Bittersweet Candy Bowl

@Joobles: He met Sandy in 3rd.

For Lucy’s birthday I got her a boot to the head. *puts on a giant metal boot and roundhouse kick’s Lucy in the head* BOOM HEADSHOT!

Spoilers for Enders game, warning.



Ender quit the game at Battle School, gave his army to Bean, and they graduated him.
But they sent him to Tactical School, and the new game, right after.
He didn’t know when the game became reality, and kept playing.

Bigger spoiler.

he destoys a race and then figures it out and flees earth.

Even bigger Spoiler!


Bean knew everything, ever, all along.

Thats kind of irrelevant but ok.

Still, point remains, Lucy ought to keep her hands off. I don’t know what she inferred from her dream, but I would have taken that as a message to back right the hell off.

I mean really, she dreams that Sandy drowns her? She’s petrified of water, it’s the worst death ever for Lucy, I wouldn’t think that means “Tell Mike I love him!”

no one deserves to get kicked in the face. everyone is imperfect and flawed and it’s not they’re fault. ‘sides, kicks to the faces only result in bloody noses and bitterness.

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I would argue that a kick in the face does no one any good. But I am happy to be excluded because of the happenstances. ^_^

Punch Lucy in the face, burn her uterus and salt it so nothing ever grows there.

To be honest I agree with ILB, none of the characters deserve a kick in the face because the are generally good people. The exception being Alejandro since you know he assaulted the main cast and may have raped Lucy.

He tried, but he didn’t get that far, I don’t think.
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Right?

It’s hard to tell because they dont have genitalia.

I think Joobles is right. I hope he is, at least. ^_^

@ILB People in the Random Chat wanna kill Dirt. LET’S HELP!!!!

To give my blunt opinion: I think Box is being terribly insensitive, and his jokes have been very much the same. But the more people complain about it, the more set in his ways he seems to become. I see no gain in verbally assaulting him, especially since I do not think (oral) violence is the answer in any case.

But Box, if you read this, then I ask you to please stop. For our sakes? ^_^

Either he gets a weird kick out of being insulted, or he genuinely has something wrong with him that causes emotional debilitation.

He’s probably in the Random Chat. STABBY BOX!

@sammy: I have emotional debilitation, Dirt has something else entirely.

He has no shame and a sea of internet protecting him. The only way to stop a troll is to actually kill him.

What?
the fact that they have no genitalia is the line?
really?

Let’s get Nero to fire hiz lazor from space

Wouldn’t he fire it from his submarine?

Crap, I posted that then realized I was thinking of Nemo.

But I’m pretty sure Nero had a laser firing harp.

Maj. Tom (Nero). ^_^

He is an astronaut, he is.

In space, no one can hear you shoop de woop.

He is currently on the ISS. Our eye in the sky

Well, in that case, he did crash in the ocean, so I guess my first point still applies.

our eye in the sky is gonna cry while he flys oh so high because of my trollin the guy and making (N) sigh exept that I lied because the sigh was not realy mine.

So then I guess everyone agreed via silence on my Lucy theory.
Excellent.
*steeples fingers*