Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I bet this is something entirely innocent.

I bet that man lost his daughter in an accident and Molly looks like her. that’s what I bet.

*Does not believe this will happen*

Yeah… not likely at all. ^_^ Especially seeing as Molly is trussed to a chair (it looks like she is, at least).

D-did he really just do that?! Justin!

He’ll come back I’m sure! He has the HEART OF A HERO DEEP DOWN!

Way down. Like, really way deep far down. Beneath the kid who likely just pissed himself.

I could be talking about losing my watch at the McDonald’s ball pit, right?

More like dropping a single pearl down a well and then trying to find it in the mud at the bottom. It’s nearly impossible to find, but that doesn’t keep you from looking for it. Oh, and the well is filled with those play pen balls as well as water.

The question is, what’ll happen to Molly? I hope the guy doesn’t turn out to be a nutter with a heart of gold or some crap like that. That’d just be lame…

kid-napper appears!
he uses Rope, now molly can’t scape
molly uses, basic logic
IT’S SUPER EFECTIVE!!!!

I’m waiting for Molly to show off that super strength I was talking about.

Any second now the kidnapper is going to come within arms length of Molly… then BAM. She tears off the ropes and punches him through the neighbor’s house. Then she takes all his money and writes him up for like 60 boxes of cookies.

Then she meets back up with Justin and is like “Dun worry about it.” while brushing off her uniform. Cause she’s the most hardcore character in the comic.

SHE WILL ACT LIKE CHUCK NORRIS ON CRACK!

But; she could be adopted.

The president is a dog?

HA! IN YOUR FACE CAT SUPREMACISTS! LETS SEE YOU GET THAT ANTI-INTERSPECIES-MARRIAGE LAW IN NOW!

Damn religious kooks, and their bearded-Cat-Jesus…

But really, I kid, I kid. So it appears Molly has been kidnapped by a crazy-person….well at least we know he isn’t likely to hurt her……maybe….

Well, the dog boy is still around.
Who can say the president doesn’t have a son?

I love the crazy character. I don’t know why, I just do.

I kinda wanna see the next page be all Molly listening intently to the weirdo’s life story and why they want to kidnap the presidents daughter XD

Molly’s adoptive parents are proof of that.

What does that guy want with the president’s daughter anyways? And what’s going to happen to Molly now?

Maybe ask money for the rescue i think ._.

For Molly,hope that bunny boy is looking for help.

A ransom does sound likely.

Unless Molly persists with her logical assaults.

Well her actual father is named Abraham, just like her brother

C’mon Molly!
Bamboozle that guy some more!
Then trick him into buying some cookies ^-^

Yayayyyayay….

and yet… it’s a long way to number 6….

This is all I have to say about today’s incentive.

Enter David: JUSTIN, WHAT’RE YOU RUNNIN’ AWAY FOR? YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PHONE CALL. HERE’S A SHOTGUN. YOU DON’T NEED TO LOAD IT, I DID THAT SHIT FOR YOU! JUSTIN, HIS AXE IS ON FIRE, HE KILLED HER PARENTS, SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD!!!



THE PRESIDENT’S DAUGHTER’S BEEN KINDNAPPED…….IT’S UP TO US.




I’m so sorry for that.

Thanks Quack. It all makes sense now.

@Quackslaver
Wow… It’s been FOREVER since I saw that…

I say that at the end of this whole thing, Molly’s ears are going to stand up

For a minute I was very worried, then I laughed out loud and ever thing was fine.

Quacksalver has made me respect David more than Paulo, who likes to put his penis in girls who are stupid, slutty, crazy, bitchy or some terrible combination of those.

Lol, MC Mcpeepants is hilarious.

Man,that guy sure is…strange…

Why would this guy even think the president’s daughter would show up at his door?

Gee, do you think it could be that he’s out of his fucking mind? I hope this guy’s too much of a crazy shit to actually put Molly in any real danger.

It’s fun! heh… I love Molly’s expressions, but, I gotta say, since her hat is shaded the same color as her hair it kind of looks like she has a granny bun on top of her head. Just sayin’

GOD DAMNIT

I can’t unsee condoms on Molly’s Sash :

13dicks what

14dicks what now?

Yeah I thought that was funny too

I ALMOST forgot to vote and read the new comic today.

BUT I did…and i made me lol irl

He’s not very good at this is he?

And…. he made her cry…he’ll pay for that. Come on Justin get back here, and be a hero already!

Actually, I feel sorry for the guy. All right, he did just kidnap a girl, wanting to extort money from her father, but still ^_^

I am not an ARMYFAG !!!!!

rararararrarararar !!!!!!

“I am sorry” :-[

I stopped feeling sorry for the man as of this page.

Well, I did notice the worrying tendences earlier on (like when he opened the door in the first place), but still. ^_^

Child Abduction:

You’re doing in wrong.

Amateur.