Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Generic Question Time: If you could have one thing, regardless of price or unavailability, what would it be?
Incidentally, I’m hoping for realistic answers, but that’s probably not going to happen.

Me, I’d have coloured contact lenses. Gold one day, purple the next, glow-in-the-dark for parties or scaring small children. So, what do you want, Forum?

A space-borne death laser.

Bright,positive mind
Great Guitar Playing skills
A Gibson Guitar With A killswitch
Orange Amp
A Custom-Made hollow-body electric guitar
Boss Delay, Chorus, Distortion, Wah-Wah Pedal, Clean & Overdrive Guitar effects
Great Drawing Skill
Ability to Color
A Scanner
An Xbox 360

And I’m Serious.

A space laser. Who wouldn’t want a giant space laser?

Drawing capabilities.

A McLaren F1 car

This is how it looks like: http://www.picsearch.com/pictures/cars/formula% 201%20cars/mclaren%20f1.html

Jerk, do I want to know exactly why you need a space-borne death laser? Is there anyone you have in mind as the first target? So long as it isn’t me, or anyone I know, I’ll build it myself.

01-10010-1011, nice list. Always wanted to play the guitar, and would have if not for a crippling lack of skill and simply being too lazy.

Yesi, what speed does it do? More importantly, where would you use it? For instance, I live in a tiny village in England, where bikes are often faster than the fastest of cars due to twisty roads and traffic.

TheLightorTheDark, me too. Sketching seems to be working for me, though

Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! And a hard-boiled egg!









You will have my eternal respect if you can name the reference.

love i suppose

@Sammy

Glorious Revolution?

In a selfish world?
hum…
not having the need to sleep or eat, only doing those if I ever wanted to.
Not being sick with anything.
things like that.

To be a necromancer… a christian necromancer
yea i know its kinda odd but whatever.

More Wishes.

if i could have 1 thing……….
peace.
of mind, body, and surroundings.

One thing? MikexLucy happy ending to BCB.

I am easy to please and material things are not important to me.

A chance to fight Jack Dempsey.

He was the best boxer in the 1920s. If only he was still alive…

A way to make it so hot drinks never cool off. Ever.

*heats fff’s hot drinks to near boiling point*
Fufufufufufu, here’s your drink.

In addition to that laser, I want an expensive computer system with built-in drink dispenser and tracking system for my laser.

@ Elliot: If I have a gun at the head of the world, I can have pretty much whatever else I want. And world peace, lest I vitrify belligerent countries.

Some peace and quiet.

UNLIMITED POWER!

And a harem.

And some cotton candy.

That’s not very Christian of you.

I’m Catholic, so its cool.

In your harem? Nope, it’s frigid.

Who said the harem girls were hetero?

I’d want Jerk’s death space laser. Not my own, I want Jerk’s laser so he doesn’t have it.

That or a Steelix, a Steelix would be neat.

Oh not much. just, you know. The World. That’d be nice. And superpowers. And the moon, too. No point in having the earth if you can’t have the moon, too, right? right?

@Sammy: Isn’t that from terry pratchett somewhere?

World peace by becoming it’s overload dictator.

I want Sonata to have my death space laser.

Right through his ears. n_n

I want to be able to shape-shift. It would be pretty awesome.

the bcb book

Just one thing?

Everything.

I thought Jerk was actually being kind for a moment.
In that case I want my ears surgically removed so Jerk’s second comment is invalid resulting in the first comment alone which means Jerk does give me his space laser. ^-^

I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU
RIGHT THROUGH THE BRAIN
UNTIL YOU STOP MOVING

Dx

CURSE YOU

*Laser explodes*

>_> <_<

*Scoots away from self-destruct button*

I WANT TO BE A ROBOT SO MY BRAIN IS ACTUALLY A CHIP THAT JERK DOESN’T KNOW THE NAME OF AND I CAN’T BE CURSED ‘CAUSE I’M A ROBOT AND IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO ME I CAN JUST BE REBOOTED OR DOWNLOADED INTO ANOTHER ROBOT BODY IF MINE IS DESTROYED

I can keep this going forever, buddy >:]

*And my robot awesomeness can repair the laser that LoD destroyed.

Migrant, I love you.

I would love to be close personal friends with everybody in the world. ^_^


Oh, and Sammy, that reference is from Terry Pratchett’s Night Watch.

I would also want Sammy to love me and to be ILB’s one enemy so his wish to be close friends with everyone is never achieved.

To master my power over electricity.

Sammy’s love is mine! All mine!!

*just to let it very clear that it’s a brotherly love only!! right?
**except if sammy is a girl, in that case, BRING IT ON BITCH!

(I want a sex tape of Sammy and Migrant)

You are mean, Sonata. ^_^

I’m a guy but I’m bi, so let’s multiply

;D I’m just making it my goal here to want whatever it is to prevent everyone else from getting what they want. Is that so mean?

Nicely said, Sammy-Sam

Oh shit, get the fuck away from me!!!! AHHHH!

Haaaaahahaa!

Meh. Bromance forever

Sexy, naked bromance

As often as possible.

I keed, I keed