Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Thanksgiving is coming up so I need things to put on my manwich, or the sandwich made from everthing that can be considered edible or mostly edible. Last year was:

Steak, Potatoes, Bread, TLC Crackers, Ginger snaps, sour patch, Turkey, Gravy, Bacon, mustard, ketchup, choclate, marshmallows, tootsie rolls, jolly rancher chews, reese’s piecies, Apple and cherry pie, wine, eggs, ham, honeycomb and lucky charms with choclate syrup.

And yes my friends, twas a feast of the ages with a bowel motion to match, but i need more ingredients this year to consider myself a man. list some stuff in the comment section below plox

I think the sandwich above is pretty manly, but it needs more spice.

Habaneros. All the time. Tabasco if you want, I guess.

Add brains because you’re quite obviously dead and a zombie if you actually managed to eat that monstro-lgamation last Thanksgiving.

Worcestershire Sauce! All foods need worcestershire sauce! Preferably from Lea & Perrins!

It makes everything taste more English.

nails, cuz its a MAN wich….without any milk *manly stare*

Hey, everything IS edible.

Somethings just one time, though.

Hamburger patties, with habaneros chopped up and mixed in, two slices of the hottest pepperjack cheese you can get, a cup of jalapenos and half a bottle of the hottest HOLY **** sauce you can get your hands on.
No one will ever doubt your manhood after that.

The hottest HOLY SHIT sauce you can get= ghost pepper (Bhut Jolokia) sauce if you can find it.

Orphan tears

Worstershire sauce doesn’t have any milk in it… it’s basically fermented soy sauce.

Is it? Wow. I’ll stick to my Peking brand soy sauce then.

You should totally put california rolls with cucumber in there.

How about some bittersweet rock candies?

Aylmers chii flavoured diced tomatoes

Your sandwich is fine as is, just sprinkle some blood of Jew on the top.

im caught between Null and Riff for my favorite suggestion but these can all be found in my cupboard cause i am English (wortchestershire sauce FTW)

The flesh of a Bear that you strangled with your bare hands.

Monster trucks and very hot drinks

Me and some friends tryed this.
DO NOT TAKE TO MUCH! me and my friends took more then we could handle, this shit builds up over time! do NOt use water! it makes it worse! Bread and Milk are better. also you legaly have to be 21 to buy this i got my brother to do it sence i’m only 16.
i don’t think you’ll use this, but if you do take my warning!

Drink the whole bottle.

Tony’s!

hmm, maybe some portabello mushrooms,
Oh! don’t forget the toothpick stuck in the top!

YAY A TOPIC ABOUT SANDVICH!
According to sandvich he is sexy with any topping (or inside stuff).

1: Blended steak and BBQ sauce
2: Cabbage that has been covered in oil and ignited
3: Mushrooms injected with tobasco sauce
4: Boiled ram’s testicals
5: Your own semen
6: Crushed cashew nuts
7: Balogna
8: Roast onions
9: Haggis
10: A months worth of nail clippings

Whole cloves of garlic. Manly, indeed. (the huge kind of garlic, if you can find it)