Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want…

A healthy/good relationship…

Eighty pounds of oxycontin *drool*

Remember your vow, Jerk ^_^

FFFFFFFFF
You’re killing me, Smalls.

an end to this comic

lolwut, you may not answer again. BCB cannot end, at least not without prior warning so the counsellers can be prepared.
I love how this humble little topic became internet flirting so fast. Can MigrantxSammy overcast JerkxLaCommie?
And Jerk, surely you want something more than a space-laser? Large amounts of gold? No hangovers forever?

A bigger penis….

I only said it because I knew someone was thinking it!

England’s Majestic Sovereign, everyone. And I was expecting something like that, just in a slightly more subtle way. Still, your blunt-ness and… bravery is commendable.

@sushi- so tell me what you want, what you really really want
@king-suuuurrrreee

A social life. I have none. D:

Lawl@ Bell Boy
I prefer SonataxSonata over MigrantxSammy and JerkxLaCommie

Wait till you see the tape before you make your decision, Sonata

I have no one.

Ohoho!
I can’t wait to see it, but it’ll be hard to top the SonataxSonata tape ;D

LightortheDarkxEVERYONE!!

realisticly: The ability to draw and High speed internet.

some effing dedication! Stupid mind wanders so much I can’t do anything long term >.>

Noooo!! There is no Migrant x Sammy!! Stop saying that :’(

Light-of-dark, you can have sammy all for yourself, just get him away from me!!!

i actually had a battery powered battery charger for cell phones! it was disposable, though, only one use in it. usefull for emergencies.

@ Elliot: When you have the power to turn major cities into heaps of molten steel and glass, you can really pick out whatever else you want. A hangover cure, indefinite supply of liver transplants, world peace, etc.

Not at all. There will always be resistance, and strangely, the resistance will often possess something that the perpetrator wants. ^_^

what if the perpetrator wants THE RESISTANCE??

Then he will have it, and have it aplenty. ^_^

Extra livers, kidneys and oxycontin are in no short supply. I hope this rebel scum realizes how expendable it can be. >3

Have you learned nothing from the movies, Johnny? ^_^

That the bad guy with the super laser gets killed by James Bond? Oh yes, I’m aware. But he isn’t aware that it’s programmed to sear every single plot of populated or arable land on the planet in the event I somehow pass away. But that’s a little secret between me, my heart doctor and my favorite programmer. Both of whom I killed after assembling that failsafe.

Ah, but that fails, too, because a little boy or girl will find a computer, say “I know this” and hack through the system until the laser blows up on itself. ^_^

Great Drawing Skill and to add colors to it( make my comics Anthro Kai)
and Join Sea Shepherd

Jerk, will this laser fall into the classic trap of being reflected by mirrors? And why wouldn’t the other things (liver transplants, oxycontin, etc) be destroyed in the extreme heat of melting steel and glass? Oh, another thing to add ot my list: the ability to not overbaringly complicate and overanalyze things, except when critiquing things. It could come in handy occasionally

Occasionally…

Migrant, that burned

I want humanity (me too) to stop finding puns and memes funny
and I wan’t people to stop attemping to yell loud enough to make “our team” win when at pep rallys.

I want my own little private island that has Electricty, clean water, fresh food and an private airport.

Then again, if i have lots of money i can accomplish the same things and more…

A nine foot tall bronze statue of George W. Bush, captioned “The Philosopher King,” at every major educational institution on Earth purely for shits and giggles.

A new lighter mines bust and i can’t be on fire anymore

@Migrant I’m not gay.

@Apoc *sets apoc on fire*
*hides flamethrower then whistles*

Free time would be nice.

@ apoc: flaming?

no just smoldering
I can’t whistle

I want to have the actual fight between Kojiro Sasaki and Musashi Miyamoto on dvd in high quality. I wonder if Musashi really used an oar, or if he assassinated him. So much theorys…I WANT THE TRUTH!