Bittersweet Candy Bowl

HE IS AN ANAAAARCHIST

ANARCHY PENGUINS! (Lol, thats what my group of friends called ourselves in high school) *totally off-topic*

quick everyone !
post porno before its too late !

So long as it doesn’t turn into /b/ we’re good.

Something tells me that this was a bad idea. ^_^

lolcats are a good thing.

THOU SHALT

Dare I ask what prompted this?

….We have rules?
@Jerk: A certain box of dirt perhaps?

Not rules, but it would be cool if here, right in the first topic, were things like:

Don’t spam
Try to look for a topic before creating one,
Try to name your topic so it will be obvious what it’s about
No porn
Try to stay on topic, and keep mindless chats to the Random Chats
(No new Mike’s a jerk topic, there’s already one)
yadda yadda.


Not like a rule thing, but things people should know before posting…

I salute this initiative.

Rule 1: No poofters!

Rule 2: Dont stand in the fire

♪Life is not tried, it is merely survived if you’re standing outside the fire♪

Rule 3: Obey Taeshi and Suitcase.

Does the rules also have “No fan made stories of BCB since it’s also bannable” cause if it did I’ll hyperventilate

The first rule of BCB Forums is do not talk about BCB Forums.

The second rule of BCB Forums is DO NOT talk about BCB Forums.

Third Rule: If someone says “Post more cats”, you must post more cats.

Fourth Rule: Only two pairings per fight.

Fifth Rule: Only one fight per thread

Sixth Rule: No fancharacters, no fursonas

Seventh Rule: Threads will go on as long as they have to

Eighth Rule: If this is your first night in BCB Forums, you must provide porn.

*invincible*

BCB is a socialist state. We need no rules!

no fatties

as soon as the rules go up i thinking one of the frist comments to them will be:
SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY! or something along those lines

I thought that we wouldn’t have rules until the Bittersweet Confederacy was estab-oh, wait. Nevermind that.

If you make rules, people will find creative ways to break them. Or less than creative ways, more likely.

Isn’t that why rules are enforced?

RULES: OBEY

You need nothing else.

Oh yeah, a link to the thread containing all emoticons would prevent some threads showing up.

(Sorry for the double post, couldn’t edit)
Maybe having ‘special’ thread, in which only Mr. SuitCase and Taeshi-san could write….

@Queen Taeshi and King Suitcase

Here are some names that fool Dirt has gone by. I will add more over time.

Shiny pebble, wooden puppet, hatman.

Keep up the good work, I hope you have a good day.

P.S. That Gunnerkrigg Court comic you linked to in the extras is good.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/ Rules_of_the_Internet
Possibly NSFW depending on the links on the left hand side…

But anyway, that is what I will follow until the rules are posted.

Trev the lurker here…
QUICK WHILE THE RULES CEASE TO EXIST! WE MUST ESTABLISH A SOCIO-ECNOMIC COMMUNIST GOVERMENT BEFORE THE EVIL CAT OVERLORDS RAIN ON OUR PARADE!!!!

….I USE CAPS BECAUSE I CARE! FEAR THE BANHAMMER!!!!

that is all

All users are required to wear headphones beyond this point

All users are strongly urged to shoot pistols into the air while trolling

no trolling
whether something is trolling or not will be decided by suit and taesh.
no taking topics off topic.
no spamming.
punishments will be decided by taesh and suit.

Don’t be a total ass unless you are also being funny.

that too.

Obey King Suitcase and Queen Taeshi.

and the god in a jar of rotten fish.

Not rules so much as suggestions that should at least be near the rules since people will be reading this anyway:
- if someone returns after a ban, ignore them until Suit takes care of it
- a monosyllabic responses are shitposts, “LOL” and smilies in lieu of actual content are shitposts, etc. don’t shitpost.
- the edit button is your friend; if you cannot edit, sucks to be you
- don’t fucking post things you found on Cheezburger network
- don’t be a faggot
- if you are just starting here, ask yourself: “have I lurked enough?”
- search old conversations before posting a new one
- don’t resurrect threads older than, say, a month. I don’t know, you figure it out.
- if you’re not sure whether or not your thread is appropriate or original, don’t post it. it’s probably not.
- don’t post as other people. (see also: don’t be a faggot.)

Obey King and Queen or bones break.

Don’t post as other people.

@ Jerk - Well, thath’s jutht offenthive.

Oh, and maybe put up the emote guide in the same thread and link to it on the front of the forum. I’m just brain-storming here.

I wouldn’t mind if someone added my customized emote to the official ones.

What’s your emote Ninja?

Technically it should have been “emotes”. They are posted in the “smilies” thread if you haven’t seen them already.

The Agustus one would be cool.

“Because I’m a little lazy and this topic is a lot of stupid, does anyone actually have suggestions on what rules there should be?”
reading this from Mr SuitCase, after I truthfully and wholeheartedly answered, hurts >_