the hospital getting needle’s stabed into you and internal stiches and then paying a 500 doller hospital bill becase you ant got no health insrance……………. Mother F@#ker!!!! God damn mother F@#ker!!!!!!!!

And i did not get to get drunk for a while………. F@#k.

That sucks.
…I’m locked out of my house for about another 20 minutes or so right now.

My fucking boss giving weekend off to the new guy FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK i have every weekend off to go to the clubs and try and meet people and try to stop being missierable , my boss agreed to that, now half of my weekend are given to a guy whos been here a month! A month! ive worked there for three fuckin years and i get this shit!!!!! Fuck them