Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Just thought this would be the most reasonable place to discuss that.

What brought this to mind?

@TheLightorTheDark

Eating a Mac while behind Vista. :-/

Seriously?

Jerk, mind putting your stamp on this topic? Gabriel, you too.

MicroDonald’s

The world would end

People would live at McDonalds and home would only be for vegitarians and McDonalds haters.

so no real people will be at McDonalds

Seems like Apple would be the most likely candidate.
Big “Mac” indeed.

I predict that nothing, or very little would happen. Stores might get a bit of a makeover, the toys might become a bit more interesting, but Microsoft’s current buisiness model seems to work just fine, as does McDonalds’. If the merged they would have little reason to change that.

Also to this topic: What the crap?

Yeah we would have MacDonalds

1. You would order a Big Mac and it would be missing it’s special sauce and a pickle. The cashier would explain to you that they would bring the sauce and pickle out to you after they “fixed them”.

2. Like the happy meal, every meal would come with some sort of toy. But the toy would not be anything that you actually wanted.

3. McDonald’s employees would walk around the resurant check your reciept to make sure that you had payed for that meal.

4. They would develope a new food item every year and maket it as the next “Big thing”. (Wait, don’t they already do that?)

5. Each year you would need a bigger stomach because their food would take up more space.

I’ll have to think of a few more…

6. The cost of having your stomach pumped would rise

Microsoft should merge with MacDonalds.
Apple should merge with Starbucks.
Linux users should pool their money and buy Jack in the Box to retaliate.

apoc should grab a shotgun and go kill Ronald McDonald but he doesn’t feel like it right now

6. You order a Big Mac, but they tell you that they have replaced it with the Bigger Mac, which costs twice as much and looks like they pulled it out of the garbage.

7. You no longer Super Size a meal, now you Upgrade it. (Anyone who has worked at McDonalds knows thet this is what managment call the Super Size.)

8. You try to oder at the drive through only to find out that your voice is not compatable with their mic and that you will need a new codec.

9. You have to bring your doctor with you to McDonalds because you are worried that you will get a virus while there.

This is gonna railroad into an
Apple VS Microsoft argument isn’t it?

Godwin’s law will eventually come into effect.

No Apple lost before the argument started

No. It’s just taken for granted that Apple is awesome and Microsoft sucks and is run by fascists / communists / people you don’t like.

No. Just…no.

wait……………… jerk you fit all of those

Oh god it’s beginning already. Does anyone have a spare flame shield? I kinda left mine at home.

…… Nikel your posting this from your computer right?

I’m an awesome fascist and/or communist that you don’t like and who is taken for granted?

minus the awsome and the taken for granted and yes thats you

Nah, I am at the University. I got a laptop. …History can get boring sometimes.

why mac sucks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CrQjfgvqJQ

I am going to hell for this.

Your computer would produce a big mac or double quarter pounder while playing (insertgamenamehere).

Nah were full

I’m afraid I’m neither a communist nor a fascist, but I am pretty awesome.

Did reality somehow change is the last 10 minutes

Nope, you were just ignorant all this time.

I guess you could say that Jerk…

*Puts on sunglasses*

Is politically confused.

Jerk im too crazy to be anything but funny/crazy/even more crazy/on fire or flying

Food and computers together likely would not work at all. I mean, there will surely be trouble somewhere down the line. ^_^

Fibre optic cables replaced by fries. Bagel burgers replacing disk drives. Waffles replacing floppy disks (if they’re still in use any more) and even more grease on people’s keyboards. And since when did Jerk become Apoc Enemy No. 1?

WTF are you talking about No. 1 do you really think jerk made it onto my list

I may have slain members of his family with one of my prehensile razordicks. Again, I don’t keep track of this stuff.

jerk is on my meh lish

Nothing would happen, because people would immediately hire a bunch of us Ninjas to preemptively destroy such a union.

and you can’t have jerk I did it allready

You must be confused Apocrypha.

apoc stands for all peoples octagonal craken

If you insist, APocketofLint.

eat cake eat cake eeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttt cake
im in your head

If your imaginary powers help you keep from feeling pitiably sad, just keep on pretending.

nah the fact that I am anoyying does that for me

I hate to bust your bubble, but you are more disinteresting than annoying.