Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I 2nd Ninja’s statement. Now take Jerk, incredibly annoying, but also incredibly interesting. Just don’t try to be like him for the sake of my health…

Its hard to think of things when you laughing your head of at people trying to be ninjas and failing at anykind of social actions in any way

That’s why this is such a magnificent disguise, nobody will ever believe that I’m a Ninja, so I can post whatever I want with impunity.

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and noone takes me seriously so actually adds security to my plans for Nkorea
WHICH FIRED ARTILLERY AT AN INHABITED SKOREA ISLAND!!!

Bastards (North Korea that is)

yup.
kimmy U is as bad as kimmy I

Well, it seems that Il is a bit ill, so we can hope that it’s contagious and gets Junior as well.

Yes an unstable nation with nukes, that couldn’t possibly end badly? They’re just what? 40 miles away from Seoul, a city of 10 million or so? We might be able to knock down a plane or a rocket headed to Japan or to the U.S., but there’s almost no way we could knock down a rocket headed toward the South Korean capital…

Do you think they are any more stable with either Kim or Junior in power?

but we could destroy it before launch.

no.
he demonstrated with the artillery he is no more stable than father dearest.

This is true, it’s just…what the hell can the Americans/South Korean’s do? If we attack and don’t get the nukes, it’s bad, if North Korea just collapses do to infighting, it’s bad, if China decides to help the North out in a war it’s really bad, if we stick with the status quo it’s still bad…

Ninjas in a Can — the solution for unsolvable problems.

send in 100 assassins. all at once.

All in an easily concealable spray can. Yours now for the low price of a cool $50 billion.

mmmm tasty combination

*heavy sigh*

(nameless)’s holiday heavy sigh count: 30

The railroad to flame war just derailed spectacularly.

Solution to the North Korea problem: link Kim Il to tvtropes, then invade and repo all his nukes while he’s distracted.

Man I was so pumped to talk about apple merging with starbucks like in my doomsday scenario, but it seems jerk beat me to it.

See now when that occurs, we all know that the last bastion of humanity will reside within walt Disney world, with the burger king standing side by side with the reanimated frozen corpse of walt Disney.

^Reanimated? Using the body of one of the greatest animators in history as a minion, that’s just cold.

Anyone remember when this thread was about McDonalds and Microsoft merging? XD

I remember that it was boring and completely serious, completely unlike its current state.

Oh dear. That was actually quite a good series of puns. ^_^

Hey, dude who made this topic. I ordered some moccasins from you and it’s been six months. WTFu? Also, I am quite sure that you are an adbot trying to plug three companies at once.