Bittersweet Candy Bowl

@King Sandy is already going through that in the Forgotten fancomic. Just tie her mom to a chair, and threaten to send Aria. THREATEN ONLY! Untie her afterwards, and leave. Besides, you aren’t shotgun wizard.

@Jerk If it was a haiku I would of been asleep, and the Sandy being of want to go back to her old life (bad grammar on purpose) is stated outright.

@Peter Jerk didn’t staple a note to your back incase you forget again! *does so* There, little bloody, gonna be infected, BUT AT LEAST YOU WON’T FORGET AGAIN!

@ Peter…..D-did….Did you just say I’m gay? I’m not gay! I’m curious, maybe, but I prefer boobs!

No homo.

Existing might be a good starting point.

…That wasn’t me Mr. Corporate Scandal David. That was a cardboard cut-out.

I’m serious Jerk, that was most helpful. If I was being sarcastic, I most definitely would have put up a big sign that declared it.

(Looks at Peter and then David Ideas Inc.)

Need some help?

(Gets out a nail gun)

But back on topic. I would really like to see Lucy and Sandy actually meet in person. At least that way we can see if Lucy will be polite to her competition.

Sandy evoked the rage of the mob, and for that she must pay.

I’ll go sharpen the guillotine.

king, it is a song that has nothing to do with gayness. Your right to be Catholic has been saved. Just look up a band called Kansas and the song Closet Chronicles.

@ Peter. Hey. I have NOTHING against homosexuals if that’s what you’re implying. Its just, specifically, am not gay. I just have sex with anything that moves……Kidding!

@ ANinnyMouse

YAY! Guillotine! Is that the thing that cuts people’s heads off, or slices them in half?

@ King - Everyone likes boobs except for women with large ones.

It cuts people’s heads off.

I have not heard of an execution tool that cuts people in half, unless it was done ‘informally’.

@ David: You misunderstand me. I mean that as a metaphor: it’s a comic that says a lot using as much subtlety as possible.

@ Peter: “I’ve held this nation in my hand, and yet it’s not my home.” The only line I can remember from that song off the top of my head. I can’t for the life of me remember what this has to do with the conversation.

@ Scotch
Heheheh…Boobs.

@ ANinnyMouse
I have an idea! Cut her up, juggle the pieces, paint them pink, play dodgeball with them, put the pieces into a blender, and then make a lovely cup of coffee with it.

Boy, I have issues.

Someone bring this thread back on topic!

Once carried through the currents and being swept away, the king is in his closet, he’s hiding from today and though he owns all fortunes, that room is where he’ll stay, and his world is filled with darkness turning gray.

And nothing in particular, Jerk.

No thanks, I’ll leave that to you. I prefer my coffee without chunks of cat flesh.

Oh, what does it matter, she can find comfort in the destroy- I mean, loving Embrace of David.

A full “Lucy’s arm-length” of Loving Embrace.

When i usealy compare 2 thing with the same role i tend to put theme in the same situation.

So whenever i compare Sandy with Lucy I put Sandy in Lucy’s place which most of the time doesn’t produce very different results. But the other situation’s… well don’t end so well.

For example what would have happened in the Confutation Arc with Sandy instead of Lucy? Maybe Mike would have been more protective because of Sandy but still he needed Lucy’s help to beat the crap out of Alejandro so not really a good ending with Sandy.

Now this isn’t the reason i hate her. The reason is that she is between Mike and Lucy witch I prefer it over MikeXSandy because the above reason.

I can’t imagine LucyxAnyone because I am quite sure there is no man who actually likes a tsundere.

If there are men who enjoy scat, there are men who enjoy tsundere.

Jesus Christ, good point. But I can’t see any of the main men getting along with Lucy very well relationship-wise. Mike knows her too well, and Paulo also seems all to willing to not deal with any more shit, seeing as he dropped Lucy and Tess and went for a normal person.

Normal? Psh. There is no normal in the Bittersweet Candybowl world.

Just you wait. Taeshi is going to make a plot twist that Jasmine is actually an alien who is planning on anal probing the SHIT out of Paulo.

Besides, you never know what kind of fetish some of these characters have under their everyday personalities.

Lucy could be very submissive in bed…….Ahem. Pardon me. (Gets a tissue box and walks to the bathroom, but stops) KIDDING!

Don’t stop on my account. I already finished.

ZING!

I believe the idea came from Freud….

Remember kids, EVERYTHING IS ABOUT SEX!

Freud was a dirty old man.

This is what I imagine happens when Freud talks to his friends
Freud: Hey, guys, I have this theory that at some point in their life, every man contemplates having sex with his own mother.
Friend #1:That’s weird, I never have.
Friend #2: Neither have I.
Friend #3: That’s kinda fucked up man. Do you have something you wanna tell us?
Freud: Oh…no…I mean…I haven’t either. It’s just a theory, anyway.

Just kidding, he was totally right.

Agreed.

Oh, and we can blame Sally for being a bitch at the the end of Love Me. Yeah. I spoiled it for those who haven’t read, but meh.

… Grey streak, speeding by… ^_^

But I do somehow agree with Lyucs. If she finally breaks up with Michael, and proves that this has been all a tease, Sandy as at fault. But if she does not I see nothing wrong with her at all.

@ Scotch: They all get tattoos that say “BAD MOTHERFUCKER” as they have a seriously fucked up sense of irony.
@ ILB: Why are you grey and why are you speeding by? ;_; Also, what you described actually happened to me. hahahaaaaaaa

Sandy hasn’t done anything per se, her presence however is an insurmountable to anything MikexLucy. Furthermore her very mention causes Mike to…lose all rational thought, which has caused Mike to ignore Lucy which in turn has made Lucy’s attachment issue that much worse.

Jerk, you are the funniest sad-sack in the world.

EVERYTHING that (nameless) said. He is a smart guy and you do a disservice not listening to him, especially here when he and I agree.

I am the funniest anything in the anywhere ever.

I am not a grey streak speeding by. I was merely referring to this drawing here, which Taeshi made specifically because people kept calling Sandy “Sally”. If the old “Extras” page was telling the truth, at least. ^_^

So, all we could gather is that people don’t like Sandy because she is in the middle of the Mike-Lucy pairing.
Even though I’m not really found of that pairing, I have to respect the right of those that like them.
The thing is… is that a reason to dislike Sandy? Disliking someone just for the fact that they’re reaching for their own happiness? Especially when Sandy might not know about Lucy’s problem? And besides, that is Mike’s choice.
If its anyone’s fault, its Mike’s (but, OMG, no, I’m not saying it’s his fault. It’s his choice)

But I love the idea that Taeshi likes MikexSandy.
I hope Sandy gets to show up more.

Besides, I think I’m kinda digging the PauloxLucy thing.
Even though Jasmine is FANTASTIC.

I don’t hate Sandy, I just don’t like her. I don’t know enough about her to really say anything about her. All I know about her is….her life sucks. Yeah. Pretty much.

Well that and she gets in the way of MikeXLucy, but again, I don’t hate her. I just don’t like her.

She’s done nothing to make me like or hate her. Pity her, maybe, but when I saw that chapter that focused on her I couldn’t help but joke about if we were going to see a scene of her as a hooker or stripper…..(Laughs madly)

Jaaaaassmine… Ahhh god I love that character… And jasmine x sandy is hot hot hot.

But ever since I scribbled cracked onto paper I’ve kinda liked sandy more, altough I do like people that ruin the silly happiness and love and whatever fest that is mike x Lucy, even if I also secretly support that pairing

@Jerk It was a joke.

@ILB Mike does’t make a good hedgehog, but his grey color would work if he dressed as Pothead the… I mean Silver.

@Ace As good as an idea that is… no. PauloxJazz is the only Jazzie pair. Jasmine brings Paulo down a couple pegs by turning him into Edward and in today’s page, teases him for being scared by Abbey.

As for the topic, there were claims of Sandy never visiting, but SHE DID! Think back to Hot Pursuit… or go re-read it. Sandy visits Maishul while the evil dock plagues him.

You also have to take into consideration how hard it is for an Asian (which is what I imagine Sandy to be) to get out of the house without invoking the wrath of their Asian parents.

Gabe should know, he is also Asian.
(Tiny penis)

Susan knows this because she raped me.

She raped her own father.

In other news, Sandy is devoted to Mike but the modeling career makes it hard. Do you know how hard it is to be a model? It’s similar to being in marching band. One person gone, and it all becomes shit. I’m not kidding. Sure, they can find a new girl to take her place, but most of the time modeling agencies send specific-type girls to do certain jobs. Therefore, if you’re what a client is looking for, you’d better damn well show up otherwise you misrepresent the agency.
Also, not to mention that Sandy’s mom is the one who seems to be really pushing her to become a model. You try being a young, innocent, nubile teenage girl and try to stand up to your parents.

I personally thing Sandy is going to break one day, I not sure what that means for her, or her relationship with Mike, or her modeling career but a person can only take so much stress at one time and Sandy seems to be quite stressed…

@Gabriel Basically more to support that she never had time and her mom is a nag.

@nameless

Chapter 68: Sandy’s Escape

Sandy can no longer take the stress of her busy life. To be with her Maishul, she has fled from her home in Rickter and makes her way to Roseville.

Yeah I dunno.

Also I find Sandy ugly-looking.

chapter 69: about f**king time

sandy dies on her way back to roseville

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I don’t think she’s ugly, but how did she get a modeling job with no tits?

Child’s play… ^_^

@ILB …pffffffHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ew….

What are you laughing at? ^_^

The same thing Im going ew at….an egg exploded in the microwave.

No, but honestly, what is it? ^_^