Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Okay, this is the best I’ve got.
Last year (my Junior year) we were sitting on the bus riding back to school from swim team practice, and we get stopped at a red light in butt fuck nowhere. So then a car pulls up behind us, and we look back and see it’s a girl between 16-22 was one of the types you couldn’t really tell. Semi-hot looking, but not really super pretty. Anyways, we decide to stare her down for no reason. I’m sure four guys with creepy grins looked pretty scary, but she just sat there and started laughing. Then, when the light turned green, she took off her shirt and bra and sped past us. We were to shocked to say anything, then we just died laughing.

We were like, “wtf just happened?”

Surprisingly no one else on the bus noticed.

Ha ha that’s good! That happened to me when I was on a bus back from town actually. Though the girl was running not driving…

this thread is making me cough up blood

Ok, then don’t read it!

Quickly, he needs a stunt in his brain to reduce the strain!

Derp derp rhyme

tehteh teh het heth teh
i drew on some newspaper box earlier today and got yelled at by some elderly jewish woman i dunno if this counts for anything though i just wanted to share this
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in 3rd grade i told some girl that she had nice breasts but i didnt think i was doing anything wrong at the time and i was just shocked at the fact that she actually HAD breasts at that age

oh i have a good one
in middle school me and my friend won some big contest and got the chance to design the senior tshirt
so we decided it would be an amazing idea to sneak the word “cunt” in it as we were stupid rebellious youth
needless to say
it was not an amazing idea

oh god im thinking about it now and cringing enghf engghffff

Whamadamadingdong, so what happened when you got caught?

Have you seen that episode of hippies when some kids slip the world cunt into a newspaper? Nothing happened to them, but Ray who’s responsible for the paper got 200 hours community service…

@Jerk: Picking on you? I thought, uh, naked girls was what this topic was all about ^_^

It was about Sex Drugs and Rock n’ Roll, but so far it’s failing… bad

A-okay. Well here’s the story of the night when me and three friends (not counting the one who doesn’t drink) went out drinking with a group of closet racists. Well, to be fair, it was a fraternity party, but after drinking with those guys… I didn’t want to be near them anymore… Also, I got drugged. Anyways, one of my friends went out for the weekend and the ones who remained in town were trying to decide what to do for partying. We ended up finding out about this frat party through the roommate of my fattest friend. When we got there, Luke, Jasmine, Nick, and I were the only minorities. We didn’t think much of it at first… until the frat boys got REALLY drunk. They were going on and on about how minorities are hurting society and humankind as a whole. Me, being drunk and an asshole because I was drunk just HAD to say something. I don’t remember much, but apparently I said some pretty offensive stuff. They didn’t combat me, they were in the buzzed happy state of drunk which for me is replaced with a buzzed irate state of drunk. Anyways, we went our separate ways at this huge party, when suddenly a chant rings out, “chinks, spics, and negros, they gotta go!”. Luke was high at the time, so the chanting freaked him out more than anyone. Eventually the chanting died down and everyone started hanging with us again… but it was SO UNCOMFORTABLE. And as for me getting drugged, these two girls were leaving and they didn’t want to bring the drinks in the car just in case they get pulled over… so they gave them to me. Apparently there was some guy who was trying to drug them all night.

Boy that must have been a riot. The only time we had one of those assholes was when my mate’s cousin (the mate that owns the mini-bar, not the mate whose cousin tried to stick his knob in m mouth when I was high) he started ranting on the Poles. Boy did he get aggressive then…

Sounds lovely… And ugh, I couldn’t look those frat boys (some of which were friends) in the eye after that…

Oops. Forgot to change.

Ah, so it was you stopping the porn! Bah Kaxbe, for shame!

What do you expect from me, Pron? It was established that even though I’m a perv, I’m the probably the prudiest of us all.

Change your ways! Let the sexual revolution begin!

@ Gabe: Hah! You are discovered! Anywho. What the fuck was their problem? Shit.

Yeah that’s shit. I hate people that have nowt better to do because they are failures and blame it on foreigners.

Wow, that’s a ridiculous part story. The best one I have is that I went to Keg party, and was the only person under 20 years old. I didn’t feel alienated though, we all knew each other.

Oh well, one time me and my friends got pretty wasted and chopped down a tree. It was pretty awesome.

One time I went to a party and got deported back here. Good enough for you?

I’m not sure if these tales should make me happy that I’m not a party person, or sadden at the dull life I’ve led….

But that frat boy party made me cringe……just.. guh….I hate large crowds as is, talk about drunken racist ones hahaha.

Last party I went to, I met a fugly, psychotic girl I went to high school with there. HORK. Dx

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen in France?



Linoleum Blownaparte!

@Teriyaki-Flavored Jerk
i got yelled at by my radically lesbian gym teacher and a couple other people who basically said that we didnt deserve to graduate and everyone who found out about it lost all respect for me
i felt like shit
it wouldnt have even shown up on the shirt anyway cuz they shrunk the design and printed it really poorly
luckily my parents never found out

@ whf: I had that moment in high school too, man. Basically the same stuff happened, but the excessively aggressive bitch in my case got fired a couple years later because she tried to take an iPod away from some kid, he wouldn’t give it up and she bit him when they struggled over it.

Ouch!

Damn this thread is near the bottom! Someone post sowt good…

My friend, that one that I want so fucking bad but she has a boyfriend, wants to tell you all how completely awesome I am. That made my day.

Roofies?

Not but seriously, it sucks when they are f***ing hot and taken…

Hah! Nah. I’ve found consent is a major aphrodisiac. ;D

But I think I’ll get my chance with her, and if I don’t that’s okay. I don’t think a relationship with her would last all that long anyway. We’ve got a benefits thing going on though. That’s pretty neat.

Wait, full benefits? Because then it’s groovy man!

Suspended for as long as either of us are in a serious relationship and, lookie there! I’m single now. >(

Technically, I’m FWB with my last ex-gf too, but I’m not going to take advantage of that. Don’t get me wrong, she’s hot, but she’s in love with me and I don’t want to send the wrong message. Plus, she’s pretty innocent and I don’t want to just use her like that. That’d be cold-blooded.

Having only had FWBs I’m not one to go saying what is right or not. And yeah, using people just turns into a nightmare…

Nightmare as in bad dream? Nightmare as in living hell? Or nightmare as in a knife in your back?

OR ALL THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!

why do you say thing you know will hurt me ;-;

I know Suitcase it’s fail…

i contact u for businiss
maek comic animashun
were can b ur emale adress?
how i cant find ur contact
were is contact?

Ha, ha ha! It’s great, but it’s the wrong thread…

I was making a point. A fantastic point that was lost on everyone and everything and I hate this and I’m going home.

Wait… Aren’t you home already?

Shup. *sniff* ;-;

He’s at home? Great! Units 5 through 7, get ready for door breach maneuvers. Set all weapons for stun, we need him to live long enough to interrogate him. Ready…

On my signal…..

GO!

it’s not my birthday why are you here why aren’t you naked

This thread is nothing like it should have been from the start. I’ve got like 10 gallons of formaldehyde in my parent’s basement, and I KNOW some of you would know what to do with it; maybe THAT would help this…


On a different note: Don’t you love it when I go through resurrecting these old threads?

no i hate it fuck you

Well…that wasn’t very nice. You prick.