Bittersweet Candy Bowl

so I’m pretty new to BCB so I need to be informed of who be trolling the Internets on BCB. I’m more of a guy who just comments about sandwiches and Electric Six.

My list is this so far:
Jerk

That is it, and any additions that are communicated through some hearty ode that sounds like some sort of sea shanty as though you were talking about Moby Dick would be greatly appreciated

Remove Jerk, he’s not a troll… just a jerk.

Jerk isn’t a troll, he’s just… well he’s a Jerk sometimes.

Would Dirt count?

Dirt and Chazz were trolls, they were banned. I find snooths was too when he was around, but people seem to disagree with me on that one

Shh.

*Falcon Tosses LightTheDark off a building*

Speak and they will come. Use the rules of fight club to keep from mentioning them… oh too late. They are already here. Also, I love how I’m on there.

snooths wasn’t a troll

How am I a troll? What is a troll?

@ LOD: That’s Dirt just trying to enjoy the time he has before this proxy gets banned and his posts get deleted. Again. Haha.

Question still stands.

Snooths was just snoothie, and was whatanamazingdayforapicnic or something before that.

Snooths has some trolling tendencies. Same with Dr. John. But no, not trolls as such. ^_^

Still, this is rather pointless, is it not?

@LOD Your not a troll don’t worry /hug

How contradictory would it be if I said the point of it was to be pointless, ILB?

Everyone’s a troll at some point! Trolling is just a part of internet culture.

Jerk is the trolliest though. Even if he is just a “jerk”

^ Hahaha how so?

We knew it wasn’t really him after he correctly spelled “epiphany,” and spelling Taeshi’s handle correctly for the first time was just the icing on the cake.

But it’s still hilarious is it not?

And true. You’d think a guy would take a hint.

It would make sense in quantum, *Ninja. ^_^

Ninja is a pretty big damn troll. Snooths was a troll Jerk, he just knew he was one and (almost) everyone loved him for it. Aww I miss snooths now, he would troll the shit of of Dirt, ahahahaa.

But yeah, Taeshi and Suitcase are freaking huge trolls, but they get away with it cause the rule the BCB world.

Everything makes sense in Quantum because nothing makes sense in quantum.

Or are you talking about a different quantum…?


@Leaving a Comment: I am hurt that you would suggest that I’m a troll! I can actually spell worth a damn!

No, I am talking about that quantum. Possibly because I am not. ^_^

@ Commie: I don’t think you can be a troll as long as you have redeeming qualities and don’t show up just because you know you’re not wanted there. By that definition, Dirt is the only real troll we have. snooths was intelligent and funny, at least.

What the hell kind of redeeming qualities did snooths have? I mean I love the guy, but seriously?

Seriously.

“sigh” i troll sometimes, expesioly when “he” is driving but for the most part i’m not a troll

Well, yeah, he did troll the RP (in probably the most hilarious way possible), but he also knew a lot about music and could hold a damn good conversation if you talked it out with him. He’s self-conscious about praise, but he appreciates the people who really get to know him.

Seriously though, what possible qualities of a troll could I possess, other than astonishingly bad looks?

But that is the point, Johnny. He, and also John, had qualities that are defining for trolls, but they are not because of that which redeems them. ^_^

I can’t believe I didn’t make that list.

By the way, Ninja, I’m super-pissed now. I totally bought that. How could I be so optimistic!?

…wow…

I’m kinda sorry about that now…

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BWahahahahahahaaaaa! Nope, I’m not at all on second thought. That is just hilarious!

“Hahaha how so?”

Do I have to answer this? I mean…come on :I

Well, yeah. I think it’s a fair question, don’t you? What is it that makes you think I’m a troll?

I don’t know, most of your posts that could be taken offensive or insulting look like their done so on purpose. I mean, I don’t really care or have a problem with it. You just come off that way. Not trying to insult you.

Trolls of BCB:

The person who made this thread.
Anyone who disagrees with me on anything ever.

The End.

Actually they would be blasphemers if you are actually Jesus, as you claim to be.

Or they could be both.

yep

@ ClosetLucy: None taken. It stands to reason that if I didn’t have any sufficient redeeming qualities, were incapable of being reasonable, I would’ve been banned by now.

@ Jerk

Well, I should probably also take into account that I’m still new and I’m probably not being too fair here

And they have been banned… or not

Jerk is a jerk, but a jerk you would want to have a beer with. (as a saying of some kind)

@ ClosetLucy: If all you’ve seen are my comments discussing the comic, you weren’t being unfair. The OP was referring to at least one in-joke between me and Commie, and I’ll be damned if I can remember what he means by sandwiches. (Unless he’s talking about the DavidxDavidxGrass mini-fanfic, because that was hilarious.)

I would hug you if I didn’t think my immense biceps of manliness would crush you. ;_;

toasty jester and guess are right, I……. I’m the troll…

It’s okay. *patpat* Confession comes before castration.

It’s okay, man. We’re gonna get you through this!

awwwwwww,lolwut, you`re not a troll………and netheir am I

I…. I just don’t know how it happened… one second I was looking up how to defeat Bullet Bill Cannons in Paper Mario, then art of trolling, then here. its all a blur. never drink and surf the web

Why would you pick me? I’m a jolly guy as it is, and, well, I already had a thread dedicated to calling me a troll. :|

okay lolwut i won`t drink and surf the web anymore *puts away the beer*