Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Ok, before I came back to Kentucky and got my girlfriend, I thought this one girl was cute. Well, I went to my aunts and my cousin is best friend with the girl. So I agree to sleep over. And, then the girl comes over and is gunna sleep over too. Well, the next morning, my aunt wasn’t really thinking and she said to the girl to go take a shower. So she did. Then she came out in a towel only In front of me then my aunt says “Sarah, you better get dressed your giving Jake(me) a stiffy!” and EVERYONE bawls out laughing, while I’m blushing like crazy.

Aunts are insane

Least I saw me some pussy

i’m sitting here like

Yikes! I would have died from embarassment on the spot.

I would have taken pics

Crossedeyefreak, you have the most awkward life ever.

Probably would have said,”how much.” XD

My cousin told me to.

Well why didn’t you?

I would have got slapped. And her dad is kinda built big, so…

If it were me I would have smiled and said “Damn right” and slapped her on the ass.

Woah. That would have been more embarrassing.

And you would have got beaten harder

I just think its the fact that people in Kentucky just love doing stupid stuff or anything that will harm others.

Examples:
1. Kid lits self on fire. Reason: He wanted to be the human torch.
2.After school, me and a friend of mine Tristan, we go on the bus, went to the back, waited for the rest of the school to exit out, then stuck our heads out and yelled ” Red Robins”(only 7 people responded and 5 were uneeded)
3.girl started a terrible rumor about another girl that got her called a slut and all. Reason: she was bored.

Actually, No, She lived in indiana.