Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Almost any city library will have that book, scotch. It’s a huge bestseller and has over 50 editions already. Should be easy as pie to find on Amazon, too.

@ Scotch: You cannot overestimate my lust for blood.
@ Migrant: I found Gatsby pretty stale, all things considered, but you might like it. I don’t know, how interested are you in the exploits of America’s nouveaux riches in the early 1920’s?

Coming Soon to a Store Near You: Jerk’s “Vegan Hipster Faggots of Dune,” a tribute to the exploits of Brian and Frank Herbert.

Found Good Omens in a Portuguese Library. Really good book.

Who else would buy Jerk’s series of books? At a guess, it would either be thousands of expletives and the blurb, or the most hilarious book to ever offend everyone. Don’t let us down, Jerk